Rasputin

**basinbum** · 01-04-2009, 05:21 AM

well since im a youngster and dint know much about who rasputin really was(other than he was russian) but saw some show on the history channel and all i have to say is between you fucking picture and your fucking sig. shit is freakin me out man... woulndnt normally be freaked out but like i said saw that shit on russia on history, had a good bit about rasputin and i have a feeling that he was some how associated with the devil... satan.. you know red guy with horns and trident..

then again alcohol may be a big factor in this

but still dude was a fuckin crazy guy according to the show to kill him they had to give him poisoned wine, shoot him six times then trap him under some ice where he finally drown to death... (or somethin near that correct me if im in correct) dude is fuckin nuts

BSS · 01-04-2009, 06:39 PM

I'm pretty sure they also clubbed him real good before throwing him into the Neva.

**timnormandin** · 01-04-2009, 06:45 PM

Originally Posted by basinbum

well since im a youngster and dint know much about who rasputin really was(other than he was russian) but saw some show on the history channel and all i have to say is between you fucking picture and your fucking sig. shit is freakin me out man... woulndnt normally be freaked out but like i said saw that shit on russia on history, had a good bit about rasputin and i have a feeling that he was some how associated with the devil... satan.. you know red guy with horns and trident..

then again alcohol may be a big factor in this

but still dude was a fuckin crazy guy according to the show to kill him they had to give him poisoned wine, shoot him six times then trap him under some ice where he finally drown to death... (or somethin near that correct me if im in correct) dude is fuckin nuts

Get a hold of yourself, for christsakes. Do you think the Earps and Doc would be such a skirt?

BSS · 01-04-2009, 07:04 PM

Dude does brew some seriously "killer" suds though.

**karpiel** · 01-04-2009, 07:40 PM

And his dick is in a jar, how cool.

BSS · 01-04-2009, 07:53 PM

This guy is jealous

**karpiel** · 01-04-2009, 09:29 PM

Not as jealous as this guy.

**Tippster** · 01-04-2009, 09:50 PM

Psssst: Satan is as real as the Easter Bunny...

**iceman** · 01-04-2009, 10:05 PM

Originally Posted by karpiel

And his dick is in a jar, how cool.

If i was the museum curator I (would get someone to) turn it the other way around, so it was reaching for the stars or whatever.

**RootSkier** · 01-04-2009, 10:17 PM

Originally Posted by why the fuck did I just google 'rasputins penis'?

A man named Michael Augustine purchased the penis, along with a number of Marie Rasputin's other personal items, at the Santa Cruz Flea Market following Marie Rasputin's death. Augustine consigned the artifact to Bonhams auction house, but officials quickly realized that the item was not a penis, and was in fact a sea cucumber or geoduck.

Jesus.

Go Ducks, I guess.

Hugh Conway · 01-04-2009, 10:26 PM

Originally Posted by iceman

If i was the museum curator I (would get someone to) turn it the other way around, so it was reaching for the stars or whatever.

If I were the curator of the Museum of Erotica I'd have better things to do

http://english.pravda.ru/main/18/90/...42_museum.html

**mtsprings** · 01-04-2009, 11:13 PM

Originally Posted by basinbum

between you fucking picture and your fucking sig. shit is freakin me out man... woulndnt normally be freaked out but like i said saw that shit on russia on history, had a good bit about rasputin and i have a feeling that he was some how associated with the devil... satan.. you know red guy with horns and trident..

but still dude was a fuckin crazy guy according to the show to kill him they had to give him poisoned wine, shoot him six times then trap him under some ice where he finally drown to death... (or somethin near that correct me if im in correct) dude is fuckin nuts

Relax, he is no big deal. Rasputin through his charisma and lies manipulated his way into living at other people’s expense, spending their money, drinking their liquor, taking their drugs and fucking their women. Today we call these types of people politicians and clergy.

**karpiel** · 01-04-2009, 11:50 PM

Originally Posted by RootSkier

Jesus.

Go Ducks, I guess.

LALALALALALALALALA I can't hear you.

**splat** · 01-05-2009, 01:07 AM

**nick > jesus** · 01-05-2009, 03:41 AM

wow, there is a whole wikipedia article on Rasputin's dick

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rasputin's_penis

**Rasputin** · 01-05-2009, 03:59 AM

Heh, this thread is funny.

My history was mostly written by my enemies, people looking for the boogie man, women looking for an excuse for their behavior, and men looking for an excuse for their wives' behavior.

The truth of the matter was, I made ladies drip, men feel smalland, and I AM hard to kill.

Oh and basinbum, you have given me a new sig.

**RootSkier** · 01-05-2009, 09:37 AM

Originally Posted by Rasputin

The truth of the matter was, I made ladies drip

Dang, not anymore? Bummer.

**Beaver** · 01-05-2009, 12:30 PM

**Tippster** · 01-05-2009, 01:01 PM

Originally Posted by Hugh Conway

http://english.pravda.ru/main/18/90/...42_museum.html

That article is hysterical.

Rasputin's great grandchild John Nekmerson is currently living in the US. He is a grandchild of Matrena Rasputina, Rasputin’s favorite daughter. After her father was murdered, she fled to Europe and afterwards migrated to America, where she began working as a tiger-tamer. She died in 1977. Recently, John Nekmerson has visited St. Petersburg in order to see his ancestor’s private part with his own eyes. The great grandson exclaimed, “This is really it, I’ve got the same one!”

A couple of days ago, Igor Knyazkin has been invited to England to attend Christy's auction. A gold plated jewelry box with genitals of legendary Joan of Arc will be presented at the auction.

So many questions. Why did the daughter save his dick, and not the rest of him? Did they really cut Joan of Arc's Vagina off, or do they have her Uterus in a box?

**kidwoo** · 01-05-2009, 03:23 PM

Originally Posted by basinbum

well since im a youngster and dint know much about who rasputin really was

Pay attention in school kid.

**Rasputin** · 01-06-2009, 01:27 AM

Originally Posted by RootSkier

Dang, not anymore? Bummer.

If you'd been poisoned, stabbed, beaten, castrated, shot and drowned, between lifetimes, you might reassess how you use your powers also.......but I still do if the mood is right.

**splat** · 01-06-2009, 02:34 AM

Originally Posted by Tippster

That article is hysterical. So many questions. Why did the daughter save his dick, and not the rest of him? Did they really cut Joan of Arc's Vagina off, or do they have her Uterus in a box?

Maybe this guy has her box.

**basinbum** · 01-06-2009, 08:07 AM

Originally Posted by kidwoo

Pay attention in school kid.

here in utar they dont give much of a shit about russian history we get to learn about the bulshevics (or however its spelled) cuz that some what affected USA but thats it