Cheers

[schuss]

she called me late last night to say she loved me so
it didn't matter anymore but i say she never cared
and that she never will i'd do it all again
i guess i'll have to wait until then
if i get drunk well i'll pass out
on the floor now baby
you won't bother me no more
if you're drinkin' well you know
that you're my friend and i say
i think i'll have myself a beer.

she called me late last night to say she loved me,
so..? but i guess he changed her mind.
well i should have known it wouldn't be
all right, but i can't live without her
so i won't even try...

maybe some day, i'll think of what to say.
maybe next time i'll remember what to do,
she looks like heaven, maybe this is hell,
said she'd do it all again, she'd promise not to tell!

if i get drunk well, i'll pass out
on the floor now baby
you won't bother me no more
(and she said)
it's ok boy cause you know
we'll be good friends
and i say, i think i'll have myself a beer.

[Max Gosey]

Reel Big Phish? Or am I truly a moron?