Friday Funky Dreams

[jdabasin]

I dreamt that I was running around Wash Park last night. These 2 dudes were running behind me wearing yellow shirts with my name on it. I think they were 2 of the dudes from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. One of the shirts said, "Fuck Me Jerry" on it. I was trying to outrun these guys and I ended up getting away from them but then they circled back around the park and I saw them approaching from the other direction. I ran and jumped into the lake which was choppy with large waves forming. I tried to swim across the lake but ended up getting my foot chomped on by some sort of fresh water shark. I got out of the water and a large chunk of my foot was dangling off and I could see the exposed tendons and ligaments. I took the mangled piece of flesh and tried to insert it back into the proper place, whereupon I started running around Wash Park again with no pain at all. The Queer Eye guys had turned into these huge yellow ogre looking things and kept pursuing me. I woke up and couldn't feel my foot as my dog was sleeping on it.....but I was stoked to find it in tact still.

I remember my dreams about every other night. is that normal?

[Crinkle]

Originally posted by jdabasin
These 2 dudes were behind me from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. One of the shirts said, "Fuck Me Jerry" on it....but then they circled back around the park and I saw them approaching from the other direction....

uh oh, you repressing some feelings?

Don't even get me started on the dream analysis here, 2 gay guys in yellow, water, and sharks. tsk, tsk

two words: seek help

or

get laid


remebering dreams is normal, usually if you recount the dream shortly after you wake up you can move it from your short term memory (where the dream occurs in your brain) to long term. Be thankful, lots of people don't remember their dreams, maybe some don't want to.......I think you might want to forget this one.

[Barnballs]

you're fucked up.

Quit drinking during the week, and have the dog sleep in the garage.

...oh, and what Crinkle said...get laid.


Maybe show your weapon to that heavily endowed brunette in the office.

[Aldo]

I was hitchiking. An older pickup truck pulled over. The driver motioned for me to get into the back. I went to climb in and noticed a bizarre sight. Little horses, all laying down under blankets nursing on baby bottles. They dropped me off at a condo complex. I went in and found my in-laws living in a room with a few teenagers. Alarm went off.

Anyone?

[Below Zero]

Are you sure you weren't running around Cheeseman Park?

[Crinkle]

Originally posted by Aldo
I was hitchiking. An older pickup truck pulled over. The driver motioned for me to get into the back. I went to climb in and noticed a bizarre sight. Little horses, all laying down under blankets nursing on baby bottles. They dropped me off at a condo complex. I went in and found my in-laws living in a room with a few teenagers. Alarm went off.

Anyone?

hitchiking shows your free spirit, the truck represents your "vehicle" to change paths in life, while the horses nursing have some kind of personal representation of childhood or ideas that are in a young stage that you want to take with you to your next stage in your life. In-laws with teenagers is too vauge, another personal representation, mabye it has something to do with how you feel about them?

[jdabasin]

Originally posted by Barnballs

Quit drinking during the week, and have the dog sleep in the garage.

...oh, and what Crinkle said...get laid.

Maybe show your weapon to that heavily endowed brunette in the office.

Maybe I will pull out my Weapon of Ass Destruction on "accident" in front of her just to gauge her response.

I might be quitting here anyway....

5 weeks without getting laid is far too long. The next chick is gonna pay big time.