Dear Mr. Weatherman....

[F.D.V.]

Dear Mr. Weatherman

Keep this shit up!

And we thought last December was good!

WINTER STORM WARNING IN EFFECT FROM 6 AM MONDAY TO 6 PM MST
TUESDAY...

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN PUEBLO HAS ISSUED A WINTER STORM
WARNING FOR HEAVY SNOW AND BLOWING SNOW...WHICH IS IN EFFECT FROM
6 AM MONDAY TO 6 PM MST TUESDAY. THE WINTER STORM WATCH IS NO
LONGER IN EFFECT.

THIS WARNING IS IN EFFECT FOR THE EASTERN SAWATCH MOUNTAINS ABOVE
11000 FEET AND EASTERN SAN JUAN MOUNTAINS ABOVE 10000 FEET. THIS
INCLUDES MONARCH PASS...WOLF CREEK PASS...AND CUMBRES PASS.

ANOTHER WEATHER SYSTEM IS FORECAST TO APPROACH THE CENTRAL
ROCKIES MONDAY AND CONTINUE THROUGH TUESDAY. SNOW WILL INCREASE
IN COVERAGE AND INTENSITY ACROSS THE COLORADO CONTINENTAL DIVIDE
MONDAY AND CONTINUE THROUGH TUESDAY. STORM TOTAL SNOW ACCUMULATION
OF 1 TO 2 FEET ACROSS THE EASTERN SAWATCH MOUNTAINS WILL BE
POSSIBLE...WHILE THE EASTERN SAN JUAN MOUNTAINS COULD SEE AS MUCH
AS 2 TO 3 FEET OF TOTAL SNOW ACCUMULATION BY TUESDAY EVENING. GUSTY
SOUTHWEST WINDS OF 15 TO 30 MPH WITH GUSTS TO 50 MPH WILL CAUSE
AREAS OF BLOWING AND DRIFTING SNOW AND WHITEOUT CONDITIONS AT
TIMES. DIFFICULT TO IMPOSSIBLE DRIVING CONDITIONS ARE EXPECTED.

THERE IS STILL SOME UNCERTAINTY WITH THIS POTENTIAL SIGNIFICANT
WINTER WEATHER EVENT. ANY CHANGE IN THE TIMING...TRACK...
STRENGTH...AND AVAILABLE MOISTURE COULD SIGNIFICANTLY ALTER
SNOWFALL AMOUNTS. NOW IS THE TIME TO REVIEW WINTER WEATHER
PREPAREDNESS PLANS...IF YOU LIVE OR PLAN TO TRAVEL ACROSS
COLORADO MONDAY THROUGH TUESDAY.

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

STRONG WINDS AND REDUCED VISIBILITY ARE EXPECTED DUE TO HEAVY
SNOWFALL AND BLOWING SNOW.

AVOID TRAVEL IN THE WARNING AREA. IF YOU ARE PLANNING TO TRAVEL
IN THE WARNING AREA DURING THE TIME OF THE WARNING...LISTEN TO
THE LATEST WEATHER FORECAST AND CONSIDER TRAVELING AT ANOTHER
TIME OR BY ANOTHER ROUTE. IF YOU MUST TRAVEL IN THE WARNING AREA
DURING THE TIME OF THE WARNING...TAKE ALONG A WINTER SURVIVAL
KIT. IF YOU BECOME STRANDED IN A RURAL AREA...STAY WITH YOUR
VEHICLE UNTIL HELP ARRIVES. TO KEEP WARM IN YOUR VEHICLE...RUN
YOUR ENGINE 10 MINUTES EACH HOUR...AND MAKE SURE THE EXHAUST PIPE
IS CLEAR OF SNOW TO AVOID CARBON MONOXIDE POISONING.

[fish]

Well... I think Ullr should keep this shit up... the weathermen don't really control anything but jinxes