Diagnosis: Torn latisimus dorsi.
Cause: Downhilling on the MTB--stretching out, slowly tearing the muscle. Finally torn while transporting a keg.
Pain scale: Having shattered my leg, broken several bones, torn several ligaments, etc. etc. etc., I can state that this is the most painful injury I've sustained next to my leg. It is amazing how much it hurts...my lat spasms constantly from yawning, laughing, reaching, farting, coughing or for no reason at all. Doc gave me strongest pain meds he could...and they ain't got nothin' on this bitch.
Prognosis/Treatment: Should heal itself. No excercise for 3 weeks. If it doesn't heal itself, it's surgery time.
World of pain, Donny! World of pain!
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Thread: Injury Time: World of Pain
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07-02-2004, 10:02 AM #1
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Injury Time: World of Pain
"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."
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07-02-2004, 10:10 AM #2
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No pickel slipping? Oh the HUMANITY!!!
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07-02-2004, 10:13 AM #3
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Revrend heal thyslef.
I think long ago on a message board far far away you posted the perfect pain relief option. Now since I cant dredge this gem up cuz the fukkers purged it, perhaps i can shake rattle & roll it loose from those webs thickly spun in yur melon.
It was crushing something & rolling it with...
another
& then a stiff brown liquor sumpin,
ring any bells or whistles?!?
heal gud dear Rev.
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07-02-2004, 10:25 AM #4
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Yikes, almost as painful as a shattered leg? I guess that means no yawning, laughing, reaching, farting, or coughing . And I'm guessing sex is out too, although that may not be as much of an issue as being able to let rip a good fart at this point, I don't know.
Heeeeaaalll.
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07-02-2004, 12:07 PM #5
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Re: Injury Time: World of Pain
At least you injured yourself doing something worthwhile!Originally posted by The Reverend Floater
Finally torn while transporting a keg.
Sounds painful. Get well soon!
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07-02-2004, 12:14 PM #6
Yes that is duct-tape
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Ya those beer games will get you every time
I had the same injury myself once Rev. After about 2 weeks I was ok. Heal fast man
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07-02-2004, 12:28 PM #7
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That really sucks man.
I do hope that you got to use the contents of the keg for self medication."if the city is visibly one of humankind's greatest achievements, its uncontrolled evolution also can lead to desecration of both nature and the human spirit."
-- Melvin G. Marcus 1979
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07-02-2004, 01:32 PM #8
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dooooooooooooood.
I hope this won't interfere with your ability to lap up some super sensasional in a few weeks.
Save some vikes for us, since they're doing you no good.It's idomatic, beatch.
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07-02-2004, 01:58 PM #9
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That sucks. Sounds like a back injury, where it hurts no matter what you do.
Heal fast.
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