Help me name my ski camp.

[Spicoli]

Think of Dean's name for his company-H2O-clean and simple

“FrozenH2O”

Of course you would have to pay a certain Maggot water rights.



“High Mountain Orgasms”

“The Max Gosey Experience”

“Hang With Skiing Legend Gordy Peifer In Hopes Of Becoming Cool An A Totally Rad Skier Only To Go Home After 3 Days $2500 Poorer And Still Suck”




On a different note:

No Boundaries

No Fall Zone

[Ubersheist]

Alright.. how's this for a relatively serious name: Gordy Pfeifer's Adrenaline Shop.

...or something along those lines. Something like "The Gravity Shop."

No? Ok, I'll go back to work now.

[Mcwop]

Het grote Kamp van de Ski van de Berg

[Spicoli]

Gordy Peifer Big Mountain Skiing Camp And Lemonade Stand

[subtle plague]

Originally posted by road trip
Without going back to see who stated it (on the 1st page).. I was a huge fan of "The Next Level".

I like Xover's thoughts... but I would make a subtle change.. being that this is a camp with the goal of making clients better skiers, I think that should be reflected in the name... thus, "The Next Level."

I've got a meeting now, so plenty of time to brainstorm!

you'd have to pay that german freeskiing mag...

[Woodsy]

Peifer's Angle of Repose, PAR camp

nice one jibij w/ Peifercize

[Dexter Rutecki]

Camp Mad Playaz. Bling bling! Skillz dat pay da billz camp.

Ha, three pages in like 15 minutes. Where ya been?

Just call it G-man's.

[Agent 00X]

RD* Ski School

Jumbo Mountain Steez School

Mondo Mountain Ski School

PMGear Bro School (TM)**

Acme Ski School

GP International, Inc.

Jumbo Mountain Consultants, Inc.

Peifer, Conway, Brown and Hanka.

G Peifer and Associates

Skitel

Mountainsoft

Peifer Instruction, Inc.

*Rope Duckers
**See Splat for liscense, franchise rates and terms
note that mondo has various meanings: very big; questions and answers; short, pithy dialogue between Zen masters and disciples

[p-tex]

"Peifer’s Pirates " - sounds like gay porn.

[Oarhead]

how about White Lines?

But you might have twitchy columbians showing up or else guys like this:

http://www.imaschina.com/images/200401/2015-5.gif

[up an down]

vertical masters

[bad_roo]

Horizontal Mistresses sound more tempting.

[doubleE]

Originally posted by p-tex
"Peifer’s Pirates " - sounds like gay porn.

I was going to go with "Peifer’s Poo Pirates", but I think it's a little too much.

[skier0178]

Balls
Camp Couloir
Headwall
Hole in the Wall
High Tension Big Mountain Camp
School of Gravity
Dynamite Big Mountain Camp
Vertigo

and i'm spent...

[fridge]

Professor G. Cornucopia's Fantastic Skimagorium and Great
American Steakery!

[Buzzworthy]

Originally posted by str8line
I just noticed that Jayfrizzo came up with four of those names.

I guess that gives Frizzle my Nizzle a 4 in 7 chance of winning some goggles. So far...

Fo Shizzle.

Blind man is going to need a heavy prescrition on those babies!

Just messing with the Manatee, hell, at the MINI last year he was going like a bat outta hell not seeing jack, while I could see jack and still damn near ran him over.

[Buzzworthy]

Originally posted by up an down
vertical masters

Vertical Matters? (is a question and an answer, leave the questionmark too)

[Plakespear]

How about the "Great White Out of Sight Frozen Flight".

[up an down]

Originally posted by Buzzworthy
Vertical Matters? (is a question and an answer, leave the questionmark too)

vertical minds

[Buzzworthy]

Originally posted by up an down
vertical minds

Parallel Minds

Straight Minds

Straight Matters

[PNWbrit]

Steepness strategies

or

Strategies for steeps

[bad_roo]

Our secretary suggests "Anal Cunt".

[phUnk]

Originally posted by bad_roo
Our secretary suggests "Anal Cunt".

brownmonkey is your secretary?

[Samwich]

Cuanto, por favor?

I wouldn't mind a big mountain camp... What's your price, and how long is the camp?

[Buster Highmen]

The Tao of Pow?
Throwing Of The E Chingawa? (can somebody help me with the correct spanish spelling here?)
The Boardo Bardo?