Agreed!Originally posted by splat
Agreed. Agreed. Agreed. However, some tips for future prey shouldn't be out of order, should it?
Viva's tip o' the day for snaring a Coug:
So you're in the ski area bar and you spy the wily feline. Order a Coke or Pepsi-it matters not what kind. Approach the Coug and get her attention. Now, carefully, while looking a little nervous, ask her in a sheepish voice: (No, Pinner, not that kind of sheepish voice!)
"Uhh, Mamm. Could you please pour a little of your drink into
my soda? I can't order alcohol here because I forgot my
fake ID."
Now, watch! Marvel at how her ears perk up, how her eyes widen, how she looks you up and down ever so diliberately, watch as she licks her lips slowly and run her paws through her mane once or twice.
Move in...just a little closer.
A subtle smile appear on her snout, perhaps even baring her fangs a little. Look down at your feet for just a second and then slowly raise your head and look her in the eyes. Give her that innocent young fawn look and...then...smile- not too much, just enough to let her know that you know.
She hands over her drink. "Here, finish this. I'll order more for both of us."
You've snared her, Young Jedi.
As she leans over the bar to hail the bartender, she turns and presses a breast into your arm, some of her mane will fall over, towards your face, her pheromones waft over you. Control! Don't lose it now, one wrong move and it's over- those claws are deadly.
Tell her about how you're on a ski trip with your internet friends and how your back hurts from sleeping on the floor because you're sharing a single room with 10 other Maggots. She'll stop you in mid sentence and take your hand "Come with me, I know what you need"
Ooooh, look at the time. Lunch break is over- Gotta go!
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