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  1. 06-03-2008, 04:45 PM #1
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    Real Families Pray Together



    you fucking cunt

    Unlike Nanuq, I didn't verbally accost this waste of human flesh, but, goddamn I wanted to.

    She had a huge die cut sticker on the back of her suv that said Real Families Pray Together.

    So my family isn't real. You can only be a family if you are Christians.

    I wonder what god tells them when they pray together.
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  2. 06-03-2008, 04:58 PM #2
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    I hear you, I saw one the other day that said "Square Dancers do it better". Fuck you!! So I don't 'do it' good because I don't square dance?



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    Quote Originally Posted by doughboyshredder View Post


    you fucking cunt

    Unlike Nanuq, I didn't verbally accost this waste of human flesh, but, goddamn I wanted to.

    She had a huge die cut sticker on the back of her suv that said Real Families Pray Together.

    So my family isn't real. You can only be a family if you are Christians.

    I wonder what god tells them when they pray together.
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    Personally, I gave up on worrying about what other people think and do a long time ago. Even if it is right in my face, so fucking what? If I don't know them, I am most likely to ignore them.

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  5. 06-03-2008, 05:09 PM #5
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    Did you write down their plates? Lets torch some churches.

    Better yet: let's just find out which church they go to and bitch about it on the internet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheyHadToDie View Post
    Or you could make a list of all the people who go to their church and systematically murder them all with a clawhammer.
    You get the list, I'll get the hammer. Where should we meet?
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  7. 06-03-2008, 05:17 PM #7
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    You know that logically, that assertion does not mean the same as "If you do not pray with your family, they are not real" If it had said that, I would be super-pissed. Almost ninja-pissed.
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  8. 06-03-2008, 05:23 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by commonlaw View Post
    You know that logically....
    Ok...at that point your post became irrelevant to this forum.
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    Yeah yeah yeah, but what do their DAUGHTERS look like in that family in prayer?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nanuq View Post
    Yeah yeah yeah, but what do their DAUGHTERS look like in that family in prayer?
    To you, probably kinda wobbly
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    Also, with said daughters, could I fit my cock in their mouths while they are saying a few Our Fathers (which I would like to see renamed to "Oh My Daddy")?
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  13. 06-03-2008, 05:48 PM #13
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    Nanuq, fuck off. You are a disgusting POS. There are assholes, and there are jackasses, but you are somewhere beyond the world of definable illnesses. You really need to get some help... or at least move somewhere further north beyond the internet. You cunt this entire place up.
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  14. 06-03-2008, 06:04 PM #14
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    Yes of course. And your self appointed title is "Class(less) Clown". My my, what a twist in the storyline there!

    And that tagline - impressive overreaction...now think hard...you ready...TA-DA - that is about YOU!
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    Quote Originally Posted by doughboyshredder View Post


    you fucking cunt

    Unlike Nanuq, I didn't verbally accost this waste of human flesh, but, goddamn I wanted to.

    She had a huge die cut sticker on the back of her suv that said Real Families Pray Together.

    So my family isn't real. You can only be a family if you are Christians.

    I wonder what god tells them when they pray together.

    I saw a car with this sticker on the back window. It should cancel that one out in the great scheme of things

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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    To you, probably kinda wobbly
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  18. 06-03-2008, 07:26 PM #18
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    If this bumper sticker makes you butt hurt than I have a hard time figuring out how you make it through the day.
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  19. 06-03-2008, 08:43 PM #19
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    I rather enjoyed that cock in the mouth comment.
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  20. 06-03-2008, 09:48 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by concretejungle View Post
    If this bumper sticker makes you butt hurt than I have a hard time figuring out how you make it through the day.
    No Shit, who could have a hard time with the shocker.
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  21. 06-03-2008, 10:11 PM #21
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    I am naked. I am carless. I dont work labor jobs. I am in my apt in a college town, naked all the time eating vegtables, I am true liberal.

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