The Future of Gay Surfing Revealed

O G R E · 07-20-2009, 12:40 PM

**Superstar Punani** · 07-20-2009, 01:49 PM

Dear SquawkFag,

It was good seeing you again at the SF Jacks meeting. I look forward to our getaway to the "Mysterious Paradise Island" of Kosrae this summer.

Luv,

Fabrizio

O G R E · 07-20-2009, 02:18 PM

**Moeghoul** · 07-20-2009, 02:37 PM

Excellent use of salad tongs.

O G R E · 07-20-2009, 03:24 PM

Originally Posted by Moeghoul

Excellent use of salad tongs.

"My friend Don is such a Suuuuuuuuuperstar!!!"

- Carson Cressley 2009

**slim** · 07-20-2009, 04:00 PM

Awesome out of left fieldness.

**f2f** · 07-20-2009, 04:06 PM

SUMMER! SUMMER! SUMMER! SUMMER!

**Jer** · 07-20-2009, 04:34 PM

So....is this Gaywatch thing for real????

O G R E · 07-20-2009, 05:26 PM

Originally Posted by Superstar Punani

Dear SquawkFag,

It was good seeing you again at the SF Jacks meeting. I look forward to our getaway to the "Mysterious Paradise Island" of Kosrae this summer.

Luv,

Fabrizio

**TWINS** · 07-20-2009, 07:49 PM

Awe yes.......the Hatfields and McCoys doing battle once again...

O G R E · 07-21-2009, 11:32 AM

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**Joey Bag O' Donuts** · 07-21-2009, 01:22 PM

^^^^

Squawk fag,

You fucking suck you butt hurt ass pirate!!! Don't bring your fucking lame shit over to the surf forum shitbrick!!!!

Yours truly,

JBOD

O G R E · 07-21-2009, 02:28 PM

Originally Posted by Joey Bag O' Donuts

^^^^

Donny is my butt hurt ass pirate!!!

Yours truly,

JBOD

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!! nErd!!!!

**Joey Bag O' Donuts** · 07-21-2009, 02:47 PM

Ohh, so original squawk fag. You FAIL

O G R E · 07-21-2009, 02:56 PM

Originally Posted by Joey Bag O' Donuts

Ohh, I wish I knew where my DonnyBoy was, he's so hot

he's waiting for you

Originally Posted by Superstar Punani

You know where to find me, snook'ums. I heard you cum here a lot too.

O G R E · 07-28-2009, 07:18 AM

Bruno called and said he wants his outfit back, Donny (you fruitcake)

**Alkasquawlik** · 08-01-2009, 12:39 AM

SquawMan, please leave. You're petty, annoying and are crossing lines.

You utilize a picture of a friend of mine wearing a "Saucerboy Gnarschralped It" shirt (who is obviously finding humor in the ridiculous; a very Mconkey inspired tactic) to try and bash for your homophobic rant. Lame.

You're stabbing at the inner circle right now.

**Core Shot** · 08-01-2009, 05:46 AM

Wow.
Those outfits are so gay, they go beyond "I'm so confident in my hetero-ness that I can do this" and drift into the zone of "I'm a closet cross dressing homo using this as an excuse to go public"

O G R E · 08-02-2009, 06:59 PM

Originally Posted by Alkasquawlik

SquawMan, please leave. You're petty, annoying and are crossing lines.

You utilize a picture of a friend of mine wearing a "Saucerboy Gnarschralped It" shirt (who is obviously finding humor in the ridiculous; a very Mconkey inspired tactic) to try and bash for your homophobic rant. Lame.

You're stabbing at the inner circle right now.

the entire thread is a joke, lighten up

edit: thought you were defending DonnyDouche, not Lane, so I removed Lane's picture when I figured out what the hell you were talking about

**Alkasquawlik** · 08-03-2009, 01:38 AM

Originally Posted by O G R E

the entire thread is a joke, lighten up

edit: thought you were defending DonnyDouche, not Lane, so I removed Lane's picture when I figured out what the hell you were talking about

Oh, Don is a friend of mine too. But I've got a question. How exactly is it a joke if it's not funny? And I'm not saying it's unfunny cause it's about people I know (I'm all for a good ripping of my friends) it's unfunny because the shtick is boring, repetitive and uncreative. I mean Don's starfish on the nipples pic is far more creative (and subsequently funny) than repeatedly taking scrapped photos of homosexual reference, adding text and then abutting them against photos of your interweb nemesis.

Come on man, if you have the name "Squaw" attached to your alias then for the love of the ski world's home of creativity, turn down the suck and turn up the funny. Don't stop ripping on Don if you don't want to, just be entertaining if you want to do in an open forum.

Thanks.

O G R E · 08-03-2009, 06:58 AM

Originally Posted by Alkasquawlik

Oh, Don is a friend of mine too. But I've got a question. How exactly is it a joke if it's not funny? And I'm not saying it's unfunny cause it's about people I know (I'm all for a good ripping of my friends) it's unfunny because the shtick is boring, repetitive and uncreative. I mean Don's starfish on the nipples pic is far more creative (and subsequently funny) than repeatedly taking scrapped photos of homosexual reference, adding text and then abutting them against photos of your interweb nemesis.

Come on man, if you have the name "Squaw" attached to your alias then for the love of the ski world's home of creativity, turn down the suck and turn up the funny. Don't stop ripping on Don if you don't want to, just be entertaining if you want to do in an open forum.

Thanks.

know what's funnier than somebody making fun of the class clown of TGR by taking over his alias and using it against him when he finds out the class clown is a 5 ft midget calling himself "Ogre" and dozens of other aliases with 10,000 posts to his name?

having a pro skier actually take it seriously and defend the goofball when he doesn't know the history between the two posters

there's a reason for this:

Originally Posted by TWINS

Awe yes.......the Hatfields and McCoys doing battle once again...

**Alkasquawlik** · 08-03-2009, 09:56 AM

Originally Posted by O G R E

know what's funnier than somebody making fun of the class clown of TGR by taking over his alias and using it against him when he finds out the class clown is a 5 ft midget calling himself "Ogre" and dozens of other aliases with 10,000 posts to his name?

having a pro skier actually take it seriously and defend the goofball when he doesn't know the history between the two posters

Oh I know the history. I've been on these boards longer than you have bud. And trust me I don't take it seriously, it's the internet. I'm just saying be more funny and entertaining if your want to keep up your supposed battle. Use your head, be creative, don't go down the same road, it'll help your cause.

O G R E · 08-03-2009, 10:32 AM

Originally Posted by Alkasquawlik

Oh I know the history. I've been on these boards longer than you have bud. And trust me I don't take it seriously, it's the internet. I'm just saying be more funny and entertaining if your want to keep up your supposed battle. Use your head, be creative, don't go down the same road, it'll help your cause.

I've been working a ton of hours the past 2 yrs and haven't spent much time here at all to be quite frank

can't say I have much new 'material' on Donny boy other than the pictures posted, nor do I take much of this very seriously

that said, which one of you drove by me yesterday on Lombard Street in a Toyota 4-Runner with a surfboard (yellow?) on the roof rack with a Squallywood sticker on the back window

you or him

**bklyn** · 08-03-2009, 10:39 AM

Squawman - Have you ever met anyone who posts on this site in person? Ever skied with anyone from here? Ever posted any TRs or pictures of yourself here?