Winner.Originally posted by The AD
Gotta be a VW of some type. I'd guess a Jetta.
And interloper, I am neither a sorority girl, or a gay man (not that there's anyhting wrong with that)
Winner.Originally posted by The AD
Gotta be a VW of some type. I'd guess a Jetta.
And interloper, I am neither a sorority girl, or a gay man (not that there's anyhting wrong with that)
"There is a hell of a huge difference between skiing as a sport- or even as a lifestyle- and skiing as an industry"
Hunter S. Thompson, 1970 (RIP)
My car screams:
"THERE'S AN IRESPONSIBLE MALE DRIVING ME!!!! PLEASE GIVE HIM A TICKET!!!!!"
It also emailed this to my insurance company:
"I like to go fast, and I encourage my owner to drive that way. Please jack up his rates"
Don't know what the car says, but the title says:
' exceeds mechanical limits "
Latest audaious license plate frame seen:
"My other ride is your daughter"
Hey, what's wrong with VW's? My Westy kicks ass....Originally posted by The AD
Gotta be a VW of some type. I'd guess a Jetta.
Martha's just polishing the brass on the Titanic....
http://tinyurl.com/nh6t
Edit: When do I lose the 'Minion' label? I refuse to just to to another category and pad, pad, pad!
Last edited by teledave; 10-24-2003 at 01:31 PM.
I should probably change my username to IReallyDon'tTeleMuchAnymoreDave.
I think this one speaks for itself
edit - fixed
http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic14950.jpg
Last edited by Clack; 11-05-2003 at 12:34 PM.
You bumped this after two weeks for "never mind"?
got it fixed now, couldn't link it before. Saw this pic and thought immediately about the thread.![]()
My truck has a name:
"chick deflector"
Won't the Canucks have red faces when they find out that U.S. teenagers use the word 'hockey' to mean monkey sex.Originally posted by Grange
GM officials, who declined to be named, said it had been unaware that LaCrosse was a term for self-gratification among teenagers in French-speaking Quebec.
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Nothing. I drive a company vehicle and cannot be held responsible for what people think of my minivan.
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"There's nothing like cheese."
No, Jetta's are loved by others such as new skool hippy pucks and lipstick lesbians.Originally posted by The AD
Gotta be a VW of some type. I'd guess a Jetta.
HA HA mine too.....Originally posted by Beaver
My truck says "GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY WAY OR I'LL MASH IN YOUR GRILL WITH THIS BIG ASS BUMPER"
But it also says "I'm a broke ass arborist/ landscaper and I can't afford anything better than this beat up piece of shit work truck."
Really though, I love my truck. Rust and all. Hey it only cost $500 bucks and its 79 GMCs are reeeeeal easy to work on. Unless its -40 with a foot of snow and your trying to replace the starter, I definately don't want to do that one again.
My car says........PIMP. If you could see me behind the dark tint.
More fucked up than a cricket in a hubcap
Mine just wanted to die in peace, rotting slowly in a buddies back yard......I begged to differ, New front struts (only 8 rustedbolts), new heater matrix (had to take the dash out twice), New anti sway bar, fixed hadbrake, swapped locks for ones I have the key for and tomorrow tires....the biatch better get the 64.5mpg th manual promises or it can have a firey death not a peacefull one!
Oh...what does it say about me....2.4 children, beard and sandals!
"Whooooo iz yo daddy....."
"When are we gonna get a new coat of mud Dave?"
"I'm itchin, scratch me again with those ski edges as your backpack never really scrapes through to the metal."
"Thanks Dave for putting old kool Barrecrafter back on top last week. Now I can get into my percussion thingy again while you drive."
"I can't wait for you to drive me thru all those crackling frozen mud puddles in the Kirkwood parking lot!"
- subu (*94 Suburu Legacy sedan 170k miles)
I'm not going to let this thread go
Mine also says "I can bring coolers where you have to backpack."
http://www.biglines.com/photos/pbpic4770.jpg
http://www.biglines.com/photos/pbpic4773.jpg
http://www.biglines.com/photos/pbpic4771.jpg
Im running out of room...
My Montana has an East Infection
dude, i know you think bakerboy is cool, but that oval sticker is overdoing it.Originally posted by Mountainman
Im running out of room...
As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.
I just saw a car yesterday with a Washington plate reading "MTNHIGH." Can't remember exactly what kind of car it was, but it was a (potential) maggette driving. Anyone know this person?
Hahhahahah. My world domination is one step closer to being complete!Originally posted by scoober
dude, i know you think bakerboy is cool, but that oval sticker is overdoing it.
OOOOOOOHHHH, I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!
And that goes the the same for "DAMN MORE HEROIN". I don't know how you got that sticker for pre-release date, but DINMS won't ask any questions if we just put it to rest now. Thanks.Originally posted by scoober
dude, i know you think bakerboy is cool, but that oval sticker is overdoing it.
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