I am a

[alto]

Metrosexual.

[char]

if you spew and she bolts, it was never meant to be.

Funny thing happened the other night, I spewed, she gave me a tooth brush and some mouthwash. I then proceeded to pass out on her chest. She thought it was cute until I started to drool.

[ak_powder_monkey]

Funny thing happened to me oh wait I'm just a depressed fucked up fat piece of shit who is hopelessly obbessed with skiing, snow, and geting air with no social life with anyone but people who ski, I've never been on a date not even on a ski date goddamn life fucking sucks theres no fucking snow I'm gonna freaking die I'm going phsyco phsyco help help help