Shhhh....definitely not baseball related.

[EPSkis]

Some
Out of focus
X-rays show

White areas
Indicating a possible
Lymph node
Lesion,

While others
Indicate
Nothing.

edit: No, let's not talk baseball today. We can pick it up again tomorrow.

GS - KTYA!

[Benny Profane]

Nice, warm, breezy day here in New Yahk.

{whistle} dum da da.........

So, uh, ya think Kobe is goin' down?

[Tavi]

Originally posted by Benny Profane

So, uh, ya think Kobe is goin' down?

Well, the news has 2 new Kobe facts that they will be analyzing all day and, a, ...I'm not going to say a word about ALL my teams sucking until tomorrow... and they will have professional analysts discussing these two new facts until at least 4:00 AM.

Edit: Woops, I can't spell.

[Buzzworthy]

Originally posted by mildbill.
everyone knows that the sink is for vomiting.

But what if you have massive diaherra (sp) and need to vomit and the sink is not close enough?

Do you:

1. Remove ass, blow chunks and sit back down quick? (on a hard heave, you may shit the floor)

2. Hopefully have a wastebasket not full of "female" stuff and vomit in there, thus filling and possibly running over the side of the trashcan.

3. Sit on the pot and spew all over the rest of the bathroom as you feel so shitty that you just can't make this decision.

4. Get up, dripping ass and all, puke in the sink and then sit back down as quick as you can. Now you gotta clean the carpet and the sink and the ass matter all over the toilet.

Ok, that is enough. Yes, I am one sick son of a bitch. Sorry, but you can't tell me this has never happened to you, in one way or another.

[mildbill.]

Originally posted by Buzzworthy
Sorry, but you can't tell me this has never happened to you, in one way or another.

and how.

#5.
pucker up and projectile vomit over the bathmat and into the bathtub, while staying on the john.

under no circumstances do you want to risk having to clean up ass splatter.

[acostiga]

so who is gonna be the most hungover/sick tomorrow morning after eating/drinking during game seven tonight?

[Benny Profane]

hehehe....I just got a call about a job in Boston. yukyuk

[Aldo]

Originally posted by Benny Profane
hehehe....I just got a call about a job in Boston. yukyuk

Coaching position?

[Buzzworthy]

Originally posted by mildbill.
and how.

#5.
pucker up and projectile vomit over the bathmat and into the bathtub, while staying on the john.

under no circumstances do you want to risk having to clean up ass splatter.

Forgot about that one. Used that my second year of college, I was in my apartment and the bathtub seemed like the best choice. What a mess.

Now Im hungry and it is lunch time.

MMMM, Taco bell sounds great after this conversation.

[mildbill.]

no sa.

you can just hose most of it down, what doesn't go down gets scooped out--same as the sink.

if you can't projectile far enough, then you need some more practice.

one choosesthe tub for a projectile target because it's a bigger target than the sink.

[iceman]

Originally posted by Aldo
Coaching position?

There aren't any coaching positions open in Boston.

Not today, at least.

[Steven S. Dallas]

Well, there's an assistant softball coaching position open at Wellesley, but I understand that's been promised to Joe Torre should the Yankees lose today.

[Benny Profane]

I'm staying in New Yawk and learning to be a ferry captain.

[Aldo]

Like working with your piers?

[iceman]

Originally posted by Aldo
Like working with your piers?

That pun gave me a sinking feeling.

[Benny Profane]

I thought I would hear some leather jokes.

[Aldo]

Originally posted by Benny Profane
I'm staying in New Yawk and learning to be a ferry

I'm sure you'll meet some interesting chaps.

[iceman]

Soooo... seven o'clock. Thought I might go out for Thai and then go catch a flick. Anybody up for it?

[Benny Profane]

I'm stuffed. Reading a wonderful techie book about color theory. Should keep me busy all night.

[Steven S. Dallas]

I'm planning on finishing the chapter on res ipsa loquitur in my torts book, then turning in early.

[irul&ublo]

Just remember young jedi...res ipsa only gets you past duty and breach....you still have to establish causation and damages.

[Schmear]

So, anyone else watching 'While You Were Sleeping' on TNT?

[Dexter Rutecki]

Well, I ended up going to the game last night. Truly, there are no more vile examples of what passes for humanity than the crowd at a Steinbrenner game. I think I would have preferred walking through Baghdad to the walk out of the Stadium last night, regardless of what hat I was wearing. Scummy, scummy crowd.

I've never felt so drained, and hurt, from a sporting event I wasn't participating in. Still pretty depressed about it all. Makes me wish I was in Boston right now so I could do some drinking with like-minded people.