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    Why have I been eating so many cookies?

    In the last hour and a half I've been eating a lot of cookies. I haven't smoked any weed recently, so it's not munchy related.
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    ummmmmmmm cookies

    cookies are good, and thats probably why you eatin them

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    cookies? did someone say, cookies?!

    mmmmheh, heh, heh. i get cookies on a regular basis. they're VERY good.

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    Cookies are food of the gods. Oh, and salmon is too, but probably not salmon cookies. My computer likes cookies too. It eats lots of them every time I surf the net. Then I have to clean up all the left over crumbs. I want cookies now. COOKIE!
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    A lady in my office bakes fresh cookies every night and brings them in. Mmmmmmm! She rules over heaven and earth. But she is why I have to go to the gym 4x a week.

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    I like those pillsbury pre-made cookies that you can just stick in the oven! 12 minutes and you have warm gooey chocolate chip cookies.....mmmm.....

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    Imagine if the word cookies was censored. These posts would be a little disturbing.


    I like those pillsbury pre-made ******* that you can just stick in the oven! 12 minutes and you have warm gooey chocolate chip *******.....mmmm.....


    *******? did someone say, *******?!

    mmmmheh, heh, heh. i get ****** on a regular basis. they're VERY good.
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    There's a pizza place near where I work that used to bake divine waggon wheel-sized chocolate chip cookies. But, then they changed the recipe and the cookies come out very flat and very greasy. Bastards! There ought to be prison sentences for serving bad cookies!
    Last edited by Viva; 09-24-2004 at 09:02 AM.
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    So my friend L**** and I have this code word for "******" while talking to one another in a public place, or in front of her boyfriend, but he caught on. It's called "cookies".

    While at dinner the other night with the two of them, L**** says,

    "I'm getting pretty tired, and think I'm going to head home to fetch me some cookies."
    I respond, "Yeah, I hear ya, you're lucky you live near M*** because you're able to get cookies all the time. No fair! Just make sure they're the double stuffed chocolate kind, those are the best!"



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    I'm eating the new Golden Oreos as I type this........so good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Plakespear
    In the last hour and a half I've been eating a lot of cookies. I haven't smoked any weed recently, so it's not munchy related.
    Preggers?????

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    My son & I ate an entire pound of cookies 2 nights ago.

    Mixed bag o' classics:

    Butter, coconut, chocolate, chocolate chip, sugar & peanut butter.

    ...and about a half gallon of milk between us.

    This should not become a habit. It certainly won't help me lose 15lbs. before the season starts.

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    COOOKIES!!!!!

    There's a lot to be said for nowhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrw
    Preggers?????
    That would be biologically impossible. I have a penis.
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    Personally, I prefer a nice 'Rich Tea' biscuit.

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    Lack of Jaffa Cakes.

    Last edited by cantunamunch; 09-25-2004 at 09:39 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Roo
    Personally, I prefer a nice 'Rich Tea' biscuit.
    how unfortunate
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    Quote Originally Posted by divegirl
    So my friend L**** and I have this code word for "******" while talking to one another in a public place, or in front of her boyfriend, but he caught on. It's called "cookies".

    While at dinner the other night with the two of them, L**** says,

    "I'm getting pretty tired, and think I'm going to head home to fetch me some cookies."
    I respond, "Yeah, I hear ya, you're lucky you live near M*** because you're able to get cookies all the time. No fair! Just make sure they're the double stuffed chocolate kind, those are the best!"




    DOUBLE STUFFED CHOCOLATE KIND???? EEEEEWWWWW!!!!! After realizing what you mean by "cookies," well.... ug....

    I have very little desire to get my cookies from back there! Yup, you's a freak, DG!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ubersheist


    DOUBLE STUFFED CHOCOLATE KIND???? EEEEEWWWWW!!!!! After realizing what you mean by "cookies," well.... ug....

    I have very little desire to get my cookies from back there! Yup, you's a freak, DG!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ubersheist
    I have very little desire to get my cookies from back there! Yup, you's a freak, DG!
    Ok, in my defense, I was not even THINKING of the thing to which you're referring!! I was just talking about a doubly delicious ******. So THERE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ubersheist
    I have very little desire to get my cookies from back there! Yup, you's a freak, DG!
    Ok, in my defense, I was not even THINKING of the thing to which you're referring!! I was just talking about a doubly delicious ******. So THERE!

    Now, back to the talk about cookies...the real edible kind!

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    Quote Originally Posted by A-wreck
    how unfortunate
    ... that you haven't tried one. Yeah, I know. Shame isn't it.

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