Maggette help needed(Somewhat Victoria Secret Related)

[Keoni]

After she's about 8 months along, you could just get her a bag of flour and ask her to roll around in it.
















'cause you ain't gonna be getting any for a while anyway
Sorry

[trainnvain]

The maggettes have all given good advise.

These situations can be touchy. Usually it's because we put our foots in our mouths.
Bad scenario:

"Honey, none of my stuff fits, I'm fat!"
"You're not fat you look great!"
"No I don't! You're just saying that."
At this point, the worm and hook have now been cast into the water and the bobber is being watched.
"No, no, I mean it. You look great to me"
Oh snap! You just threw the old "to me" on the end. Painting yourself in a corner my friend.
"To 'you'? So you do think I'm fat!"
Think quick now, this is your time to showcase that steel trap you call a mind!
" No not fat. Sure you've gained some wei..."
*Sound of record skipping*

We have now witnesssed two, soon to be three stages here:
Denial: Gone out the window at the scale and trying on clothes.
Sadness: She was looking for support and somehow the man has turned it to the third stage-
Anger: At you. The man. She has what you want, so with that in mind, you will feel her wrath.

From here on out this scenario degenerates into scene that is not fit for description so I shall leve it at this (plus I gotta get to work).