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    Quote Originally Posted by Rontele View Post
    I bet Gavin uses Maxi pads over tampons because he figures the tampons stress and suffer being shoved into his gaping vagina.
    Since you don't have the courage to put a mere mouse out of its misery, you've probably never had the courage to talk and form a relationship with a woman. So you shouldn't be talking about vaginas here considering you've never experienced one before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GavinB View Post
    Since you don't have the courage to put a mere mouse out of its misery, you've probably never had the courage to talk and form a relationship with a woman. So you shouldn't be talking about vaginas here considering you've never experienced one before.
    Hey PETA-barista, I'm married.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rontele View Post
    Hey PETA-barista, I'm married.
    I'm sorry, vegetable matter doesn't count.

    Lawl. It's PETA now is it? How original. PETA does more harm than good anyway, they're almost as bad as you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GavinB View Post
    I'm sorry, vegetable matter doesn't count.

    Lawl. It's PETA now is it? How original. PETA does more harm than good anyway, they're almost as bad as you.
    :yawns:

    :leaves Gavin masterbating to his sanctimonious assbaggery:

    :feels a twinge of guilt that Gavin's tight jeans have emasculated him:
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    Quote Originally Posted by GavinB View Post
    Yes, I'm sure they stick cows and chickens in superglue and make them rip off their own skin and limbs before throwing them in the garbage bin, starving them to death.

    In comparison, killing animals in the meat industry is humane. It's usually an instant death, so I have no issues there. In fact, that is why there are laws pertaining to their slaughter.

    Killing animals in a humane manner for meat is one thing, intentionally letting them suffer on superglue for a loooong period of time without killing them is something else entirely. If you can't see the difference, then you are a moron.
    this post shows your ignorance, jongavin

    its not the manner in which they are slaughtered, but the manner in which they live.

    whats worse, a few hours of suffering before death, or an entire life of suffering in a cage thats not even big enough to move around in?
    Furthermore, one form of suffering is self-inflicted, the other is imposed upon them by us in a means to exploit them for our benefit.
    Again, whats worse?

    *i am not claiming i eat only free range hippy shit, nor do i think its really feasible for everyone to do so and raise animals like this, but i dont loose sleep over it like your emo butthurt self

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    Quote Originally Posted by pechelman View Post
    its not the manner in which they are slaughtered, but the manner in which they live.
    Based on what information? Where? The US? The UK? Some countries have better standards of welfare than others.

    whats worse, a few hours of suffering before death, or an entire life of suffering in a cage thats not even big enough to move around in?
    I eat free ranged chickens, and get free ranged eggs so this doesn't really apply to me. But in a cage the chicken is not actually hurt, on a glue trap it gets mangled and very hurt.

    Furthermore, one form of suffering is self-inflicted, the other is imposed upon them by us in a means to exploit them for our benefit.
    Hey, who set out the damn glue trap in the first place? Who didn't kill the animal in time so that all didn't have to happen? Animals caught on glue traps will fight for their lives, understandably. Oh, you could just kill the animal swiftly - but leaving it on a glue trap to die like that is worse than cruel.

    Again, whats worse?
    The glue trap because the animal will be in more pain and won't know what the fuck is going on. At least on a farm, the caged chicken is used to its daily routine. It has been there all its life, it doesn't know any better - so how can you say it has been suffering if it cannot compare anything to its situation? Being caged would be normal to it, it would be life... and it's not in any sort of pain either.

    I don't agree with caged farming, but using a glue trap on a mouse and throwing it away alive is no worse than torturing it because you are intentionally making it suffer. Just because some countries have morally questionable farming practices does not make this any less valid.

    *i am not claiming i eat only free range hippy shit, nor do i think its really feasible for everyone to do so and raise animals like this, but i dont loose sleep over it like your emo butthurt self
    I think you're just trying to justify starving a mouse to death on a glue trap by using other examples of perceived cruelty to animals. That there are other animals possibly being mistreated is irrelevant - it still doesn't make it right. Do you understand?
    Last edited by GavinB; 01-13-2009 at 11:07 AM.

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    i understand you're an emo butthurt unicorn

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    Quote Originally Posted by pechelman View Post
    i understand you're an emo butthurt unicorn
    BAWWW. Given up already? What's the matter, are my points too realistic for you? Makes me feel all warm inside when someone resorts to a pointless strawman, not even bothering to talk about what was said.

    Yell out "hypocrite" and "ignorant", then get that shit thrown back at you. Try harder next time please, you suck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GavinB View Post
    At least on a farm, the caged chicken is used to its daily routine. It has been there all its life, it doesn't know any better - so how can you say it has been suffering if it cannot compare anything to its situation? Being caged would be normal to it, it would be life... and it's not in any sort of pain either.
    Won't argue with you on this. You're clearly a bird brain and would hold all the cards.
    Your dog just ate an avocado!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva View Post
    Won't argue with you on this. You're clearly a bird brain and would hold all the cards.
    Rather have the brain of a raven than a rabbit with sharp teeth.

    You and your friend, pechelman, would have enough straw to make a thousand scarecrows. Your combined wit is scaring me, so it's working.

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    whoa whoa whoa. i thought cows and chicken came from styrofoam and plastic wrap?
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    ...I would have dove into that bush like Jon McMurray.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GavinB View Post
    BAWWW. Given up already? What's the matter, are my points too realistic for you? Makes me feel all warm inside when someone resorts to a pointless strawman, not even bothering to talk about what was said.

    Yell out "hypocrite" and "ignorant", then get that shit thrown back at you. Try harder next time please, you suck.
    you really take this too seriously, jongavin

    right now im trying to help a real friend who has a real problem thats locked out of his car

    i think ive made my point by letting you blab
    the casual observer i think would agree

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    Quote Originally Posted by squatch View Post
    i thought cows and chicken came from styrofoam and plastic wrap?
    No, that would be GavinB's girlfriend.
    Your dog just ate an avocado!

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    is the styrofoam and plastic wrap similar to sitting on your hand so it goes numb before you jerk off?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pechelman View Post
    right now im trying to help a real friend who has a real problem thats locked out of his car
    Hmm, yes, I'm sure you are.

    i think ive made my point by letting you blab
    the casual observer i think would agree
    Too bad the world doesn't revolve around you.

    Quote Originally Posted by Viva
    No, that would be GavinB's girlfriend.
    Styrofoam and plastic wrap would be one step ahead of you at the very least. But keep trying, don't give up. Maybe one day you'll be lucky enough to nab someone with Down's syndrome, assuming they don't turn you down for the garden rake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GavinB View Post
    Maybe one day you'll be lucky enough to nab someone with Down's syndrome...
    Well, the day you decide to put down that rake, gimme a call.
    Your dog just ate an avocado!

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    Gavin, wearing his mouse crusader hat, all butthurt from getting e-raped...

    "You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning".

    -Scottish Proverb

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    Quote Originally Posted by GavinB View Post
    Since you don't have the courage to put a mere mouse out of its misery, you've probably never had the courage to talk and form a relationship with a woman. So you shouldn't be talking about vaginas here considering you've never experienced one before.
    You actually talk to, and form relationships with women. What a pussy. You are supposed to fuck'em. No wonder you let you emotions over ride common sense when it comes to mouse killin'.

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    rontele's ad-hominems are cracking my shit up, but if I may lend a hand in underscoring gavin's misinformedness...
    Quote Originally Posted by GavinB View Post
    LOL. In war, you kill your enemy. There's no reason to stick him in superglue and make him starve to death. Unless you're a freakin' sadist... or a interrogator trying to extract information.
    wonder why we don't hunt with FMJ ammo? Must be because we want the animals to suffer as we spend all night looking for their injured carcass, right?
    Quote Originally Posted by GavinB View Post
    Many animals shit in their own sleeping spots.
    I'd like an example of this
    The killer awoke before dawn.
    He put his boots on.

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    is it torture when my cat bats mice around for hours, slowly maiming them for its own amusement? Next time i'll tell him kitty instinct is wrong and immoral and that it deserves a quick death. I'm sure he'll listen intently.
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    I figure when he realized he was still 10-15 feet off as he flew the K his asshole puckered so hard it ate his nuts
    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    In the other scenario, you would be like "Peanut Butter, cool, fuck I'm stuck HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME oh fuck I'm screwed, but at least I have time to think about how screwed I am. I guess that is a blessing. FUCK NO IT'S NOT A BLESSSING I'M STUCK AND I'M DYING.

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    Why not take a more creative route and go pick up a box of these guys?


    I think that the human mind is unique among all other forms of life in that it can spontaneously create unique thoughts and provide unique behaviors. Instead of rewarding that uniqueness we, for some reason probably because of cultural and social necessity, we chastise unique behavior and reward conformity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sensisnow View Post
    Why not take a more creative route and go pick up a box of these guys?


    You realize that posting this video is going to cause butt hurt Gavin to shed emo unicorn tears.
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    I don't think I've ever seen mental illness so faithfully rendered in html.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rontele View Post
    You realize that posting this video is going to cause butt hurt Gavin to shed emo unicorn tears.
    After carefully weighing out the pros and cons...it's a risk I was willing to take.
    I think that the human mind is unique among all other forms of life in that it can spontaneously create unique thoughts and provide unique behaviors. Instead of rewarding that uniqueness we, for some reason probably because of cultural and social necessity, we chastise unique behavior and reward conformity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sensisnow View Post
    Why not take a more creative route and go pick up a box of these guys?


    Shit, I'd rather have mice than giant carnivorous insects!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rontele View Post
    You realize that posting this video is going to cause butt hurt Gavin to shed emo unicorn tears.
    I dunno. That gay pirate music that comes on whenever they show the mouse might give him a hard on.
    Your dog just ate an avocado!

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