[NSR]Tomorrow, September 1st...

[teledave]

Oh, and dove season is really only a warmup for the real hunting season, quail!

[Hayduke]

Originally posted by dipstik
September first is awesome for me because it signals the beginning of the time where I like to go out and hide in the woods and wait for all the hunters to show up.

Then, when they least suspect it, I shoot their fucking dog in the head.

I feel that it really makes me one with nature. I get to be out there in the woods all by myself, enjoying the fresh air, and killing peoples dogs. It's awesome. Nothing makes me more of a man, more tough, more cool, than killing other defenseless things.

Then after about a week of this, I like to go and whine about how Bush's environmental policies suck, and how he's ruining nature.

It's ok though, I know that deep down nothing brings me closer to nature than by killing a part of it.

Absolutely fucking priceless!

[dipstik]

Originally posted by The Reverend Floater
While we previously thought it impossible, you've outdone yourself in both your miopic perception of reality and your flawless demonstration of the mentality of a Bush voter! Terrific!

Easy there killer! I thought the rule of thumb was that when insulting someone using a word you think they don't know, you at least had to spell it correctly.

And who said I was voting for Bush? All I'm saying is that you're an asshole for thinking killing is so damn cool.


Bottom line is that it doesn't matter if you eat the birds meat and make hats from their feathers and toothpicks from their legs. If you get a buzz from putting a bullet in something, you're pretty fucked up.

[lemon boy]

why all the hate?

Rev's just enjoying nature in a different way.

[/wasting my breath]

[Cornholio]

Originally posted by dipstik
Easy there killer! I thought the rule of thumb was that when insulting someone using a word you think they don't know, you at least had to spell it correctly.

... says the guy with the misspelled signature.

[lemon boy]

signing off for now. Going to do my best impression of a slob hunter for the rest of the week!

[The Reverend Floater]

Originally posted by dipstik
Easy there killer! I thought the rule of thumb was that when insulting someone using a word you think they don't know, you at least had to spell it correctly.

And who said I was voting for Bush? All I'm saying is that you're an asshole for thinking killing is so damn cool.


Bottom line is that it doesn't matter if you eat the birds meat and make hats from their feathers and toothpicks from their legs. If you get a buzz from putting a bullet in something, you're pretty fucked up.

Hmmm...surprised I get a bit agitated when you joke about killing my dog, huh?

You're in college so I hope you know what the word means. But you set the bar, not me. Reading Comprehension apparently was not a big part of your high school education...might wanna see if you can get that covered over there at Hack State.

Did you read the post ? Who said anything about getting a buzz from killing? Was your mother a slain chucker or something? Maybe dad got shot in his favorite grouse costume? And I sure as shit hope you're a vegetarian else you're sounding like a real idiot right now with all of this "anti killing talk."

Finally, thanks for crapping on my thread. I'll be sure to do the same if you ever decide to contribute anything positive around here. I'll also be sure to think of your one-track-mind while I'm smiling and enjoying the rocky mountains tomorrow morning, whether I "kill" or not.

[dipstik]

Originally posted by Cornholio
... says the guy with the misspelled signature.

are you blind or just stupid? Theres nothing misspelled in my signature.

[The Reverend Floater]

Originally posted by dipstik
are you blind or just stupid? Theres nothing misspelled in my signature.

Yeah...PhD at CWU. The guy is nothing short of retarded.

[dipstik]

Originally posted by The Reverend Floater
Did you read the post ? Who said anything about getting a buzz from killing?

uhmm....

Originally posted by The Reverend Floater
I love the adrenaline rush that accompanies an explosion of 20 birds from a bush or creek

I don't understand why you hope I'm a vegetarian either. I eat meat, but I don't get a thrill out of how the animal died. I'm also pretty sure that the guy at the slaughter house who cuts cows throats all day isn't having a lot of fun, or at least isn't telling all his friends how great it is to kill cows all day.

There's a difference between killing an animal for dinner, and killing an animal for dinner, then telling all your friends what a rush it was and how much fun you had.

And as for shitting in your thread? You're just pissed because you got called out.

[dipstik]

Originally posted by The Reverend Floater
Yeah...PhD at CWU. The guy is nothing short of retarded.

Do you pay attention to facts or just stick up for your buddies?

The guy was blatantly wrong.

[CS]

Originally posted by dipstik
uhmm....



I don't understand why you hope I'm a vegetarian either. I eat meat, but I don't get a thrill out of how the animal died. I'm also pretty sure that the guy at the slaughter house who cuts cows throats all day isn't having a lot of fun, or at least isn't telling all his friends how great it is to kill cows all day.

There's a difference between killing an animal for dinner, and killing an animal for dinner, then telling all your friends what a rush it was and how much fun you had.

And as for shitting in your thread? You're just pissed because you got called out.

Dude, what the hell are you talking about? Don't be an asshat. You didn't call him on anything, go back and re-read the Rev's post. His feelings about it aren't about the kill but just being out there with his dog. Don't be a buzzkill.

Rev, thanks for the read man, I enjoyed that, even though I've never hunted a day in my life.

[Blurred]

Originally posted by The Reverend Floater
Yeah...PhD at CWU. The guy is nothing short of retarded.

How ironic.

Aren't you the enviromental peace loving tree-hugger that just went on and on about how much you love your dog......You know, the puppy you've been shocking with an electric collar for the last 1.25 years......I'm sure he can't wait to be caged up all night tonight, only to get all stoked that you're going to make his ears ring blowing buckshot over his head accompanied with the frequent bursts of a taser like instrument firing good amounts of electricity into his neck when he doesn't go and pick up the bloody bird you just murdered......STOKED.

[dipstik]

Originally posted by BlurredElevens
How ironic.

Aren't you the enviromental peace loving tree-hugger that just went on and on about how much you love your dog......You know, the puppy you've been shocking with an electric collar for the last 1.25 years......I'm sure he can't wait to be caged up all night tonight, only to get all stoked that you're going to make his ears ring blowing buckshot over his head accompanied with the frequent bursts of a taser like instrument firing good amounts of electricity into his neck when he doesn't go and pick up the bloody bird you just murdered......STOKED.

Don't forget the part where the dog gets his balls cut off.

[The Reverend Floater]

Originally posted by BlurredElevens
How ironic.

Aren't you the enviromental peace loving tree-hugger that just went on and on about how much you love your dog......You know, the puppy you've been shocking with an electric collar for the last 1.25 years......I'm sure he can't wait to be caged up all night tonight, only to get all stoked that you're going to make his ears ring blowing buckshot over his head accompanied with the frequent bursts of a taser like instrument firing good amounts of electricity into his neck when he doesn't go and pick up the bloody bird you just murdered......STOKED.

Didn't you state that you come out here and hunt pheasant with your uncle or something?

[glademaster]

uhmm....


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Originally posted by The Reverend Floater
I love the adrenaline rush that accompanies an explosion of 20 birds from a bush or creek
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[dipstik] I don't understand why you hope I'm a vegetarian either. I eat meat, but I don't get a thrill out of how the animal died. I'm also pretty sure that the guy at the slaughter house who cuts cows throats all day isn't having a lot of fun, or at least isn't telling all his friends how great it is to kill cows all day.

There's a difference between killing an animal for dinner, and killing an animal for dinner, then telling all your friends what a rush it was and how much fun you had.

And as for shitting in your thread? You're just pissed because you got called out. [dipstik]

The explosion of bird implies them being startled out of their hiding place by a dog, and the racous noise tht usually accompanies this activity. I have never hunted, but if you have ever seen birds do this en masse, you know that it is truly breathtaking to watch. As I said above, I'm no hunter, but I can relate to what the Rev says, apparently you can't. Whatever, different strokes for different folks, but don't take a big steamy shit in someone's stoke thread, it's just inconsiderate.

[The Reverend Floater]

Originally posted by dipstik
Don't forget the part where the dog gets his balls cut off.

I think this says it all. And my dog still has his balls, anyhow. Don't talk about things you don't understand and have no knowledge about.

[Blurred]

Originally posted by The Reverend Floater
Don't talk about things you don't understand and have no knowledge about.

Whoa, the Rev has been "snipped". Bummer dude.

[The Reverend Floater]

Well, Paco and I got skunked like suckas....didn't have enough time to climb the ridges before work so we just trolled a canyon. Scared up some juvie grouse but no sense in shootin' those, although judging by the expression on Paco's face, he'd disagree. Going out tonight with some friends...should be better.

[bad_roo]

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. He cut the line at the National Bowling Stadium.

Didn't shoot his dog in the head though. Blew one of its wings off whereupon it flew round and round in circles into the pro shop. I went in there and finished it off with a 14lb AMF Extreme Glow Boogie ball.