Buenos- A thread Cornhole can't delete

[lemon boy]

Originally posted by Cornholio
Last night we got home from a raucous night of boozing and hitting on everythign that moved. We had a bit too much to drink and washed it down with some fast food from the local YPF. Cletus and I are sharing a room while the Rev has his own because Adolf couldn´t make it down here.

Well, last night when we got home, Rev immediately passed out in an alcohol laiden stupor, wearing nothing but these polka dot boxers. I was all drunk and noticed that his door was still cracked just a bit, meaning no key was necessary. Cletus had fallen asleep watching an Olsen Twins movie with his hand in suspicious place, so I crept over to the Rev´s room to see if he was still awake.

It was dark. I crept in without making a sound, careful not to trip on his enormous boots nor the gear spread thoughout the room. Then I stood in the corner and disrobed, wrapping myself in a curtain by the window watching Rev sleep. I watched and watched, waiting for something, anything, wanting him to awake and invite me closer. But instead he merely drooled and scratched himself while deep in a boozy coma. I decided that maybe some makeup would help, so I went back to my room and produced my compact that I had carefully hidden behind my man products. I liberally applied some red lipstick and some eyeliner sans mirror, but I think I looked hot. I went back over to the Rev´s room and again wrapped myself in his curtain while he continuted to sleep soundly, punctuated by the occasional fart. Finally, I became bored and shouted "I deserve to be free! I deserve to be me! Love me, dammit, Rev!¨

He sat up quickly, burped loudly, looked at me then screamed like a frightened girl.

I ran away in my skivies and scarf, downstairs to the the hotel hot tub where I cried softly in the safety of the bubbles and chlorine. Nobody knows what it´s like to be me.

[Spamhelmet]

Classic!

[meatdrink9]

I gotta say that sneaking into somebody's room naked and then standing behind the curtains to watch them sleep is absolutely truly twisted in the most humorous way possible. Although I fear I may have allowed the author of that yarn to share a hotel room one night and now I am frightened.

[Carlo P. Arasio]

I am feeling much sadness.

[1080Rider]

Originally posted by Carlo P. Arasio
I am feeling much sadness.

OH MY GOD!!! LOL!!!!!

[lemon boy]

The funny thing was there were a couple of spots in that narrative where I thought the author was going one way and instead things went spiralling off in another (less dirty) direction. Now, when you think about how screwed up that post is you can get an inclination of where my mind is headin.

For instance I initially thought that the rev's door being open a crack was a fucking brilliant euphemism for having an open boxer window and that no-key-necessary was some sort of fucking wierd ass rophie-cum-date-rape euphy.

Imagine my dissapointment when he was talking about a hotel room door.

So cornhole, don't feel bad. If I was doing it things would be much, much worserer for you.

[snowfire]

Wow. Hilarious. That just made my day.

[seldon]

DPPS <------- so hot right now.

[Crinkle]

Originally posted by lemon boy
The funny thing was there were a couple of spots in that narrative where I thought the author was going one way and instead things went spiralling off in another (less dirty) direction. Now, when you think about how screwed up that post is you can get an inclination of where my mind is headin.

For instance I initially thought that the rev's door being open a crack was a fucking brilliant euphemism for having an open boxer window and that no-key-necessary was some sort of fucking wierd ass rophie-cum-date-rape euphy.

Imagine my dissapointment when he was talking about a hotel room door.

So cornhole, don't feel bad. If I was doing it things would be much, much worserer for you.

LB, I think you need not to share so much inside info with us.

less sharing, more gooder

[iceman]

Originally posted by Crinkle
LB, I think you need not to share so much inside info with us.

less sharing, more gooder

Gotta go with crinkle on this one.

[FreakofSnow]

No doubt, wtf is up with this shizzle? is the lack of snow turning our fellow brethren to bat for the other team?

[lemon boy]

:shrug:

you guys, this represents less sharering.

:shrug:

[Arty50]

Fuck, and I was gonna call them to see if they wanted to hang out tonight. Perhaps I´ll just go to bed early.

[teamdirt]

Too Funny!

[Cornholio]

Photo from Something Awful.

http://images.somethingawful.com/new.../10-slimer.jpg

[seldon]

Originally posted by Cornholio
Photo from Something Awful.

http://images.somethingawful.com/new.../10-slimer.jpg

Is that a threat?

[Yossarian]

no, its a timebomb. It will turn into a horrible nasty bad unviewable image when too many people have looked at the thread. It was Cornholes counter move, and a good one at that.

[iceman]

lex, or luther, or lowtax, or stupidfuckup, or whatever the dude's name is at somethingawful, seems to be falling down on the job. Maybe we just don't generate enough hits to bother him.

Wouldn't that suck, to be irrelevant on the internet?

[Arty50]

Irt´s fuckin 4:30 in aht moaring and I´v shitzfaced. The ogther mags are still out hitsin on the SA ladz. So hot righ hnow. I´m a wuz. must sleetp... goonna partay lik a rockstr in BA tomrow. To the treesome stil in town, get some!!!!!!