Moral conundrum

**ak_powder_monkey** · 08-29-2004, 01:47 AM

Should I lower my standards and start banging ugly/ fat chicks or should I continue to bide my time and try and hook up sith someone really hot

**Mrs Roo** · 08-29-2004, 03:41 AM

Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
Should I lower my standards and start banging ugly/ fat chicks or should I continue to bide my time and try and hook up sith someone really hot

Hire a hooker and get it out of your system.

(Joke, don't really!)

**Woodsy** · 08-29-2004, 07:58 AM

you wqill alays do better with women if you have recently been with a woman.

its a rule to remember for the rest of your single life.

**ak_powder_monkey** · 08-30-2004, 12:48 AM

so do a bang the ugly chicks?

**Sublime** · 08-30-2004, 09:19 PM

I would it's experance that matters. Just get comfy with the less attractive ladies and you'll be more confident with the cuter ones.

Then bitch smack yourself for being a shallow whore.

**ak_powder_monkey** · 08-30-2004, 11:51 PM

Originally posted by Sublime

Then bitch smack yourself for being a shallow whore.

Actully its tight here in AK the hot chicks are smart and the ugly chicks are slutty nasty and hella annoying seriously

**Plakespear** · 08-31-2004, 11:10 AM

Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
Should I lower my standards and start banging ugly/ fat chicks

Yes.

**Telenater** · 08-31-2004, 01:27 PM

Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
Should I lower my standards and start banging ugly/ fat chicks or should I continue to bide my time and try and hook up sith someone really hot

I'm of two minds about that...

A. Go for it, what have you got to lose? Just be careful.

B. I'm the bus driver because I've maintained standards and have no regrets.

Originally posted by Woodsy
you wqill alays do better with women if you have recently been with a woman.

its a rule to remember for the rest of your single life.

It's a vicious circle...

**Superstar Punani** · 08-31-2004, 03:31 PM

There are two schools of thought here, young Jedi. I leave it up to you which one to take

School #1: "You have to slay the dragons to get the princess"

Put it another way.... when you first get your license you'd want to learn on a beater car right? You wouldn't want to learn to drive then crash an SL500/X5/911/A4 right?

You'll need to learn your steeze somewhere, and what better than the skanks? Couple of beers and you'll be good to go.

When you build up your experience and become a sex machine, then you'll have the mad skillz and confidence to pleasure the hot chicks lining outside your door.

School #2. Go for hot chicks only

The Punani manwhoring school recommends you to maintain high standard. Hot chicks, believe it or not, get less play than their skankier counterparts around high school. Maybe guys are intimidated by them, and not as intimidated by the dragons, so just keep your cool, act confident and you'll be banging the hot chicks, who'll tell their other hot chick friends, then you'll soon be known as The Man.

Oh, to be in 11th grade again, know this shit I know now and be bangin' every hot chick.

**ak_powder_monkey** · 09-02-2004, 01:03 AM

Originally posted by Punani
You wouldn't want to learn to drive then crash an SL500/X5/911/A4 right?

Hell yeah I would

**skiballs** · 12-28-2015, 08:00 PM

So how'd this work out?

**Viva** · 12-28-2015, 08:19 PM

Originally Posted by skiballs

So how'd this work out?

I see you're new around here.

**axebiker** · 12-28-2015, 08:21 PM

He really showed some great forearm development.

sb · 12-28-2015, 08:24 PM

Originally Posted by Superstar Punani

There are two schools of thought here, young Jedi. I leave it up to you which one to take

School #1: "You have to slay the dragons to get the princess"

Put it another way.... when you first get your license you'd want to learn on a beater car right? You wouldn't want to learn to drive then crash an SL500/X5/911/A4 right?

You'll need to learn your steeze somewhere, and what better than the skanks? Couple of beers and you'll be good to go.

When you build up your experience and become a sex machine, then you'll have the mad skillz and confidence to pleasure the hot chicks lining outside your door.

School #2. Go for hot chicks only

The Punani manwhoring school recommends you to maintain high standard. Hot chicks, believe it or not, get less play than their skankier counterparts around high school. Maybe guys are intimidated by them, and not as intimidated by the dragons, so just keep your cool, act confident and you'll be banging the hot chicks, who'll tell their other hot chick friends, then you'll soon be known as The Man.

Oh, to be in 11th grade again, know this shit I know now and be bangin' every hot chick.

I miss this guy.

**Art Shirk** · 12-28-2015, 11:33 PM

Originally Posted by scottyb

I miss this guy.

You can reach Fabrizio at 415-287-3427

**skifishbum** · 12-29-2015, 08:12 AM

Originally Posted by skiballs

So how'd this work out?

pretty sure it invoved mermaids & virginity lost
creeper restraining order status gained
and
powdermonkiesbueballsinak

**DasBlunt** · 12-29-2015, 10:33 AM

i like ugly chicks.

**GoldMember** · 12-29-2015, 10:49 AM

Originally Posted by axebiker

He really showed some great forearm development.

Right arm only but he credited it with tons of fish caught.

**gatorboy** · 12-29-2015, 10:59 AM

Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey

Should I lower my standards and start banging ugly/ fat chick....

Anybody else thinking the same girl?

**fatnslow** · 12-29-2015, 04:37 PM

without ugly, slutty chicks in the world there would be more priests today. Just remember" go ugly, go early". You'll be rested up and loose to slay powder in the morning.