The physical.

[Crinkle]

Originally posted by meatdrink9
She then proceeded to fondle my balls. I was a bright red color as she told me how I should be doing this in the shower once a week.

whoa, how come no one hit this slow pitch yet??

"um, doc, I do this in the shower about every other day"

[SIIHP]

Originally posted by meatdrink9
It's not a question of who's doing the fondling, just that there is fondling going down at all. I guess I would probably be happiest if a guy in a Ronald McDonald suit did the fondling as it would bring back childhood memories. [/making self vomit for a joke]

That is SO wrong. lmao

[Huck Finn]

Originally posted by freshie247
I had 5 sessions with the Acupucturist,& was fine for the 2 weeks I skied.

Dude! What are you saying?
There's no way I'm letting anyone stick needles in my nuts to check for cancer!!!

[Crinkle]

Originally posted by Huck Finn
Dude! What are you saying?
There's no way I'm letting anyone stick needles in my nuts to check for cancer!!!

this is really uncomfortable funny

[freshie247]

I got acupuncture for a sparined ankle ! Sorry about the histerical miscommunication!OK,not really sorry,I'm still laughing!

[freshie247]

Still laughing!

[G]

I guess I would probably be happiest if a guy in a Ronald McDonald suit did the fondling as it would bring back childhood memories. [/B]

I usually ask my doctor to dress up as a catholic priest when he's doing that sutff.

[Tippster]

This thread rocks!

[jibij]

Always best to have a petite female doc when it's probing time.


narrower fingers.

[Rusty Nails]

Originally posted by jibij
Always best to have a petite female doc when it's probing time.


narrower fingers.

Yeah, def. not the time for "Man Hands".

I've been probed by a doc -- had no idea it was coming -- thought I was about to get the old "cough and tickle", but got violated instead. That kind of treacherous perfidy is an established tactic of medical doctrine. Next time I'm showing up with a butt plug.

[G]

At what age does this kind of probing begin? Is that common for all physicals, or only for the old timers?

[AltaPowderDaze]

Originally posted by phUnk


PS. Z is an anti-dentite. Boo!

Maybe he just converted for the jokes.

Catholic Preist: Does this offend you as a jew?

Seinfeld: No it offends me as a comedian.

[Z]

Originally posted by Snow Dog

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0...1.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

hey schmear is that you back there?? nice mustache

[mrw]

Ah yes, the physical, I just scheduled mine and unfortunately it will include the dreaded "snap of rubber gloves" routine. Worse yet, he might want to schedule a colonoscopy.

[tuffy109]

my doc tried lightening the mood, post-probe. "i had a patient who said he was comfortable with the situation...'as long as i don't feel two hands on my shoulders.'"

[snow_slider]

unless its a ninja dentist ofcourse

I think ninja dentists find you, and you NEVER see them coming.

Sloooooooow pitch....

[irul&ublo]

Originally posted by slim
Because I work in the Haz-Waste industry I get a very thorough physical exam every year. Thorough includes a prostate check as well as a check for blood in the stool. Though my doctor is an attractive woman, hearing "I need to go just a little bit further up to get a smear sample on my finger tip" is never sexy.

Maybe you should ask her to put some mood music on first...i suggest some George Michael....

[TJ.Brk]

Originally posted by meatdrink9
Well the other day I decided being the grown-up responsible adult that I am that maybe I should go in for a physical (my first in maybe 5 years). I guess when you get older what goes down in the physical tends to change. The doc (female) went through all the usual stuff then had me stand-up and drop my pants. I was a little concerned to say the least. Then she went ahead and told me that men (just like women) need to do self-exams for cancer. She then proceeded to fondle my balls. I was a bright red color as she told me how I should be doing this in the shower once a week. I got the "all clear" and quickly pulled my pants back-up. She then handed me her card and said "Kaiser is wanting their patients to pick a primary care provider and you don't have one listed. I would be happy to be your primary care provider." I was feeling really awkward at that point. Fortunately a nurse came in to give me a tetanus (sp?) booster shot or the like. The shot was no big deal at the time, but now I can't hardly lift my right arm.

So anywho, screw being a responsible adult and never ever go to the doctor again. They're bad people and they want to hurt you.

I only have one question. Did you spooge during the balljob or not?

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Yeah, I'm feeling a bit lonely. MD, could I get your docs phone number, I need to schedule a "physical".

[Mrs Roo]

Originally posted by tuffy109
my doc tried lightening the mood, post-probe. "i had a patient who said he was comfortable with the situation...'as long as i don't feel two hands on my shoulders.'"

Too funny!!

[Obstruction]

Originally posted by Geoff
At what age does this kind of probing begin? Is that common for all physicals, or only for the old timers?

Once a year after 40 or earlier if you have a family history.

You all are to young to have to hear the colinoscopy story. The violation with the video camera might not involve tickling the tonsils from the wrong end but it's pretty fargin close. The live video was entertaining though in an "Fantastic Voyage" kind of way.