worthless day @ work....

[freshies]

i am sitting here staring at my PC doing nothing....I mean nothing...but slacking today. went to see a band @ GAMH last night and got a little toasty, and therefore, am feeling a little foggy this morning.

I made one phone call to a client, ad shot off a few emails..."and...that's pretty much it, Bob.."

thank god I am in sales and can set my own schedule...'cause I am outta here in one hour....of to Tahoe.

Slacking @ work........so fun right now.

[DJSapp]

Same boat, haven't done shit this morning. Haven't been sleeping well all week and I think I'm getting sick. Been one slooooooow foggy morning.

[teledave]

I went to lunch and had some beers with a girl I hadn't seen in a couple years. She's had a boob job since the last time I saw her and they are NICE!

(Before you ask, I have no pictures.)

But I've really only worked about 20 minutes all day.

[freshies]

dude, you win: beers during work lunch AND scoping a nice rack? schweet! keep up the good work, son, you will go far.

[optics]

Originally posted by teledave
She's had a boob job since the last time I saw her and they are NICE!

[/Borat]

[vinzclortho]

slackers.

I worked for easily 40 minutes today.

Every time I think "fack, I should really help out and see what the deal is with XYZ" I remember "oh yeah. fuck that. how come nobody is posting anything on the message board. I like cheese. will the guy sitting next to me please stop saying every goddamn thought that comes into his head!?!? Free beer at 5:00! that's only 2 hours away and I get out in an hour and 1/2. there are tons of new people here...they don't know the move of getting 2 beers every time you go up to get a free beer so you don't have to wait in line as much. If only they had taken my idea of incorporating shots into the free beer move these things would be alot more interesting. Does that girl in purchasing want to hump? Probably not. Okay we'll go with definitely not. Can't believe the guy sitting next to me won't shut up. Christ man...nobody cares. I like free beers. They taste good. Rob is singing the national anthem at the Sox game tomorrow, Pedro is pitching and I'm sititng 20 rows behind home plate. sick deal. where are those free beers already!?!?"

that's pretty much been my whole day. should have just snuck out 4 or 5 times today and gotten a beer across the street.

[EPSkis]

First paycheck with the new raise.
Leaving in a half hour to pick up the new boards.

[dubu]

Shit, I think I've only been working like 20min a day for a long whille now.. I actaully hate it, would rather do something productive but I'm stuck in some political tug of war that is being waged at a very slow pace..

arghh'

[Buzzworthy]

Going to Wingers to use some gift certificates for a few beers as well. In Logan, I doubt to see any decent boobs.

Can you tell my boss has been out all week?

Still, I hit a record this month on my sales, hit it huge, like doubled any month to date so far, so yes, I too am taking it easy today.

Made about a dozen follow up calls, sold about 10K worth of goods so far, killin time now.

Got a few mags to read FOR WORK, hehe, keep on on competitors new features and crap, interesting to me though, got a memo this morning I have yet to read, ..... maybe I will straighten up my office today a bit.

[basom]

i left work (um the board i mean) for three hours to get a thigh massage for the hot PT intern from northeastern, and she was the one to streatch me out today, but she's short so she had to get up on the bench with me to stretch my hammys, with my calf right on her chest, and she just had to lean into me extra hard to get the extra good stretch.

and trot asked me how my knee was comming along today.

but now i actually have to go to a project meeting.

[teledave]

Originally posted by vinzclortho
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Blah, blah, blah...... Free beer at 5:00! ..........
Blah, blah, blah...... Does that girl in purchasing want to hump? Probably not. Blah, blah, blah......

I love the random hump question!

And why do all the women working here have 18-20 y/o daughters that are all hot as hell and I get busted constantly checking 'em out as they come in.

How many times have I heard, "Did you know that's my daughter?" Yeah I kinda figured that one out when you gave me the glare of death and since she called you mom and all.

[Below Zero]

Finally feeling a little better after eating lunch (hangover recovery).

I'm done working - it's 1:28 pm. That's pretty sad. I don't think anyone here is actually working anyway.

[divegirl]

Man, I never check this board but on lunch break and after work. Sux. So, essentially, I get about 6.5 hours of actual work done a day. The other hour or so I'm emailing friends and stuff, zoning out, etc. One time, I actually thought about getting a boob job. That would be nice.

[Karl Stall]

4 Chardonnays at lunch = not so productive afternoon --- sigh...

[girlski0912]

In court all morning...blah blah blah...in court all afternoon...blah blah blah. I have going home to new roommate AND his mom (GAH!) to look forward to which means that instead of chillin on the couch for awhile I have to be social and offer to help move his dumb ass in. Outlook- GRIM

[Foggy_Goggles]

Spent the morning at the City taking my homeowners electrical test. Finding answers in a thousand page code book with 3/4 of the index missing hungover is a friggin blast. Came into work about 11:00 and my co-worker/piss-boy had to go out on an sales call. I've made a bunch of personal calls, delegated a bunch of work via email so they read it Monday AM, oggled the marketing girl fine ass, and read some magazines.

[Buzzworthy]

Originally posted by divegirl
One time, I actually thought about getting a boob job. That would be nice.

You know the rules!! Pics are a must, before and after helps us the best, FYI.

[LegoSkier]

The current ones seem A-OK to me.

[Buzzworthy]

Originally posted by LegoSkier
The current ones seem A-OK to me.

Was wondering if you would show???

[Lumpy]

I got my weekly unemployment check today and went to the REI sale.

[Ubersheist]

Originally posted by LegoSkier
The current ones seem A-OK to me.

That's not for you to decide. The Collectif must weigh in. There is no other way. Evidence must be provided. I think this must be so..

Ow.. c'mon... please?!?!? I'm dying over here! Man, it's been, like, forever since the last time that... uh ...uh... oh, crud. Nevermind.

[Ubersheist]

Originally posted by Buzzworthy
Was wondering if you would show???

Buzz - you don't want to see Lego's man-boobs. Trust me. I've seen 'em. They're not very impressive.

[freshie247]

Hey I'm all for HAA(Human Artificial Augmentation).I'm currently pioneering research on a pneumatic cock extension with a hydraulic ejaculation pump.
I plan on being the 1st test subject,so sex with me should be like a cross between a porn flick & a monster truck show!

[SherpaStyle]

My day at work is being pretty worthless too. Firefighting and rain don't really coincide. I'd like to say I did some work today, but I can't really justify a statement like that...unless you consider working out work. I did get a whole lotta pictures edited. I only have about 300 more to go...I might be staring at a computer screen for the next month if it keeps raining. That'd be awesome!