Do people really still believe in this?
"Science" fair
Holy shit. Literally.
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10-18-2003, 01:49 PM #1
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You've got to be fucking kidding me.
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10-18-2003, 01:55 PM #2
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this one was kool.
2nd Place: "Women Were Designed For Homemaking"
Jonathan Goode (grade 7) applied findings from many fields of science to support his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: physics shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets; biology shows that women were designed to carry un-born babies in their wombs and to feed born babies milk, making them the natural choice for child rearing; social sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus earn equal pay; and exegetics shows that God created Eve as a companion for Adam, not as a co-worker.
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10-18-2003, 02:01 PM #3
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Read "Angels and Demons" by Dan Brown. His current book you may have heard of called The DaVinci Code.
Angels and Demons is a novel on a background of factual information. The underlying theme is about physicist who is a devote Catholic who tries to prove the existence of God through physics and the Big Bang theory. It is much more complicated than that, but nonetheless, the author does a great job of connecting science and God and proposing that they are not mutually exclusive.
I am halfway through the DaVinci Code and that is a great read as well. My whole life has rotated around science, I am not even sure if I believe in God or not. But i have always been fascinated by Theology.
Both books are really entertaining as well as being educational.
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10-18-2003, 02:17 PM #4
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Oh, here's one for ya. A physical therapist that I work with was preaching this same shit (anti-evolution / pro-creationism) last week while a group of us were in the clinic. We were so taken back we just gaped. It was one of those moments in which I couldn't think of a single thing to say.
What do you do: laugh, scream, or cry?
You just can't argue with religion.Last edited by Tavi; 10-18-2003 at 02:22 PM.
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10-18-2003, 02:40 PM #5
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what a bunch of fucking bullshit. prayer made bacteria more resistant? how brainwashed are these people?
My Montana has an East Infection
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10-18-2003, 03:53 PM #6
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A few things I would like to point out.
"1st Place: "Life Doesn't Come From Non-Life"
Patricia Lewis (grade 8) did an experiment to see if life can evolve from non-life. Patricia placed all the non-living ingredients of life - carbon (a charcoal briquet), purified water, and assorted minerals (a multi-vitamin) - into a sealed glass jar. The jar was left undisturbed, being exposed only to sunlight, for three weeks. (Patricia also prayed to God not to do anything miraculous during the course of the experiment, so as not to disqualify the findings.) No life evolved. This shows that life cannot come from non-life through natural processes."
Did she look at the water under a microscope? I doubt it because she would have seen life.
"Rocks Can't Evolve, Where Did They Come From Mr. Darwin?"
Ok i am not 100% sure on this one but when you take a lump of Carbon and compress it under extreme pressure you get a diamond. But during this process wouldn't you consider this evolution?
1st Place: "Using Prayer To Microevolve Latent Antibiotic Resistance In Bacteria"
Spare me on this one. I am just in high school and that experament sucks. Without even looking they have no control group. Wankers.
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10-18-2003, 04:09 PM #7
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Reminds me of an article here in germany about creatonist scientists....one did 5 expeditionts to the mountain Ararat (5169m) in Iran to find remains of Noah's Arch.... hilarious.
The article here was quite sarcastic but it scared me that those people are allowed to teach their children in home schooling......
It's a war of the mind and we're armed to the teeth.
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10-18-2003, 04:14 PM #8
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So evolution is bullshit but bacteria can evolve? Riiiiiight...
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10-18-2003, 04:15 PM #9
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I second that reccomendation. DaVinci Code is a great book. I reccomend it expecially for people who grew up spending their whole childhood at church.Originally posted by lph
Read "Angels and Demons" by Dan Brown. His current book you may have heard of called The DaVinci Code.
Angels and Demons is a novel on a background of factual information. The underlying theme is about physicist who is a devote Catholic who tries to prove the existence of God through physics and the Big Bang theory. It is much more complicated than that, but nonetheless, the author does a great job of connecting science and God and proposing that they are not mutually exclusive.
I am halfway through the DaVinci Code and that is a great read as well. My whole life has rotated around science, I am not even sure if I believe in God or not. But i have always been fascinated by Theology.
Both books are really entertaining as well as being educational....tricks deserve applause, style deserves respect
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10-18-2003, 04:17 PM #10
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I read that a few months ago ...excellent....Originally posted by lph
I am halfway through the DaVinci Code and that is a great read as well.
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10-18-2003, 04:18 PM #11
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Well, you do know why there are no dinosaurs? They would not fit on the Arch.... Definitely hilarious.Originally posted by subtle plague
....one did 5 expeditionts to the mountain Ararat (5169m) in Iran to find remains of Noah's Arch.... hilarious.
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10-18-2003, 04:27 PM #12
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I'm having a serious powdermag flashback here...
"There is a hell of a huge difference between skiing as a sport- or even as a lifestyle- and skiing as an industry"
Hunter S. Thompson, 1970 (RIP)
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10-19-2003, 12:37 AM #13
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Maybe they wouldn't fit under the arch.Originally posted by Tavi
Well, you do know why there are no dinosaurs? They would not fit on the Arch.... Definitely hilarious.
Last I heard Noah had an ark!
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10-19-2003, 06:06 AM #14
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Science-facts(sometimes wrong),theory,conclusion.
Religon-faith,bible.
I'm going w/ science.yepper
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10-19-2003, 12:14 PM #15
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See what I get for being a follower.Originally posted by The AD
Maybe they wouldn't fit under the arch.
Last I heard Noah had an ark!
Last edited by Tavi; 10-19-2003 at 12:16 PM.
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10-19-2003, 03:18 PM #16
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You gotta love trying to disprove science with science. I hate churches
Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care
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10-19-2003, 04:01 PM #17
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I'm pretty sure that site's a hoax. And a damn fine one at that. I've seen "Uncle Steve" in other pics.
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10-19-2003, 04:51 PM #18
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In the extreme hope that you were right, I did some sleuthing on this Richard Paley guy.Originally posted by jayfrizzo
I'm pretty sure that site's a hoax. And a damn fine one at that. I've seen "Uncle Steve" in other pics.
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There's quite a bit of discussion on the web about whether this is a hoax or not. Some people seem to think he's appeared on PBS. I think those people are stupid.
Dr. Paley did, however, write an article about how Mac OS is the tool of the devil and that "open source" was just another word for communism. This can't be true, because I checked on a mac we have in our office, and there's no "spread pestilence" or "purchase soul" functions anywhere.
Anyhoo, I got got by that site, I think.
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