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Thread: How do I pull this one off (boooty call related)

  1. #51
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    Originally posted by yogachik
    It's Wed, AKPM. Whatcha got planned?
    Nothing 1 My dad took the car 2) my friend who was gonna drive us down there bailed 3) My dad left my sister home

    We're gonna go hiking and jump into an alpine lake tomarrow, theres a small chance of seeing titties but thats about it, oh well, I'll just stay in contact with her and nail her when I go to europe, and in the mean time I'm gonna try to find someone to have a relationship with, cause I'mpretty fat and ugly and chicks don't like one night stands with fat ugly guys
    Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care

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    Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
    ... and in the mean time I'm gonna try to find someone to have a relationship with, cause I'mpretty fat and ugly and chicks don't like one night stands with fat ugly guys
    I bet chicks dig your confidence and self esteem

    edit - your not you're
    Last edited by crashnburn'd; 06-24-2004 at 04:21 PM.

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    Lightbulb

    Maybe if you saw the beauty of women, and did'nt fuck with the ones lacking, you might see them for more than just T & A.
    Wack off and think about women afterwards, that will be your most sane moment ever for the next 10 years.[/notaFlame]

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    Get her Drunk. In like Sin.


    Gambatte!!!

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    Got any GHB?

  6. #56
    Originally posted by BlurredElevens
    Wack off and think about women afterwards, that will be your most sane moment ever for the next 10 years.[/notaFlame]
    True. But all that "thinking about women afterwards" does is convince you that you'd rather beat it, get drunk, and play Xbox with your buds.

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    I didn't read the damn thread so this may be said already...but for god sakes don't show her the cleaning/gutting of the fish....that shit will make me barf...
    No.

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    Damnit got nothing and wont see her efore she leaves
    Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care

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    Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
    Damnit got nothing and wont see her efore she leaves
    Think of it like this. You saved yourself all the time, expense and hassle of trying to impress some chick who didn't really give a flying fuck. You is the winner, son.

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    Originally posted by bad_roo
    Think of it like this. You saved yourself all the time, expense and hassle of trying to impress some chick who didn't really give a flying fuck. You is the winner, son.
    Yeah I suppose, but I need to get some damnit
    Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care

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    [i]chicks don't like one night stands with fat ugly guys [/B]
    Notorious B.I.G. was fat and ugly, pulled plenty of ass. Not saying that you got his money. If you got a game plan, it don't matta wha' you look like
    When you gonna get dem' Duke Boys!?!?

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