Hypocrite wrapped in a conundrum (QSR)

**Woodsy** · 08-26-2004, 12:31 PM

q is for quasi:

I live for powder but take great joy in a race ski edge into good courd layin em over

I want everyone to know how amazing BCC is but hope no-one finds out.

I can’t stand arrogance, but extremely self confident people make me comfortable

I am against the death penalty but have a firm belief in personal retribution for wrongs

I am a vegetarian who likes chicken wings

I am happiest in a shady bar somewhere that serves nothing but brown liquor and has an all James McMurtrey & Johnny Cash jukebox, but I do enjoy putting on the pretty clothes & drinking multicoloured vodka drinks till the break of dawn listening to a good house dj

I can’t stand the city but the remoteness of the country bores me.

I am deeply in love with my live in gf but I desperately want to seduce every natural beauty I encounter.

I am a workaholic that procrastinates like mad.

I’m an environmentalist that loves to drive on long trips

I have many good friends that are LDS but when they are together in a group (or worse a voting block) their actions infuriate me.

I love the backcountry but have been scared to death of it since April, 1993.

I have spent more years in UT than anywhere else but when someone asks me where I am from I recite the litany of states I have lived in.

I envy phUnks mad steeze but have no desire to replicate it even if I could.

I have been skiing the major resorts in the cottonwood canyons for 20 years & there are people that just moved here that show me lines.

I hate George Bush, but I loathe Dick Cheney.

**PlayHarder** · 08-26-2004, 12:33 PM

I am deeply in love with my live in gf but I desperately want to seduce every natural beauty I encounter.

Pretty sure this one just means you're male.

**bad_roo** · 08-26-2004, 12:35 PM

Originally posted by Woodsy
I love the backcountry but have been scared to death of it since April, 1993.

The backcountry's changed a lot in the last eleven years. All strip malls now.

**TJ.Brk** · 08-26-2004, 12:35 PM

I love chicken wings and sometimes eat vegies

**bad_roo** · 08-26-2004, 12:37 PM

Yo Teej - When can we expect the '04 reality ski test?

**vinzclortho** · 08-26-2004, 12:40 PM

"I am deeply in love with my live in gf but I desperately want to seduce every natural beauty I encounter. "

you could just go with this

**TJ.Brk** · 08-26-2004, 12:43 PM

Originally posted by bad_roo
Yo Teej - When can we expect the '04 reality ski test?

Were doing a test format at Bachalor early Nov to work some kinks out with the video work. The all mtn midfat/carve/twintip/female specific skis will be online by Dec 10, 2004 at the latest.

January we are setting things up at Whistler for the 06 big mtn test Mar 28-April 5, 2005 for the 2006 model skis.

We signed some pretty slick sponsors but we can't say who until the press releases go out late September.

**meatdrink9** · 08-26-2004, 12:57 PM

Great post Mr. D.

**teledave** · 08-26-2004, 01:05 PM

Nice Woodsy!
Very Nice!

**Woodsy** · 08-26-2004, 01:06 PM

Originally posted by bad_roo
The backcountry's changed a lot in the last eleven years. All strip malls now.

actually in th cottonwoods canyons its all bump runs now....

scared dont mean scared off

**Ubersheist** · 08-26-2004, 01:12 PM

I am deeply in love with my live in gf but I desperately want to seduce every natural beauty I encounter.

Originally posted by PlayHarder
Pretty sure this one just means you're male.

Yeah... but at the same time, this one makes him a pussy:

I live for powder but take great joy in a race ski edge into good courd layin em over

**bagtagley** · 08-26-2004, 01:15 PM

Originally posted by Woodsy

I am a workaholic that procrastinates like mad.

I'm gonna use that one on my advisor.

**frozenwater** · 08-26-2004, 01:19 PM

Soulful D.

Your I hate the City but the country bores me....yeah, I'm kinda there with you.

**Woodsy** · 08-26-2004, 01:22 PM

Originally posted by Ubersheist
Yeah... but at the same time, this one makes him a pussy:

meet me @ the top of grizzly @ the basin on the rare instance they groom it 0r the Ajax downhill we discussed below, 7 follow me, call me a pussy @ the bottom please
speed is fun

**Buzzworthy** · 08-26-2004, 01:27 PM

At least you are honest and that, my friend, goes a long way.

Nice read Mr. D.

Pondering life is a good thing.

**Shredhead** · 08-26-2004, 01:35 PM

Originally posted by Woodsy

I love the backcountry but have been scared to death of it since April, 1993.

What happened? Get caught in the luge too late in the day?

**schuss** · 08-26-2004, 01:37 PM

much like myself, you're a walking contradiction. Don't worry, it just means you're interesting.

**Ubersheist** · 08-26-2004, 01:44 PM

Originally posted by Woodsy
meet me @ the top of grizzly @ the basin on the rare instance they groom it 0r the Ajax downhill we discussed below, 7 follow me, call me a pussy @ the bottom please
speed is fun

Yow! I didn't think I'd hit such a nerve with you.

Don't get your tighty whities all in a bunch... I was just yanking your chain. Yes, speed is fun, or so I've heard. I prefer beer or the occasional joint.

I've seen the Woman's World Cup at Ajax. I have a huge respect for those who can actually navigate that hill at thier speed. It was absolutely amazing to watch.

I'm sure you're a badass on the groomed. If we were to have a Chineese downhill from just about anywhere, I'll be sure to bet against myself. I suck rotten eggs and I'm fine with that. Whoopie.

By the way, your initial post was an excellent read and I'm right there with you on many of your points. Thank you.

**Woodsy** · 08-26-2004, 01:48 PM

im mellow, but I am defensive

**MacDaddy** · 08-26-2004, 01:48 PM

'NICE' DD

this one will likely make me leave UT sooner than later

"have many good friends that are LDS but when they are together in a group (or worse a voting block) their actions infuriate me".

**altachic** · 08-26-2004, 01:56 PM

"I have many good friends that are LDS but when they are together in a group (or worse a voting block) their actions infuriate me. "

Ah, oh...do you hate me?

**bad_roo** · 08-26-2004, 02:01 PM

I love it when altachic gets all coquettish.

**natty dread** · 08-26-2004, 02:02 PM

Nice post dday.

I say we have a "praise the Prophet" party at altachic's new place to promote better understanding between the LDS and non-LDS utards. I'll bring the booze, AC can supply the videos of the man spreading the wisdom. I know you have a whole library of them L!

**bad_roo** · 08-26-2004, 02:05 PM

Originally posted by natty dread
AC can supply the videos of the man spreading the wisdom

Lumpy preaching about sustainable salmon stocks?

**Woodsy** · 08-26-2004, 02:08 PM

Originally posted by bad_roo
Lumpy preaching about sustainable salmon stocks?

I was thinking splat's bro model video!

& altachic the first part is you the second part wont be until the Gay Marriage amendment is passed by a bunch of closed minded, patriarchial, judgemental, holier than thou, parochial, morality legislating goons !l