salomon bindings

[basom]

i've been trying to uload some salomon bindings for a long time. but no one ever wants them. is there any interest in salomon bindings?

[bad_roo]

I hear bad_roo is selling salomon binding futures

[wanghoeby]

Man was I an interesting character.

[bad_roo]

Anyone know anyone selling a respirator?

[basom]

the bindings i have come with a complementry respirator. i also have a bong thats about ten years old if you are interested (never been cleaned). 12 bucks.

[The Jackamo]

i'll only pay 6 if there's still water in it, but 20 if ganj is included.

[crashnburn'd]

Originally posted by The Jackamo
i'll only pay 6 if there's still water in it, but 20 if ganj is included.

6 dollars for stale bong water? It's gotta be worth at least 7. COme on, I is Basom's...

[basom]

Originally posted by crashnburn'd
6 dollars for stale bong water? It's gotta be worth at least 7. COme on, I is Basom's...

thats right brah, only the kind orgo nuge. none of that chemi indoor crap.
water has never been changed. ten bucks, firm.

i also have bindings.

[m1e448]

which solly binding are they and does the bongwater come with them?

[The Jackamo]

can you put the bindings in the bong water?

[basom]

Originally posted by The Jackamo
can you put the bindings in the bong water?

keeps all the working parts in top shape

[Steven S. Dallas]

Does anyone here have a glass of warm champagne I can dip my balls in?

[basom]

i only have sparkling wine. and it's chilled.

$3.36 per glass. you pay shipping.

[Spicoli]

If I dip my cock in the champagne, can we call it dongwater?

[CantDog]

Originally posted by Spicoli
If I dip my cock in the champagne, can we call it dongwater?

We could call it sparkling dongwater.

[Spicoli]

Originally posted by CantDog
We could call it sparkling dongwater.

What if I mounted bindings on it?

[wanghoeby]

ill buy it for 99 cents

[basom]

okay. okay. let me answer all of your question here so i don't have to keep pm'ing all of you. some of us have to work you know (aparently not me).

Yes, we can call it sparkaling dong water, if spicloli dips his cock in it. fyi spicoli, it is not the fine cham-pag-na, its the sparkling wine.

spicoli, you may mount bindings to the glass of sparkling dong water if you wish. the glass is reinforced with titanal right at the mounting point, so you are good to go brah! salomon bindings work the best (and if you mount any other brand it voids the waranty), and i have some of those too, if you are interested.

wang, the price is $3.36 per glass, FIRM. none of this 99 cent bullshit. the glass is rieneforced with titanal. please show me where you can find a custom set up like this for less than $3.36, and i'll show you riches beyond your wildest dreams.

again, the sparkling wine is chilled, and you pay the shipping.

and dont come asking for a full case and expect to only pay $3.36. thats the price per glass, so get it through your thick fucking skulls. the case price is $80.64 for those of you who inquired about a group buy.

[Spicoli]

A little clarifi-fukation.

I want to mount the bindings on my cock, not the glass. Center mount? Back 1-2cm? What's ther best for riding switch?(don't say it ya homo's) Is this a question for tek tock? Cock talk? Sex talk?

I'd also prefer to dip my stick in Cristal(or Crystal), I'm down with that yo.

One other thing...Will the brakes get hung up on the head? Should I just go with a leather ring / leash combo?

[Game Over]

I got $200 worth of pudding....

[basom]

mounting to the cock: i'm afraid you will have to helicoil your penis if you don't want the screws to pull out. it's painfull, and a pain, but its worth it to get that extra bomber mount.

if you plan on a lot of switch riding i would mount forward of center, just after it kinks left (kink direction and location varies by model and manf.)

wide brakes should work, but you can always use the cock ring + leash method. there was a cock ring available on pmag for a long time for a good deal. i would go with the wide brakes, although they could get hung up on your junk when you sit down.

i don't have any crystal left, we get more in the fall when people are gearing up for the 'season'. its hard to find deals on that, even in the off season. got plenty of sparkling wine though. $3.36 a glass.

[Spicoli]

That heilicoil idea is a good one. Everytime I pull out, I usually spew all over the place.

[basom]

Originally posted by Spicoli
That heilicoil idea is a good one

thats why i'm an idustry leader.

[Spicoli]

Damn, I forget

What's the din on thise things? I got my eye on this 300lb little hottie

[basom]

oh, could be an issue.

they go to 12 though. good news is they are demo binders, so if things don't work out with this little minx, you can re use them with a different little minx of a smaller or larger size.

it would suck to go through all the trouble helicoiling only to be unable to reuse the holes for your next lady (always have to look at this stuff with a 'big picture' format).