Message board misconceptions...........

[Woodsy]

Well since 2000 when I came across the joys of skiing message boards i have formed misinformed opinions of others based on their posts, my assumptions & well, god knows what else.

1) thougt Tyrone Shoelaces was Swanny

2) thought ice was an asshole

3)thought lemon boy was Seth morrison

4) thought Pinner actually telemarked

5) was once afraid of Geronimo!

6)Thought MD9 was a teenager when i went to his house (thought it was his parents the first time as it was too nice for a kid his age ( see thread on his mad reno skills)

7)thought altachic was a troll

8)wanted to hang in Utopia

9)thought Cleetus was old

10) thoght frozen water was a overexcited college kid

11) thoght i could keep up with Harpo

12) never thought I would need a ski over 100" waist

13) thought the spatula was a joke

14) never thought so many of you would actually settle in UT

15) never thought io would actually like people from Fla or texas

16) thought these places would never interfere with my work.....

[Tippster]

Originally posted by Woodsy
...12) never thought I would need a ski over 100" waist...

And truly, who can be expected to slide on snow this century without a plank that's at least 8 feet 4 inches wide...

[The Reverend Floater]

1. Thought that D Day was an old guy...
2. Thought Ice was young
3. Thought Buster was an asshole
4. Thought phUnk was an asshole
5. Thought Cletus was cool
6. Thought Lemon Boy was a girl at first
7. Thought I was a good skier
8. Thought Orphic Seth was Seth Morrison
9. Thought Odin was a 40-something heli guide
10. Imagined Dork was an ugly troll
11. Thought Mr. #key was actually a person

[Buster Highmen]

Originally posted by The Reverend Floater
3. Thought Buster was an asshole

But I will turn your face shots into kitty spray.

[JR]

Originally posted by Woodsy
2) thought ice was an asshole

I don't know what gave you that impression. We hit it off right from the start.

[The AD]

Would have never dreamed Punani has a child!!

[Ubersheist]

Originally posted by The Reverend Floater
7. Thought I was a good skier

Ditto. The collective humbled me to no end, showed me that I had a whole lot to work on (and still do). F'ing bastards. Ignorance was bliss.

I also thought Orphic Seth was Mr. Morrison, and that Mr. Pound Key was a real person, too.

In addition, I thought Pinner was an asshole (he's definitely not). I also thought phUnk was someone's alias. And, of course, I thought MirCat was a raging dork.

[iceman]

Originally posted by Woodsy

2) thought ice was an asshole

ha, well one-for-sixteen isn't good, but at least you didn't get shut out!

And kisses to you, JR, you're actually one of my faves now that the "incident" is behind us. We shoulda sacked up and called ya when we were in Nelson, I regret it now.

[shera]

Originally posted by Ubersheist
And, of course, I thought MirCat was a raging dork.

Hey! I resemble that remark!

How you doin?

Are you in a rock band? Bike riding? Otherwise living it up?

[powstash]

Originally posted by Woodsy
16) thought these places would never interfere with my work.....

Aint that the truth. It's worse than crack, uh, not that I would know anything about that.

[Rusty Nails]

I never thought I would meet any of you people and believed that anonymity was the best part about a message board.

[powstash]

Funny you say that cause you were the first person I met from the board. I couldn't figure out which name by which to call the posse in tow you had with you from the summit, by thier "code" name or thier "real" name. It got to be too much for me so I didn't remember either.

[Barnballs]

never thought I'd get a boner from an avatar....



(steepconcrete)

[Rusty Nails]

Originally posted by powstash
Funny you say that cause you were the first person I met from the board. I couldn't figure out which name by which to call the posse in tow you had with you from the summit, by thier "code" name or thier "real" name. It got to be too much for me so I didn't remember either.

Heh. At least Rusty is easy to remember. I remember trying to ski trees on one leg... brutal.

[Ubersheist]

Originally posted by SheRa
Hey! I resemble that remark!

How you doin?

Are you in a rock band? Bike riding? Otherwise living it up?

I'm doin' just dandy. I sort of found a band - we'll see how it goes. I'm not riding enough. It gets stinking HOT out here. Who knew? Every once in a while, I do get out, though. I've been sitting out by the pool or out by the river a lot lately while drinking large quantities of brewed beverages, so I'm working on a pretty mean tan theses days (and a mean-sized gut, too). Well, a mean tan for my white-ass only sorta makes me look like a dirty Italian, though.

[altachic]

Heh, Bum Z reminds me every now and again that no one thought i could be real...

I thought many of you were crazy when i first joined...and i still do, but i can't think of more kick ass place to be involved with.

[Plakespear]

I thought natty dread would have, well, dreads.

When I first arrived in SLC I had this fear that I would be greeted by a naked phUnk trying to administer an espresso enema. Glad I was wrong about that.

[phUnk]

^^^^ Surprised you with the cappuccino, didn't I?

[Plakespear]

Yeah. And you were also wearing a crotchless sheep costume, so you weren't even naked.

[shera]

Originally posted by Ubersheist
I'm doin' just dandy. I sort of found a band - we'll see how it goes. I'm not riding enough. It gets stinking HOT out here. Who knew? Every once in a while, I do get out, though. I've been sitting out by the pool or out by the river a lot lately while drinking large quantities of brewed beverages, so I'm working on a pretty mean tan theses days (and a mean-sized gut, too). Well, a mean tan for my white-ass only sorta makes me look like a dirty Italian, though.

Hehe, dirty Italian with killer blue eyes. I bet you've got the babes just trailing around after you.

Ride that bike every day at dawn, before you go to work. DO IT!!!!

[CantDog]

1)I thought iceman actually skied
2)I thought Dexter Rutecki's real name was actually Dex. No, I had not seen the movie yet.

[dipstik]

Originally posted by CantDog
2)I thought Dexter Rutecki's real name was actually Dex. No, I had not seen the movie yet.

I thought that for awhile too, until I came across two copies of Aspen Extreme, one of which I sent to CantDog.

[Arty50]

And to think after all this time, I finally watched Taxi Driver last night.

"Got change for a nickel?"

[iceman]

Originally posted by CantDog
1)I thought iceman actually skied

Hey now.

How many days you get last year, Sonny?

[CantDog]

Originally posted by iceman
Hey now.

How many days you get last year, Sonny?

Opps, forgot to insert that smiley. Yeah, thats it...

I pulled in 60 days this year. Due to mass legligence on my part I was unable to get more.