Check Out Our Shop
Page 2 of 3 FirstFirst 1 2 3 LastLast
Results 26 to 50 of 52

Thread: So what does your vehicle say about you?

  1. #26
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    In the moment
    Posts
    4,024
    Originally posted by The AD
    Gotta be a VW of some type. I'd guess a Jetta.
    Winner.

    And interloper, I am neither a sorority girl, or a gay man (not that there's anyhting wrong with that)
    "There is a hell of a huge difference between skiing as a sport- or even as a lifestyle- and skiing as an industry"
    Hunter S. Thompson, 1970 (RIP)

  2. #27
    Join Date
    Oct 2002
    Location
    Boston, MA
    Posts
    1,277
    My car screams:

    "THERE'S AN IRESPONSIBLE MALE DRIVING ME!!!! PLEASE GIVE HIM A TICKET!!!!!"

    It also emailed this to my insurance company:

    "I like to go fast, and I encourage my owner to drive that way. Please jack up his rates"

  3. #28
    Join Date
    Dec 2002
    Location
    The Garden State
    Posts
    4,907
    Don't know what the car says, but the title says:

    ' exceeds mechanical limits "

  4. #29
    Join Date
    Dec 2002
    Location
    Uptown
    Posts
    6,213
    Latest audaious license plate frame seen:

    "My other ride is your daughter"

  5. #30
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    North Van
    Posts
    1,126
    Originally posted by The AD
    Gotta be a VW of some type. I'd guess a Jetta.
    Hey, what's wrong with VW's? My Westy kicks ass....
    Martha's just polishing the brass on the Titanic....

  6. #31
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    North of South, South of North, West of East
    Posts
    1,728
    http://tinyurl.com/nh6t

    Edit: When do I lose the 'Minion' label? I refuse to just to to another category and pad, pad, pad!
    Last edited by teledave; 10-24-2003 at 01:31 PM.
    I should probably change my username to IReallyDon'tTeleMuchAnymoreDave.

  7. #32
    Join Date
    Apr 2002
    Location
    NorCal
    Posts
    952
    I think this one speaks for itself

    edit - fixed

    http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic14950.jpg
    Last edited by Clack; 11-05-2003 at 12:34 PM.

  8. #33
    Join Date
    Sep 2001
    Location
    The Cone of Uncertainty
    Posts
    49,302
    You bumped this after two weeks for "never mind"?

  9. #34
    Join Date
    Apr 2002
    Location
    NorCal
    Posts
    952
    got it fixed now, couldn't link it before. Saw this pic and thought immediately about the thread.

  10. #35
    Join Date
    Sep 2001
    Location
    Tahoe
    Posts
    3,927
    My truck has a name:

    "chick deflector"

  11. #36
    Join Date
    Apr 2002
    Location
    Impossible to knowl--I use an iPhone
    Posts
    13,182

    Re: So what does your vehicle say about you?

    Originally posted by Grange
    GM officials, who declined to be named, said it had been unaware that LaCrosse was a term for self-gratification among teenagers in French-speaking Quebec.
    Won't the Canucks have red faces when they find out that U.S. teenagers use the word 'hockey' to mean monkey sex.
    [quote][//quote]

  12. #37
    Join Date
    Dec 2001
    Location
    Øøøtahhh
    Posts
    2,780

    Wink

    Nothing. I drive a company vehicle and cannot be held responsible for what people think of my minivan.

    __________________________
    "There's nothing like cheese."

  13. #38
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    Posts
    9,574
    Originally posted by The AD
    Gotta be a VW of some type. I'd guess a Jetta.
    No, Jetta's are loved by others such as new skool hippy pucks and lipstick lesbians.

  14. #39
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    out on a limb
    Posts
    466
    Originally posted by Beaver
    My truck says "GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY WAY OR I'LL MASH IN YOUR GRILL WITH THIS BIG ASS BUMPER"
    HA HA mine too.....

    But it also says "I'm a broke ass arborist/ landscaper and I can't afford anything better than this beat up piece of shit work truck."

    Really though, I love my truck. Rust and all. Hey it only cost $500 bucks and its 79 GMCs are reeeeeal easy to work on. Unless its -40 with a foot of snow and your trying to replace the starter, I definately don't want to do that one again.

  15. #40
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    between here and there
    Posts
    6,230
    My car says........PIMP. If you could see me behind the dark tint.
    More fucked up than a cricket in a hubcap

  16. #41
    Join Date
    Apr 2002
    Location
    Chamonix
    Posts
    44
    Mine just wanted to die in peace, rotting slowly in a buddies back yard......I begged to differ, New front struts (only 8 rustedbolts), new heater matrix (had to take the dash out twice), New anti sway bar, fixed hadbrake, swapped locks for ones I have the key for and tomorrow tires....the biatch better get the 64.5mpg th manual promises or it can have a firey death not a peacefull one!

  17. #42
    Join Date
    Apr 2002
    Location
    Chamonix
    Posts
    44
    Oh...what does it say about me....2.4 children, beard and sandals!

  18. #43
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    Location
    Deep Playa
    Posts
    4,821

    Talking

    "Whooooo iz yo daddy....."

  19. #44
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    SF Bay Area
    Posts
    125
    "When are we gonna get a new coat of mud Dave?"
    "I'm itchin, scratch me again with those ski edges as your backpack never really scrapes through to the metal."
    "Thanks Dave for putting old kool Barrecrafter back on top last week. Now I can get into my percussion thingy again while you drive."
    "I can't wait for you to drive me thru all those crackling frozen mud puddles in the Kirkwood parking lot!"

    - subu (*94 Suburu Legacy sedan 170k miles)

  20. #45
    Join Date
    Apr 2002
    Location
    NorCal
    Posts
    952
    I'm not going to let this thread go

    Mine also says "I can bring coolers where you have to backpack."

    http://www.biglines.com/photos/pbpic4770.jpg
    http://www.biglines.com/photos/pbpic4773.jpg
    http://www.biglines.com/photos/pbpic4771.jpg

  21. #46
    Join Date
    Sep 2002
    Location
    MT
    Posts
    1,368
    Im running out of room...
    My Montana has an East Infection

  22. #47
    Join Date
    May 2002
    Location
    SEA
    Posts
    1,032
    Originally posted by Mountainman
    Im running out of room...
    dude, i know you think bakerboy is cool, but that oval sticker is overdoing it.
    As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.

  23. #48
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    Seattle
    Posts
    28,546
    I just saw a car yesterday with a Washington plate reading "MTNHIGH." Can't remember exactly what kind of car it was, but it was a (potential) maggette driving. Anyone know this person?

  24. #49
    Join Date
    Dec 2002
    Location
    Bellingham, WA
    Posts
    4,334
    Originally posted by scoober
    dude, i know you think bakerboy is cool, but that oval sticker is overdoing it.
    Hahhahahah. My world domination is one step closer to being complete!
    OOOOOOOHHHH, I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!

  25. #50
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    New Hampshire
    Posts
    4,101
    Originally posted by scoober
    dude, i know you think bakerboy is cool, but that oval sticker is overdoing it.
    And that goes the the same for "DAMN MORE HEROIN". I don't know how you got that sticker for pre-release date, but DINMS won't ask any questions if we just put it to rest now. Thanks.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •