It's just not the same without the engine and the leathers.
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
Science-fiction author Robert Heinlein
Where did all the skin on my right knee go?
Imagine how fun this would be if we were actually moving.
Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.
That pic took about 40 replies on forums.mtbr.com before most people were convinced it was fake. Most guys couldn't leave it with "it's obviously fake" either, they had to go into the science of it.
Here's a trick: Get a little bit of speed on a paved surface, slide your butt off the saddle to the right, then drop your butt until your hamstring hits your toptube. Now straighten your left leg so your left foot is somewhere close to your bars. Now turn left and leeeeeeeaaaaan into it. You can actually lean over as far as you want, even until you're grinding your pedal on the ground, and still turn out of it and ride away. Yay.
Something tells me a that road rash may be a common malady around here soon
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