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    FUCK ME!

    That is all.

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    I'll tell you who's gonna get fucked. That fan who interfered with Alou's catch. What a fackin' ijiot.
    "I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."

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    Fuck that damn goat. Game 7...unreal...only the cubs could fuck up this wet dream.

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    Red face

    not yet...

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    Angry

    NOW.

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    Thumbs down

    that guy may not make it out of wrigleyville alive...

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    Originally posted by truth
    Fuck that damn goat. Game 7...unreal...only the cubs could fuck up this wet dream.
    What is the deal with the goat? I've heard little bits but still have zero clue. All I know is...wait all I know it's some curse on the Cubs cuz some guy threw away a goat or a goats head??

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    Originally posted by Sublime
    What is the deal with the goat? I've heard little bits but still have zero clue. All I know is...wait all I know it's some curse on the Cubs cuz some guy threw away a goat or a goats head??
    yeah, in 1945 during the series against the tigers, there was a bar owner in wrigglyville who had a place called the goats head. To promote his bar, he wanted to bring his goat into the stadium. The ushers would not let him in the stadium. He then proclaimed that the cubs would never again win a postseason series. And until last week, he was right.
    I love big dumps.

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    Goat-boy:
    http://espn-ak.starwave.com/media/ml..._cubfan_ft.jpg

    Kid's gonna get a beatdown tomorrow at school.
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    Originally posted by 13
    Goat-boy:
    http://espn-ak.starwave.com/media/ml..._cubfan_ft.jpg

    Kid's gonna get a beatdown tomorrow at school.
    That poor bastard. Shoulda followed the lead of the kid to his right.

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    it makes you wonder if clubs are going to start setting the seats back a little, like some parks already are.

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    Dude'll probably get strangled with his own headphones JONG!
    "Do you know what PBR stands for? Delicious."

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    Originally posted by The AD
    That poor bastard. Shoulda followed the lead of the kid to his right.
    The kid to the right should have knocked him on his ass before the ball got there.

    Sorry, I know that's messed up. But when will people get a fackin' clue? If he lets Alou make that catch it's a totally different ballgame: two outs and one man on.
    "I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."

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    Heh. From ESPN.com:

    Other fans tossed beer at the fan and shouted profanities and threats at him. A handful of security guards quickly escorted him from his seat, his face covered with a sweater as he walked to a security room.

    Some fans were yelling, "Kill him!" and "You cost us the World Series!" as he was being led away.

    "He possibly cost us the pennant, and I want to know if it was worth a $20 ball? What a loser," said Sean Henning, who was sitting about five rows back.

    As for that fan, Cubs security chief Mike Hill refused to give out any details about him. But Hill did say the team gave him a new coat and led him out a different exit after the game so no one could recognize him.

    "He was scared to death more than anything," Hill said. "He just wanted to get out of here."
    "I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."

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    By BEN WALKER
    The Associated Press
    10/15/03 1:28 AM

    CHICAGO (AP) -- Five outs to go. Wrigley Field crowd on its feet. World Series within their grasp.

    Then, it was almost as if the baseball gods woke up and realized these were the Chicago Cubs.

    Those lovable losers blew it again thanks in part to -- of all things -- one of their own fans.

    In a stunning eighth-inning turnaround, the Florida Marlins took advantage of left fielder Moises Alou's run-in with a fan on a foul fly and an error by shortstop Alex Gonzalez to score eight runs in an 8-3 victory Tuesday night, forcing the NL championship series to a Game 7.

    "I don't know about the fan robbing them," Marlins manager Jack McKeon said. "I don't think that was the turning point of the game."

    He might've been the only person in the ballpark who felt that way.

    Mark Prior, Sammy Sosa and the Cubs cruised into the eighth with a 3-0 lead, all set to end their 58-year absence from the World Series.

    What followed was a sudden collapse that would rival anything in the Cubs' puzzling, painful past -- and the emergence of baseball's most infamous fan since Jeffrey Maier.

    A 26-year-old wearing a Cubs hat prevented Alou from catching Luis Castillo's ball. Given a last-gasp chance, the Marlins broke loose. That's about when security decided to escort the fan out. He threw a jacket over his face for protection, but not before other fans hurled beers in his direction.

    "You cost us the World Series!" one fan yelled at him.

    Alou said: "Hopefully, he won't have to regret it for the rest of his life."

    Now, after the Marlins' second straight win in the series, it goes down to Wednesday night. Ace Kerry Wood will pitch for Chicago, while the Marlins will go with Mark Redman.

    "It has nothing to do with the curse," Cubs manager Dusty Baker insisted. "It has to do with fan interference and a very uncharacteristic error by Gonzalez. History has nothing to do with this game, nothing."

    The eighth inning began easily enough, with a flyout to Alou. But Juan Pierre doubled, and sheer disaster followed.

    Castillo lifted a fly down the left-field line and Alou ran toward the brick wall, ready to do anything it took to make the catch.

    Instead, the fan reached up for the ball -- not over the wall, though -- and deflected the ball away.

    "I timed it perfectly, I jumped perfectly," Alou said. "I'm almost 100 percent that I had a clean shot to catch the ball. All of a sudden, there's a hand on my glove."

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    [COLOR=firebrick]Has anyone seen my turtle?
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    Originally posted by Arty50
    the team gave him a new coat and led him out a different exit

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    vapor lock - bitch.

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