Man, the colon troubles I have to look forward to.When I was about 14 my dad was having terrible stomach cramps for a few days. Retarded Doc tells him he's constipated and gives him an enema which he found out when he ended up in the emergency room soon after that that was the last thing he should have had under his circumstances. Turns out his family has a history of colon problems which he told the doctor about. The enema ended up causing my fathers colon to explode since it turned out he had a disease called diverticulitus. Can you say major lawsuit? My dad, being the overly nice and shy person that he is decided not to sue, but did have to shit in a bag attatched to his stomach for 2 months until his colon healed. Docs tell me there is a pretty good chance I will end up with this disease as well sometime down the road. Moral of the story? Don't mess with shit because its some messy stuff.
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06-10-2004, 04:53 PM #26
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06-10-2004, 08:59 PM #27
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MAHAHA. Enjoy your high fidds?
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06-10-2004, 10:43 PM #28
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Imagine having to do this for the rest of your life. My sister has crohn's disease and has to live with this. She's definately a lot tougher than I am.Originally posted by Castro's
but did have to shit in a bag attatched to his stomach for 2 months until his colon healed.Yep, seen this before. Crazy liquor & cheeseburger party got out of control.
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06-10-2004, 10:59 PM #29
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Yes, our neighbor guy had the same thing. Not a fun deal at all. My dad would look at him and knew he was damn lucky.
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06-11-2004, 01:54 AM #30
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You know, they took me into the office at first to sign papers and tell me the bad stuff that could happen. But in the end it turned out really good, no complications and no pain at all after the meds wore off. In three years I get to do it again.
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ANYONE who is around 50 or who has a family history of colon cancer should get this done as soon as possible.
I will refrain from using those pics for an avatar. I will, I will. Truth is they probably aren't as gross as the worst of the toenail avatars anyway, just weird.
So now that I'm back to normal (?) I get to go back to driving my tincan back and forth on the highways and biways of Whatcom County. (but I have no bus stop in front of Rumors)In drove this drunken madman and stopped on a dime! Unfortunately the dime was in Mr. Rococo's pocket!
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