Bad Combinations

[Yossarian]

that you may have inadvertantly stumbled upon in the normal course of daily activity. Ready, go!

Toothpaste and Orange Juice

Vodka and Peanut Butter

Monkeys and Bicycles

[Yossarian]

Turkey Sausage and YoCletus.

Holy crap, my ass reeks.

[Dexter Rutecki]

Pussy licker and oopsy daisy, or whatever the hell their names are.
Actually, either one of them is a bad combination even without the other. So what if that's not logical.

[glademaster]

Dubya and the White House.
Doesn't get much worse than that. [shudders]

-Ben

[Pussy_licker]

Thanks that rules

I think of my self as one of those blue frogs -

I am lethal all by myself
http://staff.washington.edu/timk/wil...tfrog_01tk.jpg

But here is one for ya - rain and snow.

[Spats]

Slightly underripe banana, then milk. Mmm...starchy!

Moving and rain.

[mushmouth]

15 year olds and political opinions.

[Z]

AKPM and speaking

[p-tex]

Cellulite and spandex <shudder>

[Sublime]

Alcohol and fire.

[girlski0912]

law school and being a ski bum

[Benny Profane]

work and fun

[CantDog]

fat chicks and thongs.

[Huck Finn]

B. Arthur and hardcore porn.

[motown_fatty]

Not to bite CantDog's fat girl idea but:

One too many Jaegers and a horny fat girl on the barstool next to you

[Dexter Rutecki]

Originally posted by Sublime
Alcohol and fire.

Gotta disagree.
Back in 5th and 6th grade, we used alcohol burners in science class, and had more or less free access to as much extra alcohol as we needed. The times we had...
Take an unlit burner, sign your name across the black science table in alcohol, and light.
Pour a pool of alcohol on the table, light, enjoy. Insert various objects.
By far the best, though, was the time we were burning pieces of magnesium and other metals. Every table had a beaker of water to put out the burning metal, but at one table someone filled a beaker with alcohol to continue unauthorized burning experiments. Sure enough, someone's partner tries to douse the burning piece of metal in several hundred cc's of alcohol. Next thing you know, there's a kid running around the room with a burning beaker full of alcohol grasped in some tongs, spilling it, causing chaos, before finally panicking and throwing the alcohol (and flames) onto the bulletin board.
Good times.

Of course you may have had something else entirely in mind. And then again, maybe I just proved your point.

[tywhy]

Originally posted by Yossarian
Monkeys and Bicycles

BAD combination? what the hell is wrong with monkeys and bicycles? that's awesome.

[str8line]

midgets and the NBA

[Arty50]

Spatulas and boilerplate.

[Dexter Rutecki]

Originally posted by Oopsie Daisy
Dexter and anyone resembling a sentient being.

No need to apologize for your lack of logic, though, sweetie. I'd expect nothing more of a Bed, Bath and Beyond shoppin' bitch.

Go watch some TV and pleasure yourself.

Smooches,
Liz

Watch yourself, Oopsie. You've been stupid so far, but mostly harmless.
Try to keep it that way.

[Pussy_licker]

Keep me out of it cause I already have a beef with the world.

[hopped]

Toothpaste and Blue Frost Gatorade- we were out of OJ.

Women and driving.

Metal shavings and eyeballs.

Followed by:

Dremel-like tools and eyeballs.

[fridge]

15 year old girls who look 19.

I guess thats not a combination though.....

[phUnk]

Originally posted by Oopsie Daisy
shit-talking

Are you gonna do this in every thread you join?

[ak_powder_monkey]

Originally posted by Z
AKPM and speaking

POTD