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  1. 06-02-2008, 01:43 PM #1
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    Caption contest



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    Quote Originally Posted by smmokan View Post
    The dirt on my arms accents my manboobs nicely, no?
    we couldn't figure out what was worse, his endo or the unflattering jersey.
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  7. 06-02-2008, 02:14 PM #7
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    i thought it was the jersey, especially now that its been photo documented

    whilst thinking to himself that the secret is out that he's really a black man and the crash had scraped off the white makeup on his arms

    "Oh shit, no pictures no pictures!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by squatch View Post
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