High Fives

[trainnvain]

I'm not a high five kinda guy. Especially abusive overuse of the high five (office weasels, annoying bar patrons, "laughing-at-my-own-joke-high-five-me" kind of shit)

Just the ol' down-low five or celebratory handshake, thank you.

[LCC]

I've got a friend who does the "fist punch" thing when he greets you. Another friend and I decided we had had enough of that. Shortly there after, he gave me the fist punch, then turned to give one to my other friend. At this time he got smacked in the ass (football player style, not Liberace). He then quickly turned around after giving my other friend the fist punch thingy and got smacked in the ass by him.

We have not had this problem since.

[phUnk]

"High five!" [/Putty]

[A-wreck]

go for a high five after sex...........
It makes girls rather uncomfortable.......they feel like some testosterone filled jock instead of a sexy girl........and you can actually SEE their feelings change.........not only about you and the sex they just had.....but it sucks the femininity right out of them.............

sort of amusing........
but not the type of thing to do to a wife or girl you care about

[optics]

Low-five, pound, or good ol' handshake. the trick is knowing what the other person is planning - a misplaced pound leads to nothing but confusion.

Worstest of the high-fives: the top gun high-to-low around-the-world method. No good.

[mildbill.]

Originally posted by optics
- a misplaced pound leads to nothing but confusion.

the worst being the pound misread as a c1989 oakland A's bash brothers elbow hit thing.

[powstash]

Originally posted by optics


Worstest of the high-fives: the top gun high-to-low around-the-world method. No good.

Werd

[homerjay]

Originally posted by A-wreck
go for a high five after sex...........
It makes girls rather uncomfortable.......they feel like some testosterone filled jock instead of a sexy girl........and you can actually SEE their feelings change.........not only about you and the sex they just had.....but it sucks the femininity right out of them.............

heh. did that once when I was a young lad.

[Baconzoo]

the handshake to finger snap?

I love doing that to someone who's never done it but instinctually does it. They're like "Wow, I must be a soul brother deep down from-unda."

[LCC]

Originally posted by A-wreck
go for a high five after sex...........
It makes girls rather uncomfortable.......they feel like some testosterone filled jock instead of a sexy girl........and you can actually SEE their feelings change.........not only about you and the sex they just had.....but it sucks the femininity right out of them.............

sort of amusing........
but not the type of thing to do to a wife or girl you care about

I prefer to yell YATZEE right as I'm about to finish. Chicks really dig it!

[Woodsy]

I chest bump people ala Rasheed Wallace, jump towards them arms back.

it gets mixed reactions


any body have that drunk friend in college that liked to head butt ya?

ass hole

[Grange]

Originally posted by LCC
I've got a friend who does the "fist punch" thing when he greets you. Another friend and I decided we had had enough of that. Shortly there after, he gave me the fist punch, then turned to give one to my other friend. At this time he got smacked in the ass (football player style, not Liberace). He then quickly turned around after giving my other friend the fist punch thingy and got smacked in the ass by him.

We have not had this problem since.

There's a difference?

[CaddyDaddy77]

Originally posted by Woodsy

any body have that drunk friend in college that liked to head butt ya?

ass hole

Yes, the same fucking guy, who wants to headbutt someone but fails to relay this info, so the other party is instead hit in the eye socket, ear, wahtever else besides the top of the noggin. WTF?


Hand wrap to pat on back for hommies that is all.

[Cosmic Bandito]

This is a slight derivation of the topic, but does anyone else get thrown off by the "kiss and hug" thingy that women do? Why are you kissing and hugging people that you are barely friendly with? I usually just go for the handshake and the honies look at me like I have two heads.

[optics]

Originally posted by Woodsy

any body have that drunk friend in college that liked to head butt ya?

Brim of the baseball cap to the bridge of the nose cures 'em of that habit.

[mildbill.]

Originally posted by Woodsy
any body have that drunk friend in college that liked to head butt ya?

ass hole

i knew that guy.

boy was my mirror hard.

[basom]

Originally posted by mildbill.
i knew that guy.

boy was my mirror hard.

bill. you are most certainly that guy.


on the high fives after sex....

i had a girl in collage who used to do this all the time. sorta like " hey, whose better than us, we rock. up high!"
i thought it was kinda funny, and she seemed to hang onto her femininity just fine. i wonder if she does that with the guy she dumped me for.. doh!

[Baconzoo]

Cock punching has to be the worst. I've only seen Canadians doing it.
They just wack your wiener with no warning. Lame and gay at the same time.

[non grata]

Originally posted by Cosmic Bandito
This is a slight derivation of the topic, but does anyone else get thrown off by the "kiss and hug" thingy that women do? Why are you kissing and hugging people that you are barely friendly with? I usually just go for the handshake and the honies look at me like I have two heads.

wannabe nouveau euro hipsters.

... and btw you prolly do have two heads, although i don't know for sure.

[hot_sauce]

Originally posted by A-wreck
go for a high five after sex...........
It makes girls rather uncomfortable.......they feel like some testosterone filled jock instead of a sexy girl........and you can actually SEE their feelings change.........not only about you and the sex they just had.....but it sucks the femininity right out of them.............

sort of amusing........
but not the type of thing to do to a wife or girl you care about

lol. my entertainment for the day

[hot_sauce]

Originally posted by Baconzoo
the handshake to finger snap?

I love doing that to someone who's never done it but instinctually does it. They're like "Wow, I must be a soul brother deep down from-unda."

pretty popular with some Nigerian peeps I used to hang out with. Dap, pound, handshake whatever, dap to the man-hug (see you have the two hands in between to mantain an appropriate distace), but yeah, high fives was mostly back in elementary school. heh, me and another one of the tallest kids even did the running jumping "extra-high" five.

edit: that link is hilarious, don't know if I've seen that before

[KevinDineen]

The fist knock is huge here in socal. I've started just grabbing the fist and shaking it.

[warthog]

Originally posted by KevinDineen
The fist knock is huge here in socal. I've started just grabbing the fist and shaking it.

LOL-

I do that all the time. I never know when it is coming, so I just shake. I guess I am not cool enough for the fist pump.

The"One handed handshake-hug" is what we dubbed the guy hug.

"Hey Elaine- check it out 8-Ball jacket- High-five"
David Puddy

[divegirl]

Originally posted by Cosmic Bandito
This is a slight derivation of the topic, but does anyone else get thrown off by the "kiss and hug" thingy that women do? Why are you kissing and hugging people that you are barely friendly with? I usually just go for the handshake and the honies look at me like I have two heads.

The French do it, why can't we? I'm a hug person myself. It lets me press my boobs against people, anyway, so it's really fun.

oh yeah,

[phUnk]

Originally posted by divegirl
It lets me press my boobs against people, anyway, so it's really fun.

oh yeah,

Man, somebody get divegirl laid before she spins out of control.