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  1. #1
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    Porn Season ...

    ... Is just about upon us here in SLC thanks to our good bud Z!!

    Been getting a little worn on the summer activities as of late so I broke out High Life last night over dinner.

    Looking forward to:
    new porn
    catching up with some friends I haven't seen all summer
    having to pick my jaw up off the floor
    needing a napkin to wipe the drool off my mouth
    parusing all the new gear
    spending $ I don't have on said gear
    the angst of October
    the sound of the first bullwheel's crankin up
    Hardcore calling my house
    putting on the gear for the first time thinking this feels weird and familiar at the same time
    the cold, sqeaky sound of snow underboot
    the first maching run
    the overwhelming joy in my soul shown with a big chit eating grin on my face and a big phat cackle coming outta my mouth
    "... she'll never need a doctor; 'cause I check her out all day"

  2. #2
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    Too many pulls on the cord to get the sleepy giant running.

    Coming home with a bit of two stroke odor.

    Raw shins from early season skinning.

    Trying to remember what to bring and how to dress for the first day of the season.

    Re-gluing the skins and making a mess.

    The list goes on..........

    Bring it.

  3. #3
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    Is porn season like duck season? I can see Tanner Hall throwing a move off a big hip while Lemon Boy, Beaver and the Rev attempt to blow him out of the sky.

    PULL!

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    PULL!!!!
    "... she'll never need a doctor; 'cause I check her out all day"

  5. #5
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    It's Rabbit Season!
    No ,It's Duck Season!
    Rabbit Season!
    Duck season!

    Do you want to shoot me now or shoot me later!
    Calmer than you dude

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