WTF?!? (NSR rant)

[sea2ski]

Originally posted by bad_roo
When kids should have been out smashing snails with tennis racquets and vandalising cars they were instead indoors seized up over THIS

http://www.digitpress.com/dpsightz/a...0/pacman-2.gif

Those kids are now the parents.

Smashing Snails, there's no sport in that kind of activity. Now trying to hit a flying bat with a tennis racket, there is true sport. It's this kind of softness that has caused the slow decline of British Empire. Hey maybe, you'd have a few more Wimbledon champs if you were raising bat killing youth in England these days.

[A-wreck]

Originally posted by Stu Gotz
Are the Jesuits still busting academic skulls or have they gone soft also?

I have a number of friends who were on the receiving end of a Jesuit prep school edumacation and they have some interesting stories to tell.

went to catholic high school and a jesuit college...................
the teachers could smell fear on students like a dog.........then they would attack

[Barnballs]

My sis is a teacher (high-school)...and when a student receives a poor grade (in his/her mind)...the teacher and sometimes principal gets a call from the student's parents.

Are you fukking kidding me!? Guess who fukked up genius?...YOU DID! Not the fukking the teacher, not the bus driver or the fukking crossing-guard....YOU DID.

Get off the prozac and read.

[bad_roo]

Originally posted by A-wreck
went to catholic high school and a jesuit college...................
the teachers could smell fear on students like a dog.........then they would attack

Did they shag their leg otherwise?

[Aldo]

I was the only kid on my block without an Atari and I think I may have actually had to pedal my bike by myself.

Blame it all on the idiotscope.

[IBISguru]

Originally posted by BlurredElevens
Man, when I was growing up we'd play games like buttball. I remember my friends crying when it was their turn to take their two pitches to the ass.

Can the pussification of America stop already???!!! FUCKKKK!!

Best game ever. We called it Redass up here. Nothing quite like bending down at the wall and having 20 guys line up to whip some balls at your ass.... Wait........ I mean..... forget it.

[A-wreck]

Originally posted by bad_roo
Did they shag their leg otherwise?

yes, of course. How else do you show appreciation for a job well done?

[snow_slider]

I think you mean losing, or maybe I should say losing

Ok, now my eggshell fragile ego is shattered and I'm gonna have to go swallow a bottle of Prozac, put my crash helmet on, and crawl into bed.

[The AD]

Originally posted by snow_slider
Ok, now my eggshell fragile ego is shattered and I'm gonna have to go swallow a bottle of Prozac, put my crash helmet on, and crawl into bed.

Don't worry about it. In our future world there will be no concept of losers, so there will be no need to know how to spell it!

[snow_slider]

Hell, in the future towards which we are headed, spelling will only be a lose suggestion. As long as the spelled word even remotely resembles the one you meant, it'll be "right".

[Arty50]

Originally posted by Stu Gotz
Are the Jesuits still busting academic skulls or have they gone soft also?

Granted, I graduated in 99 so it's been a couple years. But I went to a Jesuit high school and Jesuit university. Both schools are still well respected. So as far as I know they're still busting heads. I owe a lot to those schools, especially my high school.

I was just thinking about this the other day. I got stung by a bee while driving my Jeep. Honestly, it didn't really hurt. I just pulled over and pulled the stinger out. The first time I ever got stung when I was a kid, I was practically crying and couldn't walk. Fuckin' pussy I was. High school shaped me up right quick.

[slim]

We called it A-ball. Since we weren't allowed to say Ass in grade school. Plus it harkened to the A-Team which made it extra cool. I've also heard it referred to as Wall Ball.

One of the dumbest things I ever did in college was to drunkenly suggest a game of A-Ball while hanging out with a bunch guys that were all varsity baseball players in High School. The worst was when you'd catch it in one of your kidneys.

[CUBUCK]

Wall Ball !!

A walk down memory lane

The back of the theigh sucked to. Damn just the fear of hearing the ball just miss and smack the wall. Shit i'm getting scared just thinking about it

[summit]

This thread is all about the sorry state of our society... but I was still laughing my ass off.

We are doomed. DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!

[frerad]

Great!! Now the next generation is going to grow up being afraid of Purple instead of Red. Smooth move.

I always figured that the teachers would use red ink so that it would show up better against my black or blue ink (or pencil). I remember getting A+'s written in red ink, so what's the big deal.

When everyone has gotten around to fearing Purple, what color will we change it to then? Orange?


How about this for a policy.. I am offended by Political Correctness, so you had better not make me feel uncomfortable. Now piss off.