6/3/08 - International Daughter Appreciation Day

[Nanuq]

All those beautiful and succulent daughters, today is the offical day of appreciation.

Yes, Jenna Jameson, Nina Hartley, Marilynn Chambers, Linda Lovelace and all you other unnamed hookers, prostitutes, hookers, porn "actresses" and sex trade workers - in other words - daughters of someone, we salute you. We in fact, appreciate the hell out of you today.

Mad props to you all.

[doughboyshredder]

you forgot the virgin mary.

[Nanuq]

Some turd burglar in the thread about some sort of snowglobe, bodily orifices and someone's daughter said you could insult a man's wife, mother but not his daughter. Thinking, "Hey, maybe he knows something about daughters and rules that neither I nor John Ritter knows" I took it upon myself to research this subject. Wikipedia provided these results.

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Toby Flenderson
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Rules of Acquisition
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Bhumibol Adulyadej
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List of U.S. Army acronyms and expressions
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List of Dhoom Machaao Dhoom episodes
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Eadric Streona
... 7]]) was an [[ealdorman]] of the [[Anglo-Saxons|Saxon]] [[Mercia]]ns. "Streona" appears to have meant "the Grasper". ... sacked in disgrace (due to betraying naval secrets to the Danes) and his son Aelfgar blinded, this is very unlikely.
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Drowtales
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List of recurring characters from That's So Raven
... most cases the character has just disappeared with or without an explanation. ... esponses, she laughs, and then stops to say a quick "NO!" with a negative tone -- her [[catchphrase]].
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Personal name
... but for all cultures where historical records are available, the de facto rules are known to change over time. Common components of true names given at birth include:
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Minor characters from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
The following is a list of minor characters in the various versions of ''[[The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]]'', by [[Douglas Adams]]. ... infarction|heart attack]] after seeing Arthur and Ford materialize, seated on a Chesterfield sofa, in the midst of a [[cricket]] match at [[Lord's Crick ...
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Knighthood of Salman Rushdie
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As you can see, using the search words "insulting someone's daughter" yielded only a few rather non-sequitor results, including a reference to an episode of "That's So Raven" - I'm going to put that on my Netflix queue as it may produce some interesting proof of this arcane and now quoted rule. But other than that, nothing. No rules. (Also, it is important to note that the former child star of That's So Raven" is now doing amatuer and low grade porn DVD's. There must be a correlation to this - but that would require a whole new research grant and the Rasumussen Foundation is hurting in this economy too).

So, I also thought I should check with the search words "Rules for Dissing a Man's Daughter" and came up with these results -

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This one was more interesting and telling as it produced references to Grand Theft Auto Gangs and Mad TV. It can't be that these rules for daughter insulting are given not from a buring bush (kind of a double entendre there if you think hard enough) but from a video game and second rate skit-comedy tv show? Surprising but still no hard and fast rules on the dissing of the daughters.

So, as it looks, we must just give thanks and appreciation today to the daughters of the world and realize that there are no rules when it comes to making cock and tea-bag jokes at the expense of our beloved international treasures, daughters.

[yooper]

Unnamed hookers, prostitutes and hookers are all the same thing.

"What are your qualifications?"

"Murder, Rape, Arson, Rape...."

"You said rape twice..."



"I like rape."


- Blazing Saddles