my hunk of junk says "I liked it way better when i was your grandmas car, she didnt drink/speed excesivly/pull the handbrake around corners/nuetral drop/intentionally lock the brakes/overload me by a good 500lbs to go to the beach and back/get speeding tickets/mack deer at fourtyfive miles an hour on numerous occasions/hit shopping carts in empty parking lots/drag race in reverse/run into the house/slam into snowbanks rallyracing on a closed unplowed road/go skiing non-stop all winter long/ and many other things i cant think of right now. You are an asshole. I am going to brake now so you get stuck in this empty parking lot until the towtruck gets here. You suck." She hates me but shell never leave me!
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