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    So, I'm taking Little O to Disney world tomorrow...

    Gotta take my shades so I don't get busted staring at all the hot chicks they get to play the princesses. Have you ever seen those girls? Where do they find that many good looking girls to play the part? -- heh - I like to think of 'em getting dirty.
    When you're feeling down, just remember: It's always darkest before it goes pitch .... fucking.... black.

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    Someday, some grizzled old bastard of a webmaster is going to say that about your daughter.

    Good thing you got guns, eh?

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    Damn. That was a low blow. Yep - time to start cleaning the guns...
    When you're feeling down, just remember: It's always darkest before it goes pitch .... fucking.... black.

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    . Owens - check your mail, I just shipped those skis today, you better have somebody go by your house and grab them on Thursday!

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    Dude, ride the Arrowsmith rock n roll rollercoaster...

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    Have fun at the Most Expensive Place on Earth!
    "I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."

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    Originally posted by Arty50
    Have fun at the Most Expensive Place on Earth!
    Dude, he's not going to Vail...
    I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.

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    Originally posted by DJSapp
    Dude, he's not going to Vail...

    But if he were, he'd be eating 4-star dinners at half-price, staying in a nice condo at off-season rates, hiking and biking in absolutely gorgeous surroundings and laghing at you.

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    Originally posted by iceman
    . Owens - check your mail, I just shipped those skis today, you better have somebody go by your house and grab them on Thursday!
    Got it covered Ice - Thanks. I've got an unlucky little college punk staying here at the house so Spongedog will have someone to dominate.
    When you're feeling down, just remember: It's always darkest before it goes pitch .... fucking.... black.

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    True, it is off season, and it is easy to laugh at my surroundings by compairson, but my point remains, which costs more, Vail in mid-winter, or Dizzy World?
    I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.

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    Owens...can't believe you said that.

    You can borrow some of my guns if you need them. I have them all polished up because all of Savannahs little buddies are dudes so I am already keeping an eye on the.

    See you when you guys get back.

    DC

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    ya see Owens,
    the Adult Film industry has gotten to the point where it is a reference for many strip joints. So little hotties from all over the country come to the porn capital of the world ( just North of LA ) to get their name in a couple of credits so when they move back to Baton Rock, Missatucky they can put "as seen in anal intruders VII and There is something all over Mary"
    on the marquis.
    Those girls cant always get work right away so they work as sit com extras & @ Disneyland.

    -loosely adapted from "Reefer Madness" -Schlosser

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    Dude disney is the devil
    Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care

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    Originally posted by DJSapp
    True, it is off season, and it is easy to laugh at my surroundings by compairson, but my point remains, which costs more, Vail in mid-winter, or Dizzy World?
    Let me put it this way. At Disneyworld, one ticket does not get you into each park. Disneyworld, Epcot Center, etc. all have separate admission tickets (each of which are more expensive than a day at a Six-flags park of your choice). Natually, they sell all access passes, but don't expect much of a discount.

    So imagine that Disney is now running Vail.....

    Lift ticket prices for 2003-4 season:

    Front side:
    Adult one day pass $65

    Back Bowls:
    Adult one day pass $65

    Blue Sky Basin:
    Adult one day pass $65

    All resort ticket:
    Adult one day pass $250

    Multi day tickets:
    Save $5 off price of each Side ticket or $10 off All resort ticket

    PEAKS Program:
    We apologize for the inconvenience, but this program has been cancelled.
    "I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."

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    Damn - you guys are getting all philisophical. I just want to show Snow White my "Magic Wand".
    When you're feeling down, just remember: It's always darkest before it goes pitch .... fucking.... black.

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    Originally posted by Owens Never Sleeps
    Damn - you guys are getting all philisophical. I just want to show Snow White my "Magic Wand".
    Hey Mr. Wizard, are you sure you don't want to show her your volcano instead?

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    Hello indeed.

    Now you know those 7 little dwarfs hit that. Either that or their gay.

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    Cool stuff to check out while your there

    First off Mission Space at Epcot is possibly the COOLEST ride ever it just opened up and it is SWEET(do NOT eat beforehand or you will lose it)!! While your there hit test track which is right next door. Then when world showcase opens up go around the world starting at Canada rather then Mexico all the guidebooks tell people to start from mexico and like sheep they do if you do it backwards you have less crowds. And when you do go to Magic Kingdom get there right as it opens and before you do anything else walk straight to fantasy land(straight through the castle) and do all of those rides FIRST if you time it right you can walk on Peter Pan, Small World, Sleeping Beauty, Winnie the Pooh etc with no more then a 5 minute wait rather then the 45-75 minute waits it'll be later in the day. Once you finish there GO directly to Tomorrowland and fastpass either Space Mountain or Buzz Lightyear(whichever has the longer wait) then jump on line for the other one, by the time you get off that ride you can use your fastpass to cut right to the front of the other line(this works well at MGM with Tower of Terror and Rockin Rollercoaster as well). As for Animal Kingdom Go to tree of life first then Dinoland then Asia then Africa most people do it the other way around again you'll have less crowds.

    As for eats, if you can get in(get a reservation) and afford it the California Grill on top of the Contemporary is amazing but way pricey. Hollywood Brown Derby at MGM is good, plus it has reserved seating for Fantasmic, which along with Illuminations at Epcot should not be missed. At Magic Kingdom theres a little resteraunt called Tony's(like from Lady and the Tramp) its Directly to the right as you walk under the train station when you come into the park and is often missed because of that fact its good italian eats. If you want to be daring(don't know what kind of eater Little O is) Morrocos resteraunt is really good(and they have a belly dancer )

    Hope this is helpful, let me know if you want anymore hints (wifes a Disney freak, and its kinda like Killington really crowded but if you know where your going there are some really good spots to hit, if you don't you drown in a sea of humanity and hate it)
    For sure, you have to be lost to find a place that can't be found, elseways everyone would know where it was

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    be sure to keep the kids at least 10 paces behind any of the dozens of overstuffed spandex-shorts-wearing moms you'll encounter while wandering DWorld. one of these days a pair of those are gonna blow and take out a handful of defenseless children.

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    Originally posted by Owens Never Sleeps
    Got it covered Ice - Thanks. I've got an unlucky little college punk staying here at the house so Spongedog will have someone to dominate.
    You did warn him to keep his dick protected... right???
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