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    During my freshman year living in halls I regularly pissed in my sink. Its not like I'm lazy but the toilet was at the end of the hall. Needless to say I got through quite a few toothbrushes after remembering that I had pissed all over it the night before. Fun times.
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    Shame on the OP for not labeling this thread NSFW...

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    Quote Originally Posted by JayPowHound View Post
    Shame on the OP for not labeling this thread NSFW...
    What did you expect from a thread titled as it is? The OP isn´t responsible for pictures posted by other users, the only one responsible for clicking this thread is you. So however much you really didn´t expect girls pissing in sinks or drunks lying on their backs pissing wherever the wind takes it, the thread title should´ve warned you. Since you´re able to type, I´m going to assume you can read.

    Would you click a thread at work titled "Big fucking tits wrapped in bacon", not labeled NSFW and expect it to be safe for work? If so, you´re a fucking retard JONG.

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    Quote Originally Posted by leroy jenkins View Post
    Yea, good old Langford (Wangford) dorm. I saw that the basement of the all guys dorm had rooms like twice the size of anywhere else, and there was only like 20 people living down there, so I figured it would be a sweet setup. I forgot to consider the kind of guys that would fill the all guys dorm.

    One night I went into the bathroom to take a piss. I saw a friend of mine was at the sink washing his hands, so I said hi. Then the RA bursts through the door, screaming that he knows we're smoking pot in the bathroom, and writes us up. Yea, I'd really choose the safety of the bathroom over my room.


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    Quote Originally Posted by arild View Post
    What did you expect from a thread titled as it is? The OP isn´t responsible for pictures posted by other users, the only one responsible for clicking this thread is you. So however much you really didn´t expect girls pissing in sinks or drunks lying on their backs pissing wherever the wind takes it, the thread title should´ve warned you. Since you´re able to type, I´m going to assume you can read.

    Would you click a thread at work titled "Big fucking tits wrapped in bacon", not labeled NSFW and expect it to be safe for work? If so, you´re a fucking retard JONG.
    You've got me all wrong, my friend. Shame on him for not labeling it NSFW so that better pics could have been posted... (like, by me for example) I don't think there is any actual NSFW style nudity here, and there shouldn't be without that in the title. I think it should be labeled in the title so that there can be MORE pussy.

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    In college, the float and chain in my crapper broke, and I ended up pissing in my sink so much I had to use bleach to get rid of the smell. It's an easy habit to get in to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JayPowHound View Post
    You've got me all wrong, my friend. Shame on him for not labeling it NSFW so that better pics could have been posted... (like, by me for example) I don't think there is any actual NSFW style nudity here, and there shouldn't be without that in the title. I think it should be labeled in the title so that there can be MORE pussy.
    Hahaha, then I´m sorry Powhound. It was about 4:30am around here when I typed that. Didn´t see the other motives for your post!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stone-Free View Post
    It's an easy habit to get in to.
    You're tellin me. I PREFER sinks now. Not more than 5 minutes ago I took a sink pee here at work.

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    Busted my pelvis a few years ago. Got behind on the pain meds and had to get up in the middle of the night to piss. The pain was so intense I basically lost control. Couldn't make it all the way to the pisser and spread it out right on the carpet. Good times.

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    a fraternity brother of mine pissed himself in the car on the way to spring break in florida. imagine trying to cover the smell of piss with coppertone. coconut scented piss. luckily the idiots i was with wrecked the car in ft lauderdale and i flew home.

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    A friend of mine used to piss out his dorm room window into the snow below, no big deal. (trying to write your name in the snow from 4 stories up is HARD BTW) Except for that the girls who lived below him used to get beyond pissed that he would piss out the window. They'd yell up at him "STOP PISSING OUT THE WINDOW!" He'd reply: "It's not piss, I'm pouring out the broth from my ramen noodles!"

    Funny thing is that we ended up hooking up with the girls who lived below him. They finally came up to yell at us and ended up getting sauced/flared with us and spending the night.
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    I piss in the sink while I'm brushing my teeth in the morning.
    There.....I said it.
    Figure it saves me at least a minute logistically, and the faucet is already running, so it's more like brushing my teeth at a urinal. Sounds dirty now that I type it out! But really, quite a clean operation as long as toothbrush stays in mouth while dick is in sink.

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    Ever since this thread I have been peeing in a sink. I have been averaging over one sink pee per week.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blurred View Post
    Good4nothing pissed into the fake trees INSIDE The Wynn. hahahahha
    This is by far the best story in this thread.

    I don't really piss in sinks much...I have gotten really good at pissing outside in all sorts of different places. I have been pissing outside and in public since I was a kid...don't know why.

    I have pissed in countless parking lots, the sides/corners of buildings, in alleys, the planters on the 16th street mall in Denver, fountains in Vegas...never been ticketed...it is either luck or skill...if it is luck, someday it will run out and I will post a TR
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    Doing the Mardis Gras thing on Bourbon Street. At a bar called the Cat's Meow (IIRC) where the bar is in the middle of the room "pit" style (4 sides). The bathroom is packed and my buddies decide they don't feel like waiting so a couple of them just whip it out and are nonchalantly pissing down the side of the bar onto the floor. My third friend also thinks he's pissing on the bar, but fails to notice that he's at the spot where the bartenders pass through into the pit - so although there's a counter, there isn't any "wall" down to the floor. He finally figures out his error when the bartender who he just pissed on gets the bouncers to throw his ass back on the street. We were dying - too funny. One of those drunken memories that have somehow managed to stick with me many years later.

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    Quote Originally Posted by freezorburn View Post
    First Beers in the shower now Pissing in the sink!! This place is Full of great ideas!
    At my place, you could just about piss in the sink while having a beer in the shower.

    Also, across from my bathroom door is a door to the outside of the house with just a 2 foot drop to the ground, pissing out this on a cool night is far better than using the toilet. Kinda reminds me of camping.

    I used to piss in this dumb chicks gas tank. I did it often enough that she got a locking tank cover. After that I started pissing on her windshield while standing on the hood.
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    I had to cut back on peeing in da sink
    don't get me wrong ,
    it's not that i don't enjoy it,
    but,
    there is a leak in the pipe, so, if the faucet drips,
    it's like pee/water/rotten wood where the puddle of pee is

    Personally every time I pee in the toilet I miss or it splashes everywhere

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    I enjoy peeing in sinks too.

    Nothing to beat some of the stories in here though.
    I did pee regularly in the darkroom sink at school. One of my classmates got busted and kicked out of the photo program for doing this.

    It did not stop me. I had pictures to print and did not want to waste time.
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    ^^^Hhahahaha! That's pure Descrimination against sink pee'ers
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    I pissed into my drop sink in the basement a ton when our toilet down there was out of comission for a couple weeks. Why climb 2 flights of stairs when you can let flow into a funny shaped pissoir right there? Just run the water and ... wallah.

    Some of you nancies sound like you get out of the shower to take a leak, too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by belgian View Post
    Whenever I am unfortunate enough to find myself at a Walmart I end up pissing in their sinks. Probably about 4 stores have been lucky enough to get this treatment so far. I also enjoy pissing in the sinks at whereever I am working, its exciting. No clue how I would react if I got caught. My friend almost got walked in on pissing in the sink at the fancy restaurant we went to for prom in High School, that was pretty classy.
    Sounds like quite a fetish. Don't get caught.

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    Quote Originally Posted by commonlaw View Post
    I am so proud of myself. I have been remodeling the future mother-in-law's kitchen. Last weekend, I got the brand spanking new sink installed and immediately christened it with 5 liver-filtered Zywiec. Being able to add a flagship micturition to my resume is deeply satisfying.
    Chalked up another trail-blazing sink piss this morning. Nary a hand-wash had besmirched this newly installed sink before I unleashed my deluge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by carvedog View Post
    I enjoy peeing in sinks too.

    Nothing to beat some of the stories in here though.
    I did pee regularly in the darkroom sink at school. One of my classmates got busted and kicked out of the photo program for doing this.

    It did not stop me. I had pictures to print and did not want to waste time.
    That's cool... fixer is pretty much just pee.
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    Better get that prostate and bladder checked if you can't hold it long enough to go to make it to the toilet. Usually it is the other way around- when you are young and drunk then piss in the sink, when you grow up and get a bit older then you start using the toilet.

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