Message board misconceptions...........

**The AD** · 07-08-2004, 09:45 PM

Originally posted by CantDog
2)I thought Dexter Rutecki's real name was actually Dex. No, I had not seen the movie yet.

I thought the same thing about Walter Sobchak.

JR · 07-08-2004, 10:04 PM

Originally posted by iceman
ha, well one-for-sixteen isn't good, but at least you didn't get shut out!

And kisses to you, JR, you're actually one of my faves now that the "incident" is behind us. We shoulda sacked up and called ya when we were in Nelson, I regret it now.

Aww shucks ice. Funny how things turn out cause the feeling is mutual. As far as good laughs go your posts win hands down. I wouldn't worry about not calling. At the time I was a bit bummed but I have made a full recovery. Some other time.

**Vets** · 07-08-2004, 11:49 PM

Roman Moroni: I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves.

**ArmchairExtreme** · 07-09-2004, 12:27 AM

My assumptions that turned out to be… Well…

misconceptions… mostly….

-Snorkeldepth was going to be a dorky prosecuter who could barely ski

-Meatdrink, frozenwater and Twoplanker were teenagers at Snowbird

-Meatdrink and frozen would never actually meet me at Hood

-PhUnk would over charge me for bindings and would be a boring poster

-Pinner would recognize me while gaping in front of the trail map at Mid Gad.

-Rusty would do-do the first Summit.

-Powstash would actually show us around the Canyons

-Dexter was smart, had ski race knowledge and history lessons

-Big E would actually do the second Summit

-Iceman was a troll and rehearsed Monty Python in his parent’s basement

-Buster must be a space-shot- over-tripped- hiippy- whiner

-Superstar Punani – barely believed his unforgettable year (bastard) and of course, the titties

-Granpa Cletus…so many great stories and making me pancakes and eggs twice in two years. Must be a fag…

-Great_Cornholio- who could be really behind that? Must be a troll..

=Mister Poundkey -hilarious flames- thought he was Irul..

=Steepconcrete would (finally) buy my Pocket Rockets and free me from PhUnk’s ridicule.

=Splat -- the coolest and funniest dude—NO MISCONCEPTION AQUI!!

=Mtn Lion would furreal find me some mint custom Iggies.

=Yardsale would know stashes at Mammy that I didn’t

-Hugh Jass, BIG TIM could stoke me to be a better tele skier

=Hot_Sauce would be under 6’11”and have smart and moderate political posts

=I might keep up with Natty and Xover ( I was more shocked the PainTrain didn’t have dreads)

=Cheap Seats would take a huge fester of 40 up into the powder on cats in the bc

=That Z-bo would stick that huge back.

=Skiergirl would be my best partner at Retallack

=Gincognito and I would have a great day together at Red

=GT40 would be the most killah guide at Snowbasin- not to mention raising a pretty cool litter of Maggs.

Endlesseason could keep up the totally unabashed stoke and of course, The Streak

Powslut would make us drive from Golden to the Lake and show us around the beauty

PowderPyg would let us watch Ooolympic hockey at his house and show us around Wh2o

K2Stu would break trail and wait for our old asses

PowHo would become a top badass

Spats would write the best ski review ever

I would happen upon Mr and Mrs Altagirl for a nice little day at Powder Mountain

Never thought I would have one of the best powdays with Doug and Mrs W,
MiniMaggette, Karl and Mrs Stall, Gonzo and Honc, TJ Brk, Legoskier, Dodger,
Rehabit and Bomber, And all the rest that were there for that day at Retallack

Never held out hope that Bad_Roo’s explosions, wipe-outs and great one-liners would
last as long as they have…

Hayduke would offer me to stay at his place

AntiSoCal, Tyrone, BarnBoy, Facking Richter and Hugh Jass would come to watch
Immersion at the restaurant

Tom and Philingle would post jaw=dropping=convo=ending Euro adventures and unique TR’s

Teamdirt would survive that line at SSV

ShREDder would do the photoshoot

Mfi and msblondx would have damn thick skin beneath the fartbags

Of course, Owens. Owens way above and beyond all of us. “A God Among Men”

SherpaStyle- never thought you were such a very badass firefighting, ski-bumming hottie

Yogachick, snowsprite, watersnowdirt, divegirl, altachic,
NEVER THOUGHT SUCH COOL CHICAS WHO LOVE TO SKI COULD BE SO HOT ….RN!

Hmm… hot RN?!?!

There’s a bunch more, but I gotta go.

Always thought I would ski with Woodsy and the Rev first…

Hmm…

**Alkasquawlik** · 07-09-2004, 01:24 AM

Misconception #1.
Thought phUnk was a good skier.
(God that guy backslaps a lot)

G · 07-09-2004, 02:04 AM

November 2, 2000. Sometime in late afternoon.....

Misconception number one:

"Hmmmm... I think I'll check out this powedermag website for a minute, and then I'll get right back to work"

Nuts, I'm still here.

**powderhound** · 07-09-2004, 02:34 AM

powdermag has a board???

**SponsoredByDuctTape** · 07-09-2004, 05:14 AM

Thought I'd never ski with a forty-year-old guy and and struggle to keep up with him (Bullet).

Thought the SoCal skiers were probably only slightly above average (how wrong I was)

Thought I'd never end up sharing hotel rooms with people I'd never met (Snorkeldeep, Dodger, Viva)

Thought I'd never go to any gathering

Thought that even if I did go, I'd end up wanting to ski by myself

Thought there'd be at least a couple people at the gatherings that didn't dig each others company

Thought I'd never meet anyone who loved skiing as much as I do

Thought Barnballs would drink in moderation

Thought the Utah crew were probably just good skiers

Thought I'd never be telling everyone I know who isn't on the board about how I "went skiing with a bunch of people I met on the internet, but who I'd never met in person, and I know it sounds wierd, but it wasn't, and I had the time of my life."

**snowsprite** · 07-09-2004, 06:19 AM

I have met quite a few of you so many misconceptions have been cleared up-- like I know Plakespear does not walk around in a heavy velvet robe w/ a fur collar (at least not the time I saw him). But some still exist...

For instance, I'm thinking when I finally meet phunk I'm going to ask to see his big toe. I want to know if it's always in that bruised condition, and if it will give me a mean-ass sneer, or maybe start singing "Redemption Song."

Sprite

**snowsprite** · 07-09-2004, 06:21 AM

Duct Tape, I too find all this very hard to explain. I'm going to Jackson Hole to meet "My Internet Friends" does not go over too smoothly w/ the suburban mom set for some reason!

Sprite

**teledave** · 07-09-2004, 06:28 AM

Originally posted by SponsoredByDuctTape
Thought I'd never be telling everyone I know who isn't on the board about how I "went skiing with a bunch of people I met on the internet, but who I'd never met in person, and I know it sounds wierd, but it wasn't, and I had the time of my life."

^
What they said!

**Xover** · 07-09-2004, 06:42 AM

Originally posted by Woodsy

11) thoght i could keep up with Harpo

... don't we all

thought St8line actually "straightlined"; ya right ... bwaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaa

AH · 07-09-2004, 06:59 AM

I never thought I'd meet any of you...

**Woodsy** · 07-09-2004, 08:06 AM

thought I would ski with Ace the first year,
or maybe the second
well the third I know it

shit fourth year comin.

never thought our gfs/wives would get along so well

**Greydon Clark** · 07-09-2004, 10:00 AM

At one point I thought Monster Dump skied. At one point I thought SP hand a strong pimp hand, now I know he has the strongest pimp hand. At one point I thought The 666 liked metal, but now I know he only listens to Euro dance pop.

Anyway, this place is way cooler than the Scrabble message board I lurk on. Those guys are obsessed.

**Big E** · 07-09-2004, 10:08 AM

- thought Summit 1 would never happen. We know how that turned out.

- thought this was possibly going to suck when I walked up to the giant moose in the Snowbasin base for day 1 of Summit 1. Negatory on that one.

- didn't know what to think when a few minutes later an older, gray-haired, bespectacled guy in a one-piece joined our little gathering around the moose. That was GT40, 'nuff said.

more later...

**Grange** · 07-09-2004, 10:55 AM

I thought porn was guy on girl on girl action not a guy on skis making first tracks on what I thought was and unridable slope.

**irul&ublo** · 07-09-2004, 11:22 AM

Originally posted by Max Gosey
3) Thought I could convince my mom that my "internet friends" are not all rapists...

Don't forget your sheep costume for the Summit, Max.

**tuffy109** · 07-09-2004, 11:32 AM

i thought jayfrizzo and phunk would be fun to hang out with.

**Buster Highmen** · 07-09-2004, 11:34 AM

I'm more concerned with my Message board miscarriages than misconceptions.
1) I thought Iceman was funny. Still do.
2) I thought Mr Pound Key was just 1 schizophrenic asshole instead of several.
3) I thought the Utards had a shred of sanity.
4) I thought virtual dickwaving was a msft email specialty.
5) I thought K2 Chatter was too immature.
6) I thought no real rockstars would ever post. All were trolls.
7) I thought nothing would ever supplant slow times like porn sites.
8) I thought that no ideas would ever really be exchanged.
9) I thought that the endless bickering would get tiresome.
10) I knew I'd found a home.

**Telenater** · 07-09-2004, 12:34 PM

Old People
1. NWJohnGalt
2. Professor
3. Ski Professor
4. Geronimo (so, who's posting as Geronimo now?)
5. MPK dies (thanks Odin)

Summit #1
1. Beers with SkierGirl and Pinner at the Silver Goat during
2. Beers with Pinner at the Brighton Telecomp (yes, it's hard to ski with a backpack containing 40+ cans of beer. Yes, it's hard to ski after consuming a substantial percentage of the cans even if they are 3.2%).
3. Wake up call in the Kush condo...
4. Powder at Alta and Snowbasin

Kirkweed
1. Maggotwood
2. First meeting Punani, Walter Sobchak, Tyrone Shoelaces, Splat, and Clack
3. Splat's extreem instruction on dropping off the wall.
4. Punani's daily reports.

**iceman** · 07-09-2004, 12:45 PM

Isn't mr_gyptian NWJohnGalt?

Peas in a pod, at least.

**Viva** · 07-09-2004, 01:15 PM

When I first posted, my presence was despised, which, at the time, didn't matter since I didn't count on staying for more than a few days.

**Yoda** · 07-09-2004, 01:17 PM

Originally posted by Viva
When I first posted, my presence was despised, which, at the time, didn't matter since I didn't count on staying for more than a few days.

Rodent from Epicski you were.