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    the flat

    i'm currently discovering how small a wave i can paddle into. i don't like it one bit.
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    Ankle high seems to be my limit - and I'm not ashamed to admit that I get excited when I actually get up. Although, the excitement fades when my board gradually sinks into the water seconds later.

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    Thumbs down

    Yeah, I was in Santa Monica this weekend (thinking of moving that way in Dec), and the biggest swell was coming off of the baywatch boat. If this keeps up, I guess I'll buy my ski gear before a surfboard.
    I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.

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    Originally posted by JMO
    Ankle high seems to be my limit - and I'm not ashamed to admit that I get excited when I actually get up. Although, the excitement fades when my board gradually sinks into the water seconds later.
    totally. did this friday, fell of into about a foot of water over rocks.
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    One of my favorite breaks is Big Flats!? Usually big, rarely flat. I would feel sorry for you guys but I cant get down there yet anyways. 3 x overhead in Indo, though.
    Gave up on the bottle, give me the lobotomy.

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    Seriously, since May it has been pretty damn small! Who is the wave equivalent of Ullr?
    He who has the most fun wins!

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    neptune
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    Actually, that would be Aegir. We're talking Norse gods here, bitch.
    "I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."

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    i've given up on the norse gods (see march-april-may snowfall totals for this year).
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    Originally posted by Arty50
    We're talking Norse gods here, bitch.
    I think for surf we have to appease the Hawaiian gods.

    edit: it's heavy localism that pisses off the Hawaiian gods. It violates the Aloha spirit.
    "There is a hell of a huge difference between skiing as a sport- or even as a lifestyle- and skiing as an industry"
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    hey, if he wants to pray to some pale ass cold water god, let him. i'm sure it goes over well in mexico.
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    Originally posted by Plakespear
    edit: it's heavy localism that pisses off the Hawaiian gods. It violates the Aloha spirit.
    It that's the case then, sorry dudes. I might be to blame for angering some gods. This is my redecoration of a So. Cal. professional kiter's new Tundra.

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    Should read Go Home, signed Kook.
    I hate when people write/ wax cars or vandalize them. Be a man and say it to there face, if you got a problem. Or dont and use schoolgirl tactics.
    Gave up on the bottle, give me the lobotomy.

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    Originally posted by mountainbored
    Should read Go Home, signed Kook.
    I hate when people write/ wax cars or vandalize them. Be a man and say it to there face, if you got a problem. Or dont and use schoolgirl tactics.
    It was actually more of a joke. The guy is a friend of mine, I even helped him clean it off for christ sake. It's more of a recipricol thing. We fuck with him when he comes to Nor Cal and he messes with us when we go kite C-street. No need to get all hissy.

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    Originally posted by tuffy109
    hey, if he wants to pray to some pale ass cold water god, let him. i'm sure it goes over well in mexico.
    Damn straight motherfucker. Nobody fucks with the Arty.

    But you guys do have a point. Since I'm a lousy Croatian (Mediterranean), I should be praying to Neptune. I guess even the Hawaiian gods make more sense. What can I say though. Talking shit to tuffy helps pass the time.
    "I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."

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    Originally posted by Arty50
    What can I say though. Talking shit to tuffy helps pass the time.
    no doubt. i wish this was part of my job description.
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    Originally posted by Alkasquawlik
    It was actually more of a joke. The guy is a friend of mine, I even helped him clean it off for christ sake. It's more of a recipricol thing. We fuck with him when he comes to Nor Cal and he messes with us when we go kite C-street. No need to get all hissy.
    Well now, heckling friends is totally different! I got my ass handed to me, years ago, 'cause some of my Silverstrand friends trashed some Port Hueneme guys car. They saw me alone a few weeks later and decided I was close enough to the guys. So I still cant tolerate vandalism to this day. Sorry I never saw the "joke" tagline. Say no to vandalism, say yes to buddy abuse!
    Gave up on the bottle, give me the lobotomy.

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    well that sucks.

    "thanks guys!"
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    bump
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    this shit sucks.
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    tuff- I'm going to windward w/Mr. Sony tomorrow am..prolly around 6:30 if you're around....
    I have mastered all major sporting activities to a high degree of mediocrity.

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    Still flat, eh?
    I'm going to Baja for a week here on the 15th. El Socorro, km181, Punta San Jose,Quatro Casas, not sure but I do hope we get some friggin" swell that week.
    Time to start checkin Surfline.
    Gave up on the bottle, give me the lobotomy.

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    Originally posted by Barnballs
    tuff- I'm going to windward w/Mr. Sony tomorrow am..prolly around 6:30 if you're around....
    cool. see you there.
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    worst ever
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    worst ever
    worse than that.

    we went out...froze..took a wave (finally) in...pearled cause it's nothing but a steep break into 2.5" of water. Great. Stepped on some gum on the way back to the car.

    didn't see your ass out there....smart.
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