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    One more reason to never drive drunk

    Found this little gem while in class today. Speculation as to how fast the driver was going AND how much he had to drink that caused him to miss that something definately WASN'T right????

    http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/South/08/....ap/index.html
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    That is pretty fucked up.

    Let's hear it with the "guy didn't have a good head on his shoulders" and "that dood sure lost his mind" jokes already, though.
    It's idomatic, beatch.

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    Crazy to see a pic of Laura Bush in a ad at the bottom, considering that she has a vehiculay manslaughter conviction.

    she can't vote because of that, right? I think a felony prohibits you form voting.

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    Police said Hutcherson and Brohm...left after Brohm said he felt sick.

    Brohm, 23, apparently was leaning out of the window when Hutcherson hit the support wire about a mile and a half from the bar, but police did not know why.
    Those cops in Marietta aren't exactly the sharpest, are they?
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    So, did the guy who was driving not even realize that his friend just got decapitated? That's hard to believe he wouldn't even realize it. He had to realize it. He just had to.

    That story is crazy!
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    Well either he was too fucked up to realize it OR he realized it and was too fucked up to do anything about it. I cannot imagine the investigation following that...you know the passenger side of that truck was not a pretty sight.
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    A classic "here,hold my beer and watch this" story. You just can't make this shit up

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    Use your head or lose it.

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    I read this as: "One more reason to never drive phunk" and was about to correct someone on the capitalization of phUnk.

    Too bad. That would have been funnier.

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    Originally posted by steepconcrete
    Crazy to see a pic of Laura Bush in a ad at the bottom, considering that she has a vehiculay manslaughter conviction.

    she can't vote because of that, right? I think a felony prohibits you form voting.
    You can have your rights restored.
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    Originally posted by Greydon Clark
    You can have your rights restored.
    Would a Presidental pardon count?
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    Wink

    Originally posted by seldon
    I read this as: "One more reason to never drive phunk" and was about to correct someone on the capitalization of phUnk.
    Unless you guys are the bestest of friends (maybe ya are, what do I know), you should think about getting off the nuts.

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    Originally posted by Telenater
    Would a Presidental pardon count?
    "I have decided to commute her sentence from 60 days to one spanking, and she's grounded for a week."

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    Originally posted by Greydon Clark
    You can have your rights restored.
    She was 17 when it happened, your record got sealed back in the day.

    Steep, what the fuck does running a stop sign when you are 17 have to do with drunk driving? The fact that it is a car wreck? Go get a DUI and see what the court thinks.
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    Originally posted by mr_gyptian
    She was 17 when it happened, your record got sealed back in the day.

    Steep, what the fuck does running a stop sign when you are 17 have to do with drunk driving? The fact that it is a car wreck? Go get a DUI and see what the court thinks.
    Maybe George can explain it to her

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    Originally posted by mr_gyptian
    Steep, what the fuck does running a stop sign when you are 17 have to do with drunk driving? The fact that it is a car wreck? Go get a DUI and see what the court thinks.
    He did not get charged with drunk driving he was charged with vehicular homicide. Laura Bush was charged with vehicular manslaughter.

    They both killed someone while behind the wheel.

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    I can totally believe that MR. Manslaughter didn't realize what had happened.

    25 years ago,my Uncle's best friend was driving a speed boat with about 8 others on board .They were all so drunk that when he got too close to shore ,nicked a buoy,fell overboard & was killed by the prop,no-one even noticed.Someone else took over driving & they went home.The next day his body washed up & that was when the group first realized what had happened.
    Calmer than you dude

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    Even if he had noticed wtf was he going to do he's drunk, the guys obviously dead, he knows he's drunk and going to prison. Think about it you might just go home to.
    Last edited by karma; 08-31-2004 at 07:12 PM.
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    That's totally f'd up. But ... that's the South for you! Funny thing is, I used to live in Marietta when I was little.

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    Originally posted by shamrockpow
    Maybe George can explain it to her
    No, I think that George would explane it to her.
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    A neighbor walking with his young daughter Sunday morning discovered Daniel Brohm's headless corpse in the truck in John Kemper Hutcherson's driveway and called authorities
    Why can't neighbors ever mind their own damn buisiness?
    You look like I need a drink.

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