So...who would win in a fight, a conservitive or a liberal.

[DINMS]

God it's late...
Would the quick wit of the liberal confuse the poorly trained military...guy....to where he couldn't fight? Would the conservitive confuse the liberal by mumbling about cows so he could go for a cheap shot? Would the liberals commune shaped body over power the conservitives pew-n-beer bod?

The most opinionated flame wins.

Bush Vrs. Kerry?

This has no point.

[PaSucks]

I would say the completly monotone voice of the liberal (ala AL Gore or John Kerry) would put the conservative to sleep, and then the liberal would attempt to pummel him.

[ak_powder_monkey]

I like burgers

[BakerBoy]

Strangely enough, I think I preferred the old DINMS...

[Trackhead]

Where does the Green Party fit into this?

Would Nader break the fight up?

[PaSucks]

Originally posted by Trackhead
Where does the Green Party fit into this?

Would Nader break the fight up?

Yes, unless a lynx habitat was being threatened. Then he would torch a chairlift or three.

[summit]

Originally posted by Trackhead
Where does the Green Party fit into this?

Would Nader break the fight up?

Nader would beat them to death with his oversized ego and then compost the corpses.

... or what PaSucks said... that was pretty classic!

[splat]

To date, the most effective ploy utilized by the conservatives has been to smother liberals with money. Unfortunately, it was our money.

[DINMS]

Originally posted by BakerBoy
Strangely enough, I think I preferred the old DINMS...

Sorry, I've grown out of my klutz/dolt ways when I stoped spending time so much time here.

Although, this thread is purly idiotic....

[ducktherope]

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

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Liberal Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, apply some paint, have a weeding day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
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Conservative Answer:

BANG!

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Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG!! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click....(sounds of reloading ) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips??

[mr_gyptian]

heh

[Plakespear]

They'd both get pummelled by the anarchist.