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Thread: What George Bush and I have in common

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    What George Bush and I have in common

    We'll both be watching the polls to see if we win. And I expect all you eligible maggs to vote for me.








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    I'd thought the answer would be " pork".

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    Well mine musta gotten lost in the mail.

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    Originally posted by Aldo
    I'd thought the answer would be " pork".
    i was going to guess sinister sneer

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    What are you running for?

    (Imagine how cool it would be to have a Maggot in some high up politcal position)

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    are you thinking of bombing Iran as well?
    fine

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    Booze, Blow, and Hookers?

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    Originally posted by tuffy109
    are you thinking of bombing Iran as well?
    heh, someone was saying something about this the other day.

    http://news.ft.com/cms/s/eed88be8-07...00e2511c8.html
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    Originally posted by mr_gyptian
    heh, someone was saying something about this the other day.

    http://news.ft.com/cms/s/eed88be8-07...00e2511c8.html
    exact same thing i read.
    fine

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    Originally posted by tuffy109
    exact same thing i read.
    whoah... you guys are in agreement... i'm going outside to look for flying pigs... or satan wearing ice skates...

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    nukular?

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    so what am I voting for? I'm not going to think Bigler...
    Putting the "core" in corporate, one turn at a time.

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    Do you also require someone to tell you what the numbers mean?

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    does your platform allow for free cookies because if not my conscience won't allow me to cast my ballot in your favor in november

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    Do you reach for "My Pet Goat" in times of stress?

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    "Think Bigler" - makes me think of that Dr. Suess book where the guy cuts down all the trees and says "we plan on biggering and biggering" his factories. He actually asked me for an endorsement, but I turned him down.

    I'm running for Freeloader. One year term, pays nothing and everyone gets to criticize me.

    But, if I get to bomb countries, heck, it's worth it. I think I'll start with Summit County.

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    How very North Korean of you. Are you going to control TV also?


    as far as the booze, coke and hookers post. 97% of grrr's posts revolve around pissing and moaning about how expensive everything is. so, no, no, and no.
    "The trouble with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money" --Margaret Thatcher

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    Control TV? Of course. I have the remote already, bitch.

    Drugs, booze and hookers? How do you think I got in this mess, anyhow?

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    Three things to live by and you will always have a seat at the table:

    1. Admit nothing, deny everything, demand proof.

    2. [tap microphone twice for effect(this is essential)] I'm sorry senator I do not recall.

    3. As Huey Long said "Never, never get caught with a dead girl or a live boy in your bed."
    "The trouble with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money" --Margaret Thatcher

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