My brilliant idea!

[Jer]

Hear me out on this:

Shitcan the Polyassloser forum. Except for the same five losers, nobody posts there anymore. It serves no purpose (except for those five losers). Replace it with - The Emo Crying Forum!!!!!

A place for sensative pussies to cry about how so-and-so hurt their feelings or complain about scary stickers or talk about their sand filled vaginas or tell off those who've e-wronged them or just reveal to the world how very sad they are! This new forum would serve a multitude of purposes. Most obvious - it would clean up the other forums. It would also serve as a shoulder to cry on and a place where pussified wimps can support each other through their difficult times. It would also be a great hunting ground for heartless e-predator assholes like me, Blurred, Nathan, etc.

I don't think anybody (but those five losers) can argue that The Polyassloser Forum needs to be around anymore. And I also think a lot of people would rather not see some butthurt dipshit crying all over the stoke on the Ski/Snowboard forum or some cruel bastard rubbing salt in said dipshits emo wounds. Think about it. Think about it hard.

Just walk away and I'll spare ye lives. Just walk away.









..oh yeah - your tits are too big.

[Douchebag Rutecki]

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Why the hell are you so stupid, Jer? You should just give in and be like me. If not, I'll just keep following you around and calling you stupid. You stupid idiot.

[Jer]

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Why the hell are you so stupid, Jer? You should just give in and be like me. If not, I'll just keep following you around and calling you stupid. You stupid idiot.

that pales in comparison with this blast:

Dear Jer/Jerzilla!!/whatever

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I'm sorry that you haven't found that special someone yet that will share your "life" and can carry your seed to term giving birth to and succoring the next generation of long haired metal-dorks.

If you really try hard I'm sure you can find some kind of pale tatooed land-whale at the next "concert" in whatever backwater you live in featuring really cool things like skulls and goat's blood and upsidedown crosses to take you home and rub you off by proxy... just get her home by midnight.

In the meantime I will take my several years senior to you, my experience of multiple administrations as a contributor to society, and make an actually informed opinion on what is good or not good policy-wise for myself and those I care about. Do not flatter yourself.

Bluster and pose all you want, you little puissant, but it's all an act. We know it's an act, and it's getting very very old... "gay" to use your terminology. The douchebag you ridicule and vilify on this web forum is behind your keyboard.

You want to impress me? Hire or fire me or make a difference to those around you. Little snot-rags who criticize and invent stupid little "words" like "Librodouche" impress me as much as my latest bowel movement. Sometimes I kick back and think "wow - that was big/smelly/cornladen/whatever..." but in the end I always flush.

I don't care how you ski, where you ski, what kind of music you like, what politicians you hate, or any other little opinion you have about yourself or anything else. I don't care about the "bets" you make or the friends you think you have. Basically I don't care about you at all, and I'm done with you.

I just wanted to share that with you. Now go start a couple of aliases quoting me in their signatures and have fun being the loner little loser you are. You suck for making this place shittier. Fuck you.

Bye, Jer.
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You = a Bastard

[Douchebag Rutecki]

Why do you want to segregate people, Jer? Stop acting like such a racist anti-semite Nazi. The only way I could support this is if we could send you and Blurred and Nathan to some kind of a work camp for idiots.

[Jer]

Damn - I hadn't read Tipp's Big Rant for awhile. That is seriously funny.

[Blurred]

I love this idea. It'll be like our own little brawl-hall.......

Except Iceman and Tip will cry about thinking Jer is actually me....
Dex will cry about people having guns.....
Witherspoon will cry about TEH GLOBAL WARMINGZ!!!!!!!

We'll just round up all the whiny bitches so we'll have one place to antagonize them all. Brilliant!

[irul&ublo]

[Jer]

Bump. This is a genius idea which at least deserves some consideration.

Advres - you created the shitty Polyassloser forum - it's time you changed it. Don't be a good neighbor to her. I'll send ya a love letter straight from my heart!

[BmillsSkier]

I'm going to have to second this idea. Polass has been dead to me since the coronation of the messiah.

Although we would lose some quality gems; like Tipps rant on Jer, and how the pizza delivery business is going, grass skiing TRs, apocolyptic global warmings updates, tips on how to wipe the foam from your mouth after cursing W, etc...

How about turning it into a regional forum?

Would you be able to come back to this new forum and the PR if it's changed Jer? I say you do anyway. Cliff won't go away from the PR - why should you?

[Jer]

I've got Tipp's emo rant saved to my hard drive for posterity. It will live on even if deleted here.

[Aussie_ripper]

Seems like the PolAss has run it's course. Besides a couple dickheads arguing amongst each other, who really uses it any more?

[Jer]

Seriously.

[Gorgoroth]

Wouldn't it be easier to just not go there? Problem solved

[Jer]

Wouldn't it be easier to just not go there? Problem solved

Ummmm.... since the is no Emo Crying Forum yet in the first place, it's kinda hard to "not go there".

Why weren't you at Bohemia last Friday? Too busy designing clothes with Bjorn?

[Adolf Allerbush]

I miss you Jer.

xoxo

[Jer]

I miss you Jer.

xoxo

You don't want to get a love letter from me! You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet straight from a fucking gun, fucker!

Let's hit the fucking road!