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    The Perfect Dodgeball Player

    Apparently there is going to be a charity Dodgeball tournament that people in my office are going to enter. We have some people in our office that have good arms but they are tall which also probably makes them an easy target. We also thought that it would be just as important to also have little people who are really quick, have no fear and are good at taunting the other team. So the other team will throw at them and miss.

    This leads me to the question what is more important to a good Dodgeball player, a good arm or the ability to make the other team miss?

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    Originally posted by Vets
    Fox Sports Top 10 Dodgeball Players
    How in the HELL did Bill Clinton stay off that list?

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    Mia Hamm on the list? I don't think the pretty factor would play out with the people I know. They'd still try to bean her, although she might be able to elude them with her speed. If not she could kick them in the nuts since there are no red cards in Dodgeball.
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    Throwing at people???

    Gotta be Roger Clemens.
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    Question

    I must have missed this. Over the last 2 weeks, all I've been hearing about is Dodgeball.

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    I always wondered what would happen if a dodge ball team actually acted like a team and coordinated their fire... or say all threw at once... I could never get that goin in elementry school gym class though...
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    Pedro Martinez. If he could make a dodgeball break, no one on this earth would have a chance.
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    Originally posted by mr_gyptian
    Pedro Martinez. If he could make a dodgeball break, no one on this earth would have a chance.
    Yeah...give him another sport where he could get to the finals and choke.
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