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    Question why do my hands smell like maple syrup?

    I haven't eaten pancakes or anything requiring syrup for about 2 weeks... I washed them once and they still smelled, so I tried a different soap. Now they smell like maple syrup and strawberries. I don't understand.

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    Been with a vermont girl lately?
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    No, but there was a fat girl that seemed to be stalking me last week around the bar... I'm 90% confident it isn't from her, it was in Wisconsin, so would have smelled like cheese and beer.

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    Maybe the labels on the maple syrup and the hand lotion got swapped?

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    Originally posted by CantDog
    Maybe the labels on the maple syrup and the hand lotion got swapped?
    No, I'm pretty sure I would have noticed. Don't smell today. The apparent cure is to get drunk and go to the bar.

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    Get drunk & go to the bar ,or go to the bar & get drunk ,or both!
    Calmer than you dude

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    I had an old VW bug many years ago that smelled like maple syrup when I played the heat. Drove me crazy, I would be craving pancakes every morning by the time I got to work. I finally open the front hood one day (this was no pristine bug) and found all the air chambers / hoses full of leaves. I left them; it was really the best thing about the car.
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    Mine smelled like that too after the last Gophers' game. Somebody "made" me drink a pint of maple buttershots while tailgating.
    "I smell varmint puntang."

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