5.71 Earthquake Here

[ak_powder_monkey]

i wonder if anything fell off a shelf

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I heard Ingrid fell out of her bed and that it registered 5.71 on the richter scale.

[Z]

Originally posted by BlurredElevens
I heard Ingrid fell out of her bed and that it registered 5.71 on the richter scale.

HA!

[ak_powder_monkey]

ANCHORAGE A 5.71 magnitude earthquake was felt in Southcentral Alaska. Centered in the Eagle River area this quake rattled buildings but did not cause any damage. Although most quakes occur due to techtonic plates slipping as they grind their way past each other this event was caused by one person wished to be identified as ak powder monkey said he was sharing an intimit moment with someone and they rolled and fell off of his 4 foot tall bed. AKPM claims that he did a corked 360 and landed switch and continued his intimate moment after landing switch and riding into the road. -Rand Omreporter, AP

[Ski Beaver]

Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
ANCHORAGE A 5.71 this event was caused by one person wished to be identified as ak powder monkey said he was sharing an intimit moment with someone and they rolled and fell off of his 4 foot tall bed. -Rand Omreporter, AP

AKPM's Bed;

http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic26755.jpg

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Muhahahahahah!! Still laughing...muhahahhaha!

[summit]

Too fucking funny guys!

[Odin]

I was in bed..... sharing an um....... intimate moment.... with a magette..... and um..... didn't feel that earthquake at all.

[alioops] I felt it while in bed......., I just thought he was that good.[/alioops]

[ak_powder_monkey]

Originally posted by Ski Beaver
AKPM's Bed;

http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic26755.jpg

Almost mine is lifted with 38s

[mushmouth]

Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
ANCHORAGE A 5.71 magnitude earthquake was felt in Southcentral Alaska. Centered in the Eagle River area this quake rattled buildings but did not cause any damage. Although most quakes occur due to techtonic plates slipping as they grind their way past each other this event was caused by one person wished to be identified as ak powder monkey said he was sharing an intimit moment with someone and they rolled and fell off of his 4 foot tall bed. AKPM claims that he did a corked 360 and landed switch and continued his intimate moment after landing switch and riding into the road. -Rand Omreporter, AP

No pics?

[Plakespear]

pics (nsfw)

[ak_powder_monkey]

Originally posted by Plakespear
pics (nsfw)

Except he can't do it corked or land switch and ride into the road

[PaSucks]

Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
Almost mine is lifted with 38s

Why lift it? Slam it to the ground and get some sweet gunmetal 17's. Then get some carbon fiber sheets, and remember, it's not forced induction if she doesn't say no!