It appears Darwin was full of shit.

[board]

Congratulations ??? you'll make a wonderful father ? ( God please protect this child your help is it's only hope ! ) seriously though that is awesome ! btw skiing is way more important than drinking she's actually doing you a favor ! a celebration is definitely in order

[meatdrink9]

beaver, just humor. Often times my sense of humor isn't well taken or perceived as just plain offensive.

woodsy, ha

foggy, hell yeah.

rightcoast, will do.

[nopainnojane]

Congrats, Can't wait to see the homemade baby crib.

[jibij]

Damn, dude. When you set a schedule, you mean it!
M's gonna be a hot mama and you're gonna be the Dad all the parents in school talk about.
You two are going to be amazing parents. Can't wait to see you guys with the baby!!

edit: I predict a girl.

[ulty_guy]

oh no, not another generation of the 'huck your MEATS' family!

[freshie247]

Hey Md,
I know what you mean when you talk about the perception of your sense of humor ,I get that a lot as well.I can tell you this though,I laughed when I read your post!

[The Dude]

J-

Congrats dude, great news to hear. Sounds like a Wednesday night might be in order next week to celebrate and have one last 3 a.m. adventure.

[Keoni]

Niiiiice!
Welcome MD10
Don't freak the kid out with and drugged_monkey bedtime stories.

[Woodsy]

girl: Chantasia

boy: Mike or Simian

[iskibc]

Congrats! Just as long as the kid doesn't turn out like this:

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergall...ween1small.jpg


I think he will be OK

[Barnballs]

fantastic man.

Keep the kid away from the ice-luge and your neighbors for awhile...

[Buster Highmen]

WooHOOOO! Congrats Dood and Doodette Meatdrink9!!! Life now takes a weird turn into the best sleepless exhaustion known on this great green orb. It's the best thing ever, at least for me, even if it is, finally, the thing that has made me pause before I lunge out the door for the hill.

We'll expect some conic section or geometric construct somewhere in the name.

[frozenwater]

YeeeHaawwwWW!!!! The ranks are swelling. Kids rock man, and make your life so much more.

As far as wandering around parking lots at 3 am goes, there are two schools of thought on that. The first is the cowardly way out and it entails just stopping that kind of nonsense. The second, more noble route involvles a life long lesson for you children. Go out and show them what happens when you make bad decisions, they will remember your screams of pain much more than if you just tell them certain things can be bad.

Don't let your children find out for themselves what happens when they make dumb decisions -show em yourself.

The only REALLY important thing you need to do, and I can't overemphasize this, is as follows;

When your wife looks up with loving eyes into yours, and tenderly utters those most divine of all phrases "were pregnant" DON'T demand to see the pregnancy test, throw it against a wall, scream to god your defiance of him and all he represents, lock yourself in the bathroom and try to drown yourself in your own feces while muttering "prove it's mine biatch!!!!"

It really isn't a good scene, and it turns out that kind of thing can really haunt you.

[tonghands]

Congrats man.

[Dexter Rutecki]

Originally posted by meatdrink9
Also when this thing get's backtimed it looks as though a romantic dinner courtesy of one of NYC's finest may be respsonsible.

MD9 blames the NYPD for everything.
Good going, man. If you think pregnancy gets 'fun' (wait a few months), just remember it's nothing compared to what happens after arrival. Enjoy this final period of quiet, and tell Mrs. MD congrats for me.
Just think, soon all the mini-mags will be skiing together, and we'll be doing our best to keep up...

[Trackhead]

Time to go buy a skiing harness for the soon to be. And a kid pack for the days before.

Congrats.

[gincognito]

Congrats, J! I'll echo most all of the sentiments already expressed - this kid is gonna have a fine set of parents.

Sick and ashamed and happy (and my money's also on a girl),
d.

[mr_gyptian]

Originally posted by nopainnojane
Congrats, Can't wait to see the homemade baby crib.

you mean gauntlet.


congrats MD.

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Originally posted by frozenwater
YeeeHaawwwWW!!!! The ranks are swelling. Kids rock man, and make your life so much more.

As far as wandering around parking lots at 3 am goes, there are two schools of thought on that. The first is the cowardly way out and it entails just stopping that kind of nonsense. The second, more noble route involvles a life long lesson for you children. Go out and show them what happens when you make bad decisions, they will remember your screams of pain much more than if you just tell them certain things can be bad.

Don't let your children find out for themselves what happens when they make dumb decisions -show em yourself.

The only REALLY important thing you need to do, and I can't overemphasize this, is as follows;

When your wife looks up with loving eyes into yours, and tenderly utters those most divine of all phrases "were pregnant" DON'T demand to see the pregnancy test, throw it against a wall, scream to god your defiance of him and all he represents, lock yourself in the bathroom and try to drown yourself in your own feces while muttering "prove it's mine biatch!!!!"

It really isn't a good scene, and it turns out that kind of thing can really haunt you.

anything that can be make me laugh out loud righ now gets my vote for POTD

[Buster Highmen]

OK, now we start with the name suggestions:
boy names:
Cosmo or Cosimo
Murgatroid
Luther
Ignatz
Rimbaud
Torquemada

[road trip]

Congrats, Man!

I hope when Mrs. MD9 exclaimed "we're pregnant" you didn't say "oh man, I was really looking forward to 'trying' for another few months!"

[Keoni]

If it's a girl, the single most important phrase that you must drum into her head is:

"No, I can't go out tonight. I have to help my dad clean his guns."

[irul&ublo]

Originally posted by meatdrink9
If it's a girl her name will be "Diamond Sparkle Rose Allen". If it's a boy the name shall be "Lord Chlordnosticon Gravlax Allen".

Why not MeatDrink 10?

[board]

Originally posted by Buster Highmen
OK, now we start with the name suggestions:
boy names:
Torquemada

yeah he was nice guy, why not Pol or Idi ?



Boy - Lance Uppercut, Rock Strongo, Max Power

Girl - Busty St.Clair, Chesty LaRue

[Tippster]

Originally posted by Keoni
If it's a girl, the single most important phrase that you must drum into her head is:

"No, I can't go out tonight. I have to help my dad clean his guns."

BWA!!