Summer stoke for Twins and Jer

[Gorgoroth]

Gnarly, dudes! Shred it! Tubular! Cowabunga!

[Jer]

Brah - you've never skied, you've never surfed, you don't even listen to black metal and you're learning Russian not Norwegian.

Why are you even here?

Nice photos tho - do you even know who/where any of those people are?

Seriously - like I told you in the real world earlier today - you need to consider getting help. If you won't do it for yourself, do it for Kathy and her family. Shit - do it for me.

[Gorgoroth]

Cool out, hodaddy! Bail out on the aggro Barney, huh?

[Jer]

Shouldn't you be getting ready for your ultrasound, Munchausen psycho?

But no - you're a great guy - always doing favors for everybody - even if they don't want it. And heaven forbid they tell you so - that's a direct personal insult, isn't it Mr. Passive/aggressive?

And I really admire how you take all the world's burdens and suffering on your shoulders (again - even tho nobody asked you to). You're a real Jesus Christ - a real martyr to your own fucked up psyche.

It's also real healthy to practice audio surveilence and stalk people on message boards that are about sports you've never done. Perfectly normal.

I told you with complete honesty what I thought about you and your situation yesterday, then you got all emo like usual, then you got all defensive (after all, you're the good guy - everybody else in the world is just out to fuck you over), now you'er back to your usual dopey games. I did what I could - fuck ya.

...and I'd like that money before you blow out your brains or get killed in a police standoff or whatever. Then again - I'm sure in your mind you don't owe me anything and I'm just trying to steal from you just like all the others.