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  1. 08-05-2004, 04:48 PM #1
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    Talking Monkey Love

    Ali oops is the hottest chic ever.
    She rocks my world.
    I live to cater to her every need.
    I want to smear monkey feces all over her and lick it off.
    I want to have a threesome with her and Mr. Bubbles in the swing and shake my jangalang!!

    GIVE IT TO ME ONE MORE TIME!





  2. 08-05-2004, 04:49 PM #2
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    Wink Re: Monkey Love

    Originally posted by Odin
    Ali oops is the hottest chic ever.
    She rocks my world.
    I live to cater to her every need.
    I want to smear monkey feces all over her and lick it off.
    I want to have a threesome with her and Mr. Bubbles in the swing and shake my jangalang!!

    GIVE IT TO ME ONE MORE TIME!





    Christ. Git a room!

    edit: Preferably one in a small cardboard-walled cabin in Chile with three of your buddies in the room next door rooting you on.
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  3. 08-05-2004, 04:50 PM #3
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    FNKA dude...sounds like things are even better than last we chatted.


    w00t w00t!!

    Oh and FYI to Dantheman: this partial smoooooovness is a really good thing!
    you sketchy character, you
  4. 08-05-2004, 04:52 PM #4
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    Angry

    Seriously people....
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    Unhappy

    Originally posted by Beaver
    What? Are you pissed cause you aint gettin' any?
    Chaffing over here, beav.
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  6. 08-05-2004, 04:55 PM #6
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    AHEM!

    I think we're forgetting our priorities here people:

    NEKKID PICTURES


    and not of odin
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  7. 08-05-2004, 04:57 PM #7
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    Try some of this.
    http://www.boreme.com/bm/AUG04/a/i-ky/pic1.jpg
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    I'd rather try some of that vagina stuff everyone keeps talking about.
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    Originally posted by altachic
    Oh and FYI to Dantheman: this partial smoooooovness is a really good thing!
    By partial, I assume you mean the part before the monkey feces?
  10. 08-05-2004, 04:59 PM #10
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    If done right, no KY needed, it will all cum naturally.
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    Originally posted by Odin
    If done right, no KY needed, it will all cum naturally.
    Dude!
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    beav- I don't know if you saw in the Journey thread but the Rev pulled an antismoove on one of his girl"friends" at Journey (powerballads are his weakness) he must've gone home and spent the better part of an hour pullin one out of the whiskey dick I'd wager...
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  13. 08-05-2004, 05:02 PM #13
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    and Odin-

    Congrats to you.

    And if we can't have nekkid pics (just tryin to help out the rev) how about just pics?
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  14. 08-05-2004, 05:03 PM #14
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    Odin really should log out before leaving a public computer.
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    Originally posted by The AD
    By partial, I assume you mean the part before the monkey feces?
    Exactly.


    ...and wow, i haven't see Odin this horny in a while.
    you sketchy character, you
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    Originally posted by lemon boy

    and not of odin
    ....and not DantheMan, either.
    I want to smear monkey feces all over her and lick it off.
    Do we have our first maggot that's an honest to goodness certifiable lunatic? (...not counting Blurred, of course...)
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    Originally posted by Odin
    Odin really should log out before leaving a public computer.
    Someone had us going there.... next time write about his "small wee wee!"
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    Originally posted by Beaver
    Try some of this.
    http://www.boreme.com/bm/AUG04/a/i-ky/pic1.jpg

    there is no way that ky tube fit in that box.
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    Originally posted by CantDog
    there is no way that ky tube fit in that box.
    sure...just lube the box up a little and the tube should slide right in.
  20. 08-05-2004, 05:18 PM #20
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    Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces
    sure...just lube the box up a little and the tube should slide right in.
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    Wink

    Originally posted by Ubersheist
    Someone had us going there.... next time write about his "small wee wee!"
    If by "us" you mean "just Ubersheist" then yes, she had "us" going there.


    Oh, and it appears CantDog has gone and stolen iceman's line. BWA!
  22. 08-05-2004, 05:50 PM #22
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    Originally posted by Odin
    Odin pulled his log out before a public computer.
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    Originally posted by altachic
    Exactly.


    ...and wow, i haven't see Odin this horny in a while.
    So what happend last time you saw him horny?
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