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    Packrat

    I've got a packrat living in my yard. Sometimes he is in the woodpile sometimes beind some shelves in the car port, sometimes here sometimes there. I generally know wherre he is cause my dogs & cat are hunting him and pointing at his location. Sure, they are cute but man they faking stink. Anyone have a good idea for killing the little fucker?
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    Get it drunk and then it could die from poisoning. All though that would be a waist of alcohal.
    Sleep now in the fire

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    High-caliber rifle at close range?
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    Shovel and machete
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    simple...yet very effective

    http://www.mntrappers.com/otterbybucket.jpeg

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    Originally posted by Mountainman
    High-caliber rifle at close range?
    That was my first idea but I have never actually seen him. I hear him & smell him and that is it.

    I also thought about a little antifreeze in a spot that the cat could not get too but then I would have a rotting packrat somewhere possible unaccessible.
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    Stage an intervention, and then reason with him. Explain that lack of bathing and non-stop collecting are signs of Obsessive/Compulsive Disorder. Then send him to see a psychiatrist and hope that he finds the strength to heal himself.

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    I had one of those little shits living in an old gopher hole. Bought one of those big gigantic mouse traps.....the little fucker stole it!
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    Buy it a Diggit.

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    Originally posted by iceman
    Explain that lack of bathing and non-stop collecting are signs of Obsessive/Compulsive Disorder.
    It's not that the little buggers don't bath, their urine just stinks, kinda like a mouse's. Now, your normal rat doesn't smell bad at all, which is why they make such great pets.
    Your dog just ate an avocado!

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    Bucket w/ peanut butter smeared on the bottom. Something big enough they can't jump out of. Of course, you'll also catch squirrels, mice, and other rodents but it's effective. You'll have to make sure your dogs don't knock it over. I've also had success w/ a garbage can filled halfway w/ water, then hang a string smeared w/ PB across it. They'll climb out on it, then usually fall in and drown. The collateral damage will be heavy if you have a lot of mice in the area.

    These tactics have proved effective against wood rats, not sure about Canadian packrats. Should be about the same creature though.

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    Originally posted by xboat
    simple...yet very effective

    http://www.mntrappers.com/otterbybucket.jpeg
    I dont think he is trying to catch fish, but cool suggestion anyway
    ...tricks deserve applause, style deserves respect

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    I found the correct way to kill a packrat. Stop reading now if you are squeemish.

    I saw the smelly little fucker out of corner of my eye scurrying through the trusses in my carport. He quickly went around the corner to where my wood pile is. So I ran for the .22 pump. I had just been out splitting wood so my halogen floodlamp was set up. I took the floodlamp and shone it into the woodpile and there he was. I could see his tail & nose sticking out from behind a piece of wood about 6 feet off the ground. Shooting him was out of the question as the bullet would have gone through him and into the wall of my house. So I took my splitting maul and pounded the piece of fire wood he was hiding behind and was rewarded with a squeek. He tried to move but he was pinned to the wall. His tail was still moving and I could see his beady little eye stareing out at me. I happened to have a 3' piece of 1/2" pipe leaning against the wall in the carport that was once part of a sprinkler. I poked the pipe between the firewood and jabbed a couple times. There was a sickening crunch as I crushed his skull against the stucco wall of the house. I pulled down a few pieces of firewood and removed his body and tossed it in the burn barrel to deal with later.
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    good god!
    "All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."

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    Any kill involving a blunt instrument is a good kill.
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    Originally posted by teledave
    Any kill involving a blunt instrument is a good kill.
    potd?

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    Hopefully killing the packrat will make up for the six chicks.

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    Originally posted by Alex P. Keaton
    Hopefully killing the packrat will make up for the six chicks.
    LOL!!

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    that's frozenwater, dood.

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    Ah, you're right. What else has beaver killed?

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    was it ravens?

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    Yeah, that was it. So I'm not totally off-base, then.

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    Originally posted by xboat
    was it ravens?
    It was.
    You are what you eat.
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    Originally posted by Beaver
    It was.
    You killed RAVENS? OMG!!! I thought you were a nature lover and here I find out you're killing all kinds of animals not for food but just 'cuz. You know...they're just trying to live their lives as nature intended.

    This from a man that calls himself "Beaver."
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